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“Do you remember your old body?” “What do you mean, Daddy?” “Don’t you remember that your tits used to be tiny? Don’t you remember that your hips had no curves and that your lips weren’t the dick-sucking
Speaking of submissions. Here’s a nice one from Germany. German slut, please fuck me, i love to get fucked by 2 dicks “Doppelt Gut. Bitte fickt mich.” I’m by no means a german-speaker, but pretty sure that’s “Double
ngrboy4whttops: “What do yo mean, ‘NO’ boy??  I SAID get no your knees and suck my dick!â€
clubflankfb: “What does her prescription say, doctor?” “She needs 25 cm of deep dicking.” “Um… you mean 20 cc of penicillin?” “No, 25 cm of deep dicking! Now, could you please excuse us, I have to… administer her medicine.”-DantessSorce:
bigcockworshipclub: “I heard about your wife, man. That’s a real bummer. I can’t believe she was cheating on you. And that guy…I mean he didn’t have a job, he just hangs out at bars all day and he’s kind of a dick. I have no idea what
strapon-mistress: They considered the bitch ready to take on their two huge monster strapon cocks. The ladies are so mean with their dicks. They will fuck him till he can take no more….then they’ll fuck him harder Goddesses, Slaves, Play Partners,
simplychula: quechulacabrona: Yo con estas Ganas de Cogerte que no se me quitan ni despues de tres auto-orgasmos. I can’t deny how perfect he and I fit. By “fit,“ I mean my pussy and his dick ;)
naked-yogi: tasma13: naked-yogi: If guys are entitled to dick pics, that means I am entitled to a couple of pussy pics too, right? Love your pussy, can you shave it for once please? NO, I WILL DO NOTHING FOR YOUR PLEASURE. It is MY body, learn some
warlordrexx: Okay, I think this is the last huge dick I am going to post (no I don’t mean the penis). I went back to that setup for Garrosh I used awhile back, and did the torso repair process. Now I can actually show him near nude rather then
trashy-white-cock: southernfratguy: yeah, stick it out you wanna stick your dick in there don’t you? go ahead. it’s ok. that’s what faggots are for. they like it. it doesn’t mean you’re gay. no one has to know. just put your dick in there.
Make my dreams come true: Pose for me and share! Yeah man… no problem… happy I can help. Cum… I mean… come… a little closer… I want the light on your dick. Me too! Ha! Wouldn’t want to get naked.. and
the-dick-lord-levi: So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” And
the-beautyprocess: your-milk-has-a-dick: Hole, 1994 Iv always loved this photoshoot
your-milk-has-a-dick: Reading Festival 1994
thebsdboys: OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
nickyrads: leander-ligo: lordthundercox: Yes, it does. Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time
lifewasted: what the penis did you just fucking say to me… what does that have to do with anything… wow. i climb out of bed the crack of dick in the morning to sit in a courtroom next to a bewildered bassist to deal with legal bullshit and you patronize
babeimgonnaleaveu: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant photographed by Dick Barnatt, 1968.
bluejaysaremagic: spoopytobio: cool tips for having fun during october: dont post screamers dont post popups dont post anything that could cause panic/anxiety attacks dont be a dick The spook is fun but that is not spook. That is not fun for anyone.
envycamacho: do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
feyminism-blog: Every single holiday a dick in a box!
queersmoot: castiels-celestiel-dick: In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
dangergays: boys will go around judging girls if their asses and boobs aren’t exactly to their liking but the moment a girl isn’t impressed by their 4 inch dick they’re being “oppressed” and “have to conform to ridiculous standards”
zacefronsbf: how to ride a dick by nick jonas
brassy: brassy: can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it
fuckfuckandfuckk: carry-on-my-otp: Don’t be a dick to your GF or Benny the Bull’s gonna get ya! What an ass
scienceyeah: destinymc: BRO now you guys can finally take dick pics
jobhaver: redgrieve: Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t federal mandates on
smiledawson: michacl: how is screaming “I wanna suck your dick” to a band member you just met any different from someone catcalling you on the street READ THISREAD IT AGAIN AND AGAIN
fuckblink182: julianmillidge: Blink -182, fuckblink182 ur dick
pardonmewhileipanic: toastdurr: fairyspork: floptart: ass2007: im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (: Who the fuck measures dick size in bread *deletes blog*
thechurchofbobsaget: I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
dainerystargaryen:please don’t be a dick to a famous person’s partner out of jealousy it’s not very punk rock of you
clumsypot:anotherpunk: “Your dress is too short.” Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration. I’m going to lie in wait for the day I can say this to a man
death-limes:its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting
storiesofaginger: Men who like fat women are not heroes. They are not some God who deserves praise and reverence because a fat ass or a big belly gets their dick hard. Men who like fat women are not special. Men who like fat women are not special.
stargazerfarbeyond:GUYS WE FOUND THE LAST POSTER FOR CITIZEN DICK IN SEATTLE!!
blackgirlsvevo:I’m not a hoe I’m more of a hoe enabler like anytime my friends tryna get wild and she need words of encouragement I will write a 10 part series on why she should suck a dick and feel good about it
unagiiiii: malekkleston: IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’
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phan-asf:for every girl who’s ever been asked for nudes, please I beg you, make them feel like the biggest dick to ever exist
neverthought-youdhabit:I’ve had Satan’s Bed stuck in my head the whole day except I don’t actually know the lyrics so I’ve just had “I’ll never suck Satan’s dick” stuck in my head all day
rebelliousafricanqueen: thetruegayicon: bromancing-the-stone: lepreax: the virgin table table most likely to go on a killing spree The biggest ego but smallest dick table The I go hunting for fun table
New idea: if a guy responds to public breastfeeding with "so why can't I pull out my dick and ejaculate"
dashdrive: everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see
i-suck-dick: Just girly things xo
otaku-4-life: awesomephilia: “big boobs don’t count if you’re fat” neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
the-dog-fandom: bruce-dick-in-son:fourgasm:sytorofoam-boots-blog:I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it. toes Why is there a coyote on a bus. because they can’t drive
thatisludicrous: castiels-celestiel-dick: vinegod: Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius jfc OH MY GOD YES
cxdeinecutie: want his heart n his dick
unagiiiii:malekkleston: IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’
underneath-a-magic-moon: yourmindaches: I never tire of seeing naked boobs on Tumblr. But why are you staring at your brothers dick.
moniquethephysique: My Ex said I wanted to fuck and suck too much smh one of the reasons we broke up like tf u mean I can’t have no dick nigga . Nigga had it made too. Cooked clean sucked fucked took care of him our home all while working full time
adrians: rlymax: adrians: omg I got a dick but I have no yoghurt sorry what does this even mean what do u mean what does it mean do I have to spell it out for you I’m packin them chillis but shit ain’t got no punch do you get me
trust-power-desire: bredbeta: “No no, none of that stroking. you know better. Hands back in position.” If you really, really need to cum, boy, you will be able to do so without touching your dick. If you’re not…well, that means you’ll have
greed: Plan on turning 100% vegan before the summer. Yes, that means no more meat. With the exception of your man’s dick.
balldown04: upsidedown360: balldown04: balldown04: Tequila shots do it every time Bubba ask me if I jacked him off, does it mean he’s gay. No dude, we’re dick friendly. Relax, man. Oh yeah bubba, don’t make eye contact that DOES mean you’re
i mean i feel at this point y'all should be aware that if your avatar is a dick pic*, you will be blocked stop following me with them dick pics up in my face i make no exceptions *artistic nudity in which your dick is showing is not included in this
