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This sugar daddy thing….does it apply to old hags like me too?
This one sleeve thing is gonna bother me the whole day
Today is my 27th birthday. So, you all should tell me nice things.
Why is it so hard to find a girl to have a good chat with. I need Someone to text cute things with, tell me about their day. just have a good convo you know?, also loves to show off their pussy and understands my freaky side
kittenanarchy: sometimes your reason for living can be the stupidest little thing. like “i don’t want my pet to get sad because they miss me” or “i want to know how this television show ends.” and sometimes, that’s enough.
The bad thing about shopping on your own is there’s no one to tell you no. Oops! #me #missSelfridge #dress #sparkly #hair
Today was my last day at the kennel and I am so grateful for the things I learned.This is a video I made of me and one of my friends and she ended up getting adopted the next day.Life is really kewl :)
Sorry haven’t been posting AGAIN as much I was to busy getting laid every day :D lol JUST KIDDING..I haven’t had dick in months -_- the only thing that has been fucking me is LIFE
Me: I’m bored, need stimulationBrain: BUY THINGS NOW DO IT :DDDDDDDMe: *looks at already damaged wallet* no pls noBrain :DDDDDMe: :DDDDDD
Me: Ok here is my opinion on this and my reasoning Them: Uhm ok but on paragraph 3 line 6 you said something that slightly contradicts your point which means you’re wrong 👀 👀 👀
I’m feeling sad and I’m thinking about it which is making me even more sad than I am because I’m thinking about why I’m sad……
There are some things I miss about the old me.
castielscongregation:Having very serious conversations about fictional universes is one of my favorite things to do.
cumberlord: I enjoy the simpler things in life, like sitting down with a good long gay fanfic.
howelles: I have this thing called ‘I consider this person my friend but I don’t know if they consider me theirs’
futureresearcheralex: Thing #1 that frustrates me about ADHD/Executive Dysfunction advice: “Oh, you have a mental/neurological issue that makes it difficult for you to be organized, follow routines, stick with systems, maintain a schedule, do your
iwannapushyourdaisies: “i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid” me:
crybabydyke: The phrase “you don’t know what you have until it’s gone” can apply to terrible things too. You may not realize the amount of pain, depression, or abuse you are living through until you experience what life can be without it
emperor-ing:the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.
yahenni:yahenni:yahenni:Every time I see another “in these unprecedented times” ad it makes me associate the brand being advertised with a kind of white-hot rageIN THIS CHALLENGING TIME“We know things are hard right now. That’s
tra-nsparent: starlightsymphonies: I’ve never seen a thing that needed to be transparent more than this. Not mine. okay i know i never reblog stuff on this blog but this was too great to not reblog
oiltipped: some post: it’s okay if you haven’t done all these things yet! there’s no time limit and you move at your own pace! you shouldn’t be upset because you’re eighteen and none of it’s happened! me, a 22yr old:
ms-cherry-tart: The Internet: HERE IS A LIST OF ALL THE THINGS I HATED IN STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI Me:
deviantmanifesto: You might have mentioned having a thing for button fly jeans…Ah yes, yes I do loves me some button fly jeans…
wordsmatty: I’ve had a few people remind me that I am overdue for another rope tutorial video. My apologies, I have just been rather busy with work lately (it has developed an irritating habit of getting in the way of important things like rope tutorials
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tormentedfantasy: caleia: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell This is me on so many levels.
thequeenvevo: marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
esophagi: i’m in the mood for a boy with a deep voice to tell me nice things
I wanna be edged until I cry then made to put things up my bottomhole cos it’s “good for me” 😳 *hiding now*
berlin porn film festival worked out. now I’m going to sleep for a thousand years. featuring : dwam blathh jacsfishburne @courtneytrouble (If anyone’s waiting for me to be a functioning human and reply to things I’ll get to that
hi it’s me, with my classic blend of sad looking serious face and butt kinda out, the usual.still here.
homefires1001: vextape: Kill your idols / Kiss your friends Me + @mothandrustdothcorrupt ✖️ Kissing your friends is always a good thing.
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My dog likes to beat me with that thing.
I just had a dream that is going to torment me for a while. It was the weirdest thing, but it was nice because you were there and we were happy.
Round 1 of testing complete. I’m know if could have done better, but I tried my best for what I am right now. I’ve literally experienced the hardest things I’ve ever done tonight. Wish me luck for round 2 tomorrow. I’m exhausted
It’s been been a few days since I’ve been on, but I just wanted you all to know that I found someone who meshes so well together with me. I love it! I’m moving to San Francisco too! New Year here I come! Great things are coming and
I want to finish all my projects and then I will made notebooks But… I need to finish watching “Rushmore" And also my mother want me to visit some shoping centres with her I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS TO DO :O
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats
Hello dear followers, you may not see any updates from me for a little while as I’m taking a short break from tumblr to refocus on other things in life
steverogerssexual: qchord: Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr” odin sed “NO LOKI…”“ loki cryed nd fell in2 space he was gon. odin whispered in2 space “i ment to sey i
soutrolls: Summer lovinHad me a blastSummer lovinScream at own ass :V
bloodspire: take me to frog church i worship like a frog at the sign of your church i’ll be a big frog and you can be a big church
things me and bats have in common
avaruuskala: I made this piece a while ago for an ywpd zine that is probably not happening anymore so here you go! I don’t usually do collage stuff so idk what drove me to use this technique but it was an experiment I guess…?
jeaninetesori: @linmanuel thanks for the help on my history quiz! my teacher loves me now
dajo42: one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him his pen had stopped working before
vertigoats: lovelyladylunacy: imagine your otp forget otp this is just me and @bisexualhamilton
leptys: leptys: you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels? i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic
fecto:sidshuffle:fecto: “hes just some guy” have you SEEN his boobs????? haha, this post reminds me of a buddy of mine. keep up the good work, alright?- Sid the Sloth i love you sid anything for you
anthonycrowley: funniest thing that happened to me this week was when my entire family drove past a starbucks in order to look for a dunkin donuts that may or may not have been there like the true new england stereotypes we all are
meladoodle: i accidentally recorded a 3 hour video of me sitting on the computer like this and its the most depressing thing ive ever seen
tt-vision: me: i have all these old art i only need to make a few adjustments to them- “redraw the whole thing”
cetras: game: you can buy clothing and accessories for your character, but we advise that you focus on other, more important things like-me, walking into the marketplace:
I have over 10k songs on my computer. Yet every time I have iTunes on shuffle - and I mean every time whether I use it for 5 minutes or 5 hours - it will always play “Yo Ho (A Pirate’s Life for Me)” at some point. ALWAYS. What are
fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
petitepixiee: things me and my laptop have in common: slow difficult to wake up from sleep struggles to complete basic tasks
