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me: babe come over my parents are out hongbin: sorry i can’t i’m busy me: i have overwatch hongbin:
harvzilla: Gaz/Chav Interest Gaz is my chav persona, a core fantasy of mind featuring the idea of a personality within me made of the pure masculine and cocky urges I don’t act on growing into a personality on it’s own and taking me over. It’s
rhosery:Wild Things (1998) Is there any #bi girl who want to make out with me?
Gamers and nerdy guys are the sexiest thing in the world.
Since I haven’t done that selfie thing in a while. #me #asian #selfie
more travelling/onvacay snkdocu boyfriends recreating dead memes because season 2 is near and people are tryna get a reaction from me eventho i feel practically ancient in this fandomsolo of just eren being a lil bitch:
Sooo looking forward to the day that this paragraph will be applicable to me. her-master: I will have all of you. I will know everything about you, girl—all of your secrets, every good, pure and wonderful thing, everything that hides in the dark
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Me importa una raja hablar o no como "señorita", yo me expreso como quiero.
Tell me all the things you want to do
Just to prove I do exist…(grin)…not a big one for putting these things out there in this venue, at least…but seems only fair if'n I’m posting others (but for the racier ones, you’ll have to find me elsewhere…) Garde
Nipple play is the only thing that gives me a reminiscent feeling of pleasure… and a great way of creating overwhelming frustration.
My brother told me about someone known as “The Angel of the Bridge” who spends his time walking up and down a bridge known for its high suicide rate; it’s estimated he’s saved over a hundred people.Now, these things listed above are all amazing
theblinkingmutt: So, I did a thing. You may no call me Sir Moortreet of Puppington Shire
lactosedept: don’t want to hear you say you love me sex and love are two different things
machinephoto: “in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me” We like this one :)
minty-burps: the number of times I’ve tried to draw something sexy/intimate is embarrassing, sexy things are at the same level as a potato for me……no I take that back, a potato is at a higher level /fistshake
me when i see people make human versions of monster boys and girls
Hi, babes :)Friendly reminder you can get in on my lifetime snapchat for just ุ! See tons of pictures like this (and of course the dirty things I do) forever and ever! Send me a message to get on it ♡
Trying the wet tshirt thing. Is it working? #me
I’m having a lunch date with an old college friend. He always had a thing for me. Do you think he will like my outfit? Even though my skirt is tight and long, I’m not wearing any panties. I want to tell him how wet and hot my pussy is while
I’m sick with a fever and a really bad cold. I just want soup brought to me, cuddles, forehead kisses and maaaybe sun flowers too. Sun flowers make me happy.
cywlyxn: me @ myself: why do you do this thing you know it makes you sadmyself @ me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
0nigum0:Me in 1st Grade: Wow, racism sure was a bad thing that happened a long time ago, I’m glad it’s over now and we’re all equal!Me in 2014: *OVERWHELMING HORROR AND DISGUST*
I decided to have a scroll through my me tag for some motivation and inspiration to get back to shooting again, as I think that that would be a very good thing for me. The result will be some older self spam. Hopefully, you all don’t mind.
la-negra-barbuda: i’m bad at understanding romantical things unless people are explicit. like seriously. don’t drop me a hint. i’ll pick it up, dust it off, and hand it back without realizing it was for me.
eternal-sighs: thingswhatareawesome: mother-fucking-avengers: cherizo: growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn
trashypunkers: Things I Need good skin $$$$$ a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
swallowbitchpeoplearestarving: me taking a picture of my pancakes then me taking a picture of my pancakes as i fell down the stairs because i wasn’t paying attention because i was taking a picture of my pancakes
fuckyeahdolan: wait a sec are u trying to cheet me again WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO ME?
plantcreep: i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me
avpdbpdkaneki:someone: do u want to go do this thing w me me: ……………in theory
I liiiive!Working retail since we moved takes a lot out of me, especially since my manager likes me doing many things while there are other people around who can do it to. I must stop being a good employee.The produce manager has stated he feels bad for
ryoji-dearest: i read all your tags even if i don’t comment on them i read them and it makes me happy when people put EXTRA THINGS in their tags so if you’re ever wondering if someone read your tag i didand it made me happy
dateamonster:one thing about me is that im a wiggler. you can count on me to squirm. even writhe, when the occasion calls for it.
This growing need to be roughly fucked and humiliated and made to do disgusting things is driving me crazy. And then super cuddles after. Maybe a strawberry shake.
I hate being sick more than anything. It’s the grossest thing ever. But I’m so stupid happy I have an amazing Daddy to take care of me, even though he’s at work right now. He set me up with enough water in arm distance in a baby bottle,
Little me that used to live inside me, Please come back!! I really miss you and the fun we used to have. I miss being excited to color or watch cartoons or do little things. It’s been so long, I just need you back. Sincerely, the empty body you
jazzie560s-art: when someone tells me to do something I am already going to do the chances of me then doing that thing drop to -84375
ego-x: absoluteshiiit: I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.
Please don’t make me watch a movie that will make me feel things.
astound: Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine
animedads: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
splickedylit: me: *lies down* things: *continue to happen* me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*
cockbiteproductions: “all that matters is that u tried ur best” me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted* me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did
do-you-have-a-flag: [someone brings up a thing i love] me: haha, yeah me: but seriously, do you have six hours to talk about this because I have Some Thoughts-
Me: Remembers Tali’s hips Me: okay maybe there’s some things in life that make it all worthwhile
lazdo: watch this sailor katara !!!!!!! (comic by me) I keep seeing this come up on my dash with LOL GO CHECK OUT 9GAG plastered all over it in terrible quality, and it’s making me angry. So all my followers should reblog this, since this is
Me being a potato at work. 2014, you were a shit year, but at least I learned a few things. So here. More of my face to be ignored. Yay.
novice-heartbreaker: one side of me: romance! love! cliche things! eternal companionship!other side of me: being alone! surrounded by animals! eating snacks by myself and not caring about anything!
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
wyomingsmustache: donaldjareddunn: When someone identifies with their favorite character it can say a lot about them. Whenever someone says “they are so me” believe them. Sometimes liking a favorite character they identify with is the closest thing
lioness–hart: lioness–hart: Depression: No do thing. Tired. Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep. Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot Insomnia: You Are Awake. Me: Okay well. Maybe
Me: *Thinks about the possible hours I’m going to put into this*Me: *Whimpers a lil*
rinacat:some asshole: “Why do you even like that character?”me: “Because they’re a great character.”asshole: “But they’ve done so many shitty and problematic things, you can’t just excuse-”me: “I said a GREAT CHARACTER not a GOOD PERSON
Daddy built me a DIY succulent garden out of a repurposed pallet. I love him so much, he does the nicest things for me.@ihavedaddyissuestoo @daddyissuesdirtydomblog @deviantdaddyandmysmittenkitten
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