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aidn: officialhuman: can somebody explain to me how something like this could happen the car is part of the “punk” subculture and is striking out against authority and parents with outlandish hairstyles
HAHA this reminds me so much of my girlfriend! When she’s like “Tell me im Pretty!” :D
zelka94: So a while back, me and ksuriuri were talking about stuff and she promised me that if we ever meet in person, she will sit down with me and watch Yu-gi-oh! Well guess WHO just found out from her parents that we are going on vacation to where
sailorsappho:I’m me! I’ve always been me…
joshpeck: dracumon: you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when
onlyblackgirl: muva-taught-me: kaiiwooo: bixbyuniversal: continue-5-4-3-2-1: blvckgeezus: mia4rmdallas: tayelchapo: lagonegirl: White people really be getting bullied by their kids I’m DEAD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ‘Not respecting parents’
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
hijabby: There’s this classic “future trans girl” story type of boy (I’m just gonna say boy because I’m not really gonna push anything, he’s 5 , and his parents would kill me I work in a redneck area as the only hijabi brown person) in my
jollygemma: when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop
hotgirlsht: rb this and in the tags put the signs of your parents and then the signs they gave birth to (you, your siblings)
nevermindthewanderer: imadirtdogg-deactivated0112019: Me from trying to keep the conversation from dying Children while their parents try to work from home
barricadeponine: my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am
Someone please be my mom I’ll try and do something nice for mother’s day I just want a maternal figure please take care of me
nickfuckface: parents: “u should be more active”me:
why do I end up at my parent’s house on election day please save me from the conservative agenda l o l
allisontothecore:toopsy:being 18+ on this site is so surreal. so many ppl are younger than me. everyone used to be older than me what happened. i am an Adult now i must protect the young ones#is there a gender neutral mama bear term? #PARENTAL DRAGON
shnoopuff replied to your post “Parents: Hun, I think you might be obsessed with Pokemon Me:”are you lying on the floor again? haha HELP SHE’S FALLEN AND SHE CAN’T GET UPHELP I’VE FALLEN AND CAN’T GET UP
extrasassylampshade: dont-taunt-the-octopus: me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention] toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible] mom: what? toddler, even quieter:
jncera: When i was little my parents used to tell me how i was raised by bears and i actually believed them for the longest time. Then my dad got me this mug last year and said, “Don’t ever forget who you are.”
my family is back from vacation and my mom got me some gummy bears
Okay, real talk, parents dropping their kids off at school are the absolute worst drivers
knitmeapony: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even
apparently i’m not allowed to be pissed off without getting yelled at, be upset without being told i have nothing to be sad about, or be happy without being told to shut up. this just in: my parents want a brick as a child.
i really hate when people say they’re proud of me. i feel looked down upon.
5000letters: 13 year old me would be terrified and in awe of who i am now 13 year old me would be saddened that I didn’t become a trillionaire, but I think he’d like how far I’ve come.
destieldrabblesdaily: lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth. Whenever I see a post like this I feel kinda sad but do realize how truly lucky I am. I remember that time I accidentally
dampsandwich: my parents are getting increasingly angry that the cream cheese keeps disappearing out of the fridge. which is funny because its me. i did it. i keep eating all the cream cheese
When i don’t get questions i feel like I’m my followers mom, like they never come visit and say hi. Like what shitty followers do i have. It took me 5 seconds to post that picturesque picture and THIS is what i get in return? Spoiled selfish
princess-roxxi: “Teach men not to rape.” Show me parents that teach their kids to rape. Show me a western society that says it’s okay to rape someone. Show me. You can’t. When you say “teach men not to rape,” first, you throw that fact that
So earlier today, I met my Daddy’s parents. Who were super sweet by the way. But I was completely nervous, I’ve been nervous about meeting them for a little bit now. So he told me to meet him at his place and we would go from there. I walk
My step dad trying to set me up with a guy from his work: 23, GOOOD wage, 4 bedroom house close to your work, parents live in Perth, but you’re complete opposites. He’s trendy and goes out and stuff Me: oh yea trendy, social, not my type 🙄
Well at the last minute my husband got the OK to go with me to my appointment.I am getting an ultrasound done tomorrow and I had blood drawn today. I also have to get a hysterosalpingogram. They’re going to inject me with dye and x ray my uterus and
Well, I blocked him. He’s toxic, and he’d quickly go from toxic to abusive towards me. He already has, by lying to my face about my mom. my mom’s never let me go hungry, and never had a drinking problem. She’s never been in jail, never drove drunk
hiccuphaddck: please remember that even though father’s day is sunday, not everyone has a good relationship with their dad. no one is required to forgive a parent for hurting them. no one is required to love a parent just because they are related by
ladyknuckles: sorelatable: lena—bean: nowyoukno: Now You Know (Source) That is amazing! that would piss me off. I would plug a hole at the bottom. your move, math.
My stepdad brought me back a snow ball from WV. I’m not joking. He drove 10 hours and brought me this.
zaynstmas: matthewjamesbarnes: I don’t understand how do girls aged 9-18 convince their parents and their friends to stand outside a celebrity’s hotel like “hey mom some really famous people are staying in this hotel and I think I’ll drive two
I thought you forgot about me lol
catstrus: here for mentally ill people who don’t want to go to college here for mentally ill people who drop out of school here for mentally ill people who are still living with parents in their twenties here for mentally ill people who can’t
sansserifaster: maximumpenetration: my parents call and said I had a package waiting for me at home. “I didn’t order anything”, I thought to myself. Oh. #i…………..what date was this post made four hours ago as of now
cruelteenagers: @ everyone who went through a period of having no friends, who ate alone, who had a point in their life where they were too embarrassed to tell their parents they had no one to play with after school: I love you. I know it hurts and I
badgrampa:me as a parent
captain-liddy: captain-liddy: your parents’ disapproval doesn’t make you a bad person. just so you know. i know that kind of rejection is incredibly painful, but it doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you.
egobuzz: parents: we want grandchildren me: [adopts puppy] me: congratulations, his name is bark ruffalo and he loves you
nemesis-s-s: fohk: These shocking photographs show what life is like for a little girl living with parents gripped by hard drug addiction. Parents Pasha and Lilya, from St Petersburg, seem oblivious to their two-year-old daughter Anfisa, who craves
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
vogueslu-t: If u won’t fuck me in the bathroom real quick during a family dinner at your parents house, u not the one for me
Had dinner and met @thingssthatmakemewet ‘s parents and her adorable pup…. I think they actually like me 🙈🙈
kiabieber22: jackanthonyfernandez: better-than-kanye-bitchh: the difference between white parents and black parents Omg THIS WAS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT LIL WHITE BOY OMFG
centaurs-other-testicle: japert: Friends with mean and overprotective parents when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out Being the friend with overprotective parents
my mom isnt strict or anything but how some people act blow my mind, like people who swear at their parent??? I would be in heaven if I did that. people who say ‘you do it’ when their mom asks them to do the dishes???? rip to me. AND THE PEOPLE WHO
herspanic: please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
Pops called and invited me to my aunt’s house and I said yes. Then he added “do me a favor and don’t wear clothes like you wore last night” loool that’s a one way ticket to get me to despise your fucking guts more than I
stemss:Hint: I do not think he willMaybe I am wrong. Today we spoke of his parents and his pain and the pills that make days pass slower but in a bearable haze. And he told me like he doesn’t tell them and he let me feel what little today allows
sun-wuking: give me ruby and yang being almost carbon copies of summer and tai. give me ruby dreading running into any of her parents’ old friends because they always stop and stare at her, and she can see them whispering into their hands when they
wcender: This is for ikimaru‘s Gemstuck! I would submit this but parental controls are preventing me.. ;n; !! ahh thank youu! <3
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![egobuzz: parents: we want grandchildren me: [adopts puppy] me: congratulations, his name is bark ruffalo and he loves you](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_d643ef7137c0_128.png){kind=avatar}
