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My parents they told me to send a new picture with me, because i was a long tiem gone from home. I take a selfie and then sent it, ohhhhh fuck i forgat that i dont have pants on me. What dad will belive now :((
slutrating: Task: Fuck your bf while at his parents place for dinner. Let him cum inside you just as dinner is ready. You both go downstairs with his cum still inside you as you sit at the table looking at his family knowing his white jizz is slowing
My parents drinking with sad me and acting like teenagers covering their faces hehehe
toptastic: A parents expectations
I loved waking up with a morning boner and catching my sister walking out of her room in just panties and a sleep-tee. We’d both take care of business quickly and then she’d bend over for me. We’d both giggle over how our parents would
Your parents' expectations of school
miketooch: Future-me as a parent
221b-astards: sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart: HAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER WATCHED. Literally me if I ever try to be a parent
witchprinxess:garrettmike:Her parents must be sooo proud.You know what, yes her parents should be fucking proud. She made a successful music career and left Disney on her own accord because she was unhappy with them. She is happy as fuck, dude. She is
mausspace: the-unpopular-opinions: timmy turner is the worst piece of shit in the history of animated cartoons.let me explain this shit to you. His only problems in life are his shitty babysitter and his parents not paying attention to him. Let me tell
fluffy-omorashi: So… I just broke my window……. My parents are gonna kill me my parents are gonna kill me lol… (There was a bug in my window and went to smash it……… broken the window. Idndkdmdodkdkd fuck) Update: y’all think I’m playing…..
Bored of my parents stupid games of constantly being on eachothers case and then my mum coming to bitch to me after even though she’s in the wrong at least 40% of the time. It’s more unbearable now my sisters left for uni as I’m the
so i made some progress today with my ice-cream ladies! i had to finish my strawberry chick. basically I’m painting it for my parents cause they wanted something to hang in their cafe. I’m gonna do big mr whippy hair and do the top like an
littlebooklings: p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES,
paintingtherosesredd: letoureyescollide: dollypop12: As someone with 23 piercings, this speaks to me on a deep level. Sorry I can’t not reblog this. So true. I see this all the time at work. That’s fucked up.
I slept on it and to be frank, I never want to speak to my parents ever again.I really don’t see the point. I should definitely wait until I have a full time job before I do anything permanent, but… what’s really stopping me, other
jindosh: a picture of my adoptive parents’ dog mickey as a little surprise thank you for everything they’ve done for me before i go back to college! <3 [giant full-view here]
notdoingmywork: marissarei: To all the teenagers following me that don’t hear it from their parents: I’m proud of you. To all of the adults following me that never heard it from their parents: I’m proud of you, too.
burninblood: a little and really fast drawing of Bucky and Nat as cat parents! Marvel Unlimited told me it is more canon than ever, soooo…
My parents just sent me a series of pictures titled ‘Toilet cubicle airport humour’they may have too much spare time
mira-of-sassgard: hangofthursdays: Ah. You’re actually not awful at that. Lets just admit now that we would all parent like Dean Winchester.
raphhaels:okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how
tripletpeaks: “I’ll teach you to be me and you teach me to be you.” -The Parent Trap (1998)
Thanks to my friend who got me a hook up! I just showed my parents as I was washing the dishes and try weren’t even tripping about it. Haha they were like whatever and told me I should have gotten bigger ones, but I didn’t think they’d
whoreablejewess:Me as a parent just fucking bothering my baby My youngest is 4, I still do this.
wetwareproblem: computerworm: What people who aren’t victims of parental abuse don’t realize is that we’ll talk about our abusive parent like “I fucking HATE MY MOM so much, she should be in prison, etc” then 5 seconds later be like “well
one thing that has been bugging me recently about adoption rhetoric is the tendency for parents to say things like: “I chose you! you are special!” for me personally, this was stated as an I could have had my pick of healthy white children
knerdy-knitter: scullysjournal: livesinalibrary: Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health. Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.
gingeyy: So I’m keeping it a secret from my parents right now But I’m gonna apply to be a speaker at my graduate commencement :) I was scared to apply but I would honestly love to do it. And I’d love to surprise my parents but it’s KILLING me
cumleak: parent: don’t talk backme: parent: what do you have to say for yourself?me:parent: ANSWER ME!!!!me:
adrenaline:I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.
florats:how do some of ur parents let ur bf/gf stay the night? like my mom get’s mad if i have too many cups in my room. wtf.
purpskurpp: whenever im home alone for days at i time i dont rly eat as much bc what if i make a gr8 meal for myself anyt then someone (like my parents) come by all salty bc i didnt make enough for them?
cryptodynamism:i’m having a GREAT time this year. time passes irregularly and i’m disappointing my parents
gameofchrons: parents: “let’s talk about your future"
pearl-thehotone:when u find out one of your friends has really shitty parents
Reblog with your name and the name your parents almost gave you in the tags
burnerjpg: iamryanhenly: Parents should not be reading your journals Parents should not be searching through your trash Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off Parents
officialfrenchtoast: me as a parent.
cybercum: i wonder if my parents get overwhelmed by living with a model
Studying/working at parent’s office and missing my friends =(
vinebox:When your parents say you can’t have something at the store
sadgrl666: *plays blink 182 while kickfliping a skateboard* i hate my parents……..and this town
thebootydiaries:bae: come overme: do you have foodbae: my parents aren’t homeme: are they coming back with food
your family is messed up. and you complain how your parents don’t change. and all you do is complain and feel like you should be pitied. and even though they’re not changing, you’re not doing anything to change your views. you’re
blowjcb: so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty
bulletsgee:“what’s stopping you from doing what you want???!” well there’s my parents, money, crippling anxiety,
Tomorrow is my first day as an assistant coach and the team manager stopped by my house to get me to sign some papers and let me know that apparently the head coach is gonna be running late and it’s gonna be my job to talk to the parents a bit/get
omg when I was in the Galapagos I was staying on a boat with my parents, brothers and 11 other passengers and one of them was this guy and he has toe thumbs like the Megan Fox thing and omg it was just really weird
Tryna fuckin move in to college and my parents are taking TEN FUCKING YEARS to leave the hotel
thebootydiaries: Me: Parents: Me: Parents: Me: *puts earbuds in* Parents: iebdwibtifhd Me: what Parents: HDJEHDIFNE Me: what Me: *takes out earbuds* Parents: Parents: Me: *puts earbuds back in* Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir Me: what
officialwhitegirls: spending parents money: *buys 躴 worth of mcdonalds in a single visit* spending my own money: *cringes, gets shivers and has sweaty night terrors at buying half price gum at a dollar store*
imbarely: that moment when you want to study hard to make your parents proud but you can’t stop playing your phone even tho no one texts you
perks-of-being-chinese: karayray1: peachpapi: thecommonchick: “PARENTS EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH" My son Future son fr.
diaryofakanemem:I aspire to be this extra when I become a parent 😂😂😂😂😂😂
heyblackrose: theforceswaken: ohsnapitzshadow: supportive parents?? are really important???? nice view of the sunset This is cute
too-stoned-to-remember: I hate it when my parents have people over and I want to get to the kitchen
big-booty-itches: when your parents ask you to help them with technology
sevartz: foxxytime: furballthefurry: Me as future parents. (Source unknown, if you do know please let me know so I can add it!) Fave movie :3 Haw lol
![jindosh: a picture of my adoptive parents’ dog mickey as a little surprise thank you for everything they’ve done for me before i go back to college! <3 [giant full-view here]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9e1e7bfa2d829ce644246aad51a0eeea/tumblr_ov3lwie3ta1uoy9uvo2_250.png)
