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justinbiebern:khaleesiluhan:leonardo dicaprio is neither a leo or capricorn hes a scorpio and that pisses me offleonardo descorpio
docislegend: officialstevenmeisel2: vandercunt: boygirlparty: Being pretty but not photogenic is a thing Being photogenic but not pretty is also a thing Being neither is me Being both is also a thing ladies
a-creepy-man-in-a-trenchcoat: Nothing makes me happier than the fact that the Icelandic government will neither confirm nor deny the existence of elves.
felkina: “Against the window Infront of everyone! Teacher has no shame! And neither do I! I am his faithful little cum dumpster and he can fuck me as he pleases, so long as he never pulls out and cums all over my pussy!”
onehornywoman: When I laid back, my son fed me. Such a load. Neither of us could stop.
shar-fireshar: ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-czechitout: “The US doesn’t have kinder eggs!”“Yes we do *Takes a picture of me holding them*”“WELL THEY’RE NOT LEGAL!”“Neither is cocaine, yet here I am, doing a line off
surejohn221b: heycassbutts: davidisbeyonce: agoraphobia-bercheni: anunacceptedpylades: davidisbeyonce: Did somebody say *camera zooms in on my face* Pizza this is literally me uhm i think thats leonardo dicaprio well neither of us have won
deadgilberts: the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the
pink-loki: fawkessong: OH MY GOD LITERAL BEST THING EVER So my now-boyfriend knew I wanted to go to Emerald City Comicon and unfortunately neither of us could go, so he asked his friend to get Misha’s signature for me. He asked her to get it signed
thexfiles:“holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are
luminpop: When I say “breed me” I don’t mean a cream-pie. I mean I want to be fucked so rough neither of us can think straight. Animalistic, pure instinct. I want you to bury yourself as deep as you can when you come. Then I want you to stay there,
dustysculptures: Panel 1R: Sweetie. I would appreciate it if you didn’t stare at me like that.P: Like how? Panel 2P: Like this?Panel 3P: or like thiiis~?Panel 4R: … neither
alexbbypls: break-itbrian: if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. This post fucked me up.
capecodpearls: i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain: ihavemorescarsthanfriends: i-hopeyou-love: There are children on this website i could watch this forever Me too I have been waiting for this
howpearlsareformed: even my straight husband says he’d leave me for michael b jordan so basically neither of us lied to the other
imrau2:Waiting for my nephews Attack, i decided to take pics . ELLI (nephew) You don’t want these hands, neither do y’all . NO CAP . @nerf sponsor me
wantyourcum: obedientcumslave: poundherfloodher: The ultimate illicit thrill…When he warns her from the other side of the wall that he’s about to come, and yet neither of these perfect strangers make any real effort to pull away. Oh god sign me
nomonyessie replied to your post: Above & Beyond, why are you doing this to me?… TATW isn’t over..I just got confirmation that none of this is true. Armada made no announcements and neither did Anjunabeats. They are just re-branding the
girlglimmer: “Witch-Wife She is neither pink nor pale, And she never will be all mine; She learned her hands in a fairy-tale, And her mouth on a valentine. She has more hair than she needs; In the sun `tis a woe to me! And her voice is a string of
LoL, No… Not this year tumblr.Not I said the flyNot me said the fleaMe neither said the beaver
“Aaahhh… it’s Spring Break and you have some time for me for a change!” exclaimed Reagan. “You may need to alternate between my cooter and my asshole since neither has gotten much action lately.”“What about your tits and mouth? I could
sublime-supreme:I think people need to be a little less concerned with me being on my phone in social gatherings and more concerned with why their conversations are neither entertaining nor intellectually stimulating
sustainedd: capecodpearls: i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain: ihavemorescarsthanfriends: i-hopeyou-love: There are children on this website i could watch this forever Me too I have been waiting for this ⛄
cumslutbritney: Neither of us had condoms so I made him promise to pull out. I wanted to be mad but the second I felt the pulse of his cock shooting his big thick load of cum deep inside me I didn’t care anymore
lol this is my friend Aarons iPod. he gave it to me to hold like a month ago and I keep forgetting to give it back, to the point where he said I could just keep it .__. and it’s not like I could even use it bc neither of us knows the passcode..
sublime-supreme: I think people need to be a little less concerned with me being on my phone in social gatherings and more concerned with why their conversations are neither entertaining nor intellectually stimulating
oftaggrivated: achillesvevo: I went off today bc for some reason people keep harassing me about whether I’ll adopt or use a surrogate and I’m like “neither I don’t want kids.” Then they get butt hurt about it. I just don’t understand why
dear-danrad-blog: “Harry’s not afraid to stand up for himself or his friends, and neither am I. If a teacher’s being mean to me or someone else, I won’t just sit there meekly and take it; I’ll say something. Also, Harry’s not really sure
thexfiles: “holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are
kneelingmn: heyyou-yumme: Neither one of us has the patience to take of anything but the bare minimum….I need it now…give it to me…. Whimper…
chrishotrod2000: When you make a Grindr hook-up and he comes over and you’re so horny neither of you get undressed and just start fucking. Hot bottom. Not me.
denial-switch: collant-asian-pantyhose: xxx When the conference is over, come up to this hotel room. Neither of us has anything to do for the whole evening and night, right? Trust me, it will be far better than spending it alone 😘.
offendedguy: “internet relationships aren’t real” well neither is your hair color mom but you don’t see me talkin shit
lipstickstainedlove: ladystilts: I want to be single but I also want someone with a penis (or vagina, or both, or neither) who I feel comfortable with to hangout with me all the time and drink too much alcohol with and stay in bed and laugh at dumb
forgiveninasong:seaniepop:meloromantics: feministd1rection: Gender roles in a nutshell: the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances in The Goblet of Fire. also, to my knowledge neither of those schools were sex-segregated in the books That bothered me
officialstevenmeisel2: vandercunt: boygirlparty: Being pretty but not photogenic is a thing Being photogenic but not pretty is also a thing Being neither is me
solar-citrus: ┏( >o<)┓I may be human who makes mistakes but I am not a mistake! And neither are you! I’m not sorry!!! I am thankful for the people who support me!!!!!
systlin: dominawritesthings: There are two many levels to this joke and I wanted awareness of neither of them I hate this so you all have to suffer with me
Take me to the lakes where all the poets went to die.I don’t belong, and my beloved, neither do you.
podencos: Call me selfish but I appreciate having a person I talk to throughout most of my day. It’s like we’re having a long conversation that neither of us tires of
continuousstateofdesire: cuckoldinglifestyle: Q: Is it usual for my wife to want me in the hotel room when she is fucking other guys but prefers I not talk or interrupt or join in? Caroline: It neither usual or unusual. Each woman decides how she wants
undiedude-me: Nature never goes out of style, and neither does my underwear.Instagram: Undiedude24
nicoleships: ‘no I appreciate it but in the future please don’t tell me about any sexual encounters I completely missed having with you thanks.’ oh no it was completely neither of the. sorry DB> support mo terrible almost-every-other-daily comics
jonlovett: you: skincare culture is bad me, gently patting my baby-soft cheek: skincare culture is neither good nor bad, but merely a manifestation of the appearance-obsessed culture we live in that i consider a step up from makeup culture, which focuses
heycassbutts: davidisbeyonce: agoraphobia-bercheni: anunacceptedpylades: davidisbeyonce: Did somebody say *camera zooms in on my face* Pizza this is literally me uhm i think thats leonardo dicaprio well neither of us have won an oscar so it’s
totally-married-riversong: “Neither of us are paragons of physical perfection. That’s why I pitched that nude-photo idea: It’s as if we were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but of course we’re not. Yet before we met with you, Nick told me how
herbigbrother: beagoodgirlnow: itskkiss: her lovers about to go deep in her ass while she sucks her hubbys cock! can’t wait until you share me just like this Daddy! Neither can I!!
