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katswenski: Truth is neither of them really know how to play chess, but the dog is worse. My website – My Instagram (NEW!) – See me on LINE Webtoon!
totally-married-riversong: “Neither of us are paragons of physical perfection. That’s why I pitched that nude-photo idea: It’s as if we were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but of course we’re not. Yet before we met with you, Nick told me how
deviantfemme: This was me + my fiance yesterday. Except neither of us are blonde and I prefer to hold her hands higher above her head.
pornlovingfreak: Me and my brother always have sex with our sisters but neither of us knew that Sian could pull this off
mythopoeticlicense: mysticorset: spatscolombo: I just learned that Nichelle Nichols ad-libbed “sorry, neither” in rehearsals and they were only able to sneak it by the censors because it wasn’t in the script and—excuse me I’m overcome with
another-impreg-blog-nstuff: I moaned and whined as he fucked me. We were both too young for this. I was off my birth control. He wasn’t wearing a condom. But neither of us cared enough to stop.
vvierd: IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST I dont blame you neither can I
halcyon20001: “When I’m lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.” — Morrissey (via nicolettegrayyy)
partyslutplaytime: Neither of them taste like my husband, I think he is trying to trick me.
tinysecretworld: Pets are not just girls Kittens aren’t just girls Pups are not just guys Littles can be guys too not just girls Pets and littles can be any gender or neither for gender neutral and this frustrates me how some people genderise them
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: hispoisongrrl: soundcolored: 64memories: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE I am crying The fact that neither of them think to continue the chase on foot is just genuinely amazing to me…
the-snowflake-owl:surethattotallyhappened:nextyearsgirl:“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.” No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither
alexbbypls: break-itbrian: if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. This post fucked me up.
fangirlingoverdemigods: alexbbypls: break-itbrian: if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. This post fucked me
ballpythoncrazy: achillesvevo: I went off today bc for some reason people keep harassing me about whether I’ll adopt or use a surrogate and I’m like “neither I don’t want kids.” Then they get butt hurt about it. Hallelujah
surethattotallyhappened: nextyearsgirl: “Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.” No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are
andhaveapleasanttomorrow:andhaveapleasanttomorrow:I’m technically a prophet but the prophecies are presented to me in a language I can neither speak nor fundamentally fathom. so I just circle back to basically being normal
thexfiles:“holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are
officialstevenmeisel2: vandercunt: boygirlparty: Being pretty but not photogenic is a thing Being photogenic but not pretty is also a thing Being neither is me
artsyblueem: An anonymous person asked me “could you please? maybe? draw Lucio walking in on D-VA streaming to her fans with his music playing & her gushing about him/his music & neither D-VA nor Lucio realise that he’s on the facecam but
curseworm: oooh i am in a foul mood i am in a horrid little temper do not joke or jest with me i will grit my horrid teeth and stomp my horrid feet and cook a bean soup which neither of us will enjoy
systlin: dominawritesthings: There are two many levels to this joke and I wanted awareness of neither of them I hate this so you all have to suffer with me
c3rvida3:swiftrunnerfelidae:c3rvida3:I think Joan of Arc’s fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don’t really get
chrishotrod2000: When you make a Grindr hook-up and he comes over and you’re so horny neither of you get undressed and just start fucking. Hot bottom. Not me.
achillesvevo: I went off today bc for some reason people keep harassing me about whether I’ll adopt or use a surrogate and I’m like “neither I don’t want kids.” Then they get butt hurt about it.
oftaggrivated: achillesvevo: I went off today bc for some reason people keep harassing me about whether I’ll adopt or use a surrogate and I’m like “neither I don’t want kids.” Then they get butt hurt about it. I just don’t understand why
katswenski: Don’t mix alcohol and energy drinks, kids, it’s not good for you. Neither is drinking four solo cups worth of energy shots. My website – My Instagram (NEW!) – See me on LINE Webtoon!
stevencutepieuniverse: *posts some lapidot doodles**goes back to pretending neither me nor anything exists*
This might be the unstable 3 am mentality talking, but damn I hate this body I’m occupying so fucking much and it doesn’t represent me at all and neither does the clothes I put on it and I guess I’m dissociating??? Dunno
jesussaysno: prettyboyshyflizzy: babycixo: ghettablasta: neither do I White women in the back look jealous as hell 😂😂 😂 It wasn’t even a food cart it was a metal table 😂😂 white ppl I swear y'all trip me up.
🥺My yr will not be about me holding on to the past an wishing I had things differently. This yr is about hustling to make sure I’m not w/ out n neither is my girl. This yr is all about financial stability and handling my shit. All 2018 I been waiting
skinhungry: My friend Jimi from Thailand and his girlfriend Janette from Finland - neither of them speak English fluently, they communicate in other ways. Seeing them together, ahhhh. They’re so beautiful, I miss them so much. They remind me that love
offendedguy: “internet relationships aren’t real” well neither is your hair color mom but you don’t see me talkin shit
twofingerswhiskey: twofingerswhiskey: twofingerswhiskey: twofingerswhiskey: my brother’s toenail fell off and he just looked at me and went “it’s the toe-zen one” he’s getting it removed and he told the nurse “neither can live while the
sister-lovingly: Since our parents leave every weekend on business, me and my sister began to have movie nights. We were always close and it just made sense that we spent time together. Neither of us questioned this. Tonight we decided to have
The Latina’s dark eyes burned when they rose from the shaking MILF to meet mine. I was exhausted, sore and nearly spent, but nothing was going to keep me from fulfilling my mom’s final wish, and from the look passing over Morena’s face, neither
capecodpearls: i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain: ihavemorescarsthanfriends: i-hopeyou-love: There are children on this website i could watch this forever Me too I have been waiting for this
alexbbypls: break-itbrian: if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. This post fucked me up. what. the. fuck.
sublime-supreme:I think people need to be a little less concerned with me being on my phone in social gatherings and more concerned with why their conversations are neither entertaining nor intellectually stimulating
slave4tg: Neither I want you to fuck me
nudityandnerdery: imazombieibite: So a guy asked me who i’m voting for on OkCupid. He’s voting for Romney because “I wanna see what he can do. im neither republican or democratic, just seeing if he could do better.” That voting theory only
tehmassacre: norafox: if you think the friendzone is real unfollow me right now I call that point when your friends with someone and you spend all your time together and your totally dating but neither ones been brave enough to ask the other out. So
ace1998-me: never-land-in-221b: bifacts: Fact: According to a recent study, neither bisexuals, pansexuals nor asexuals exist. It was also discovered that the existence of global warming is a misconception, evolution didn’t really happen, we’re
hungertaboo: My beautiful big sister couldn’t believe how much I came all over her, and neither could I!There’s just something about my loving big sis taking care of me that makes my body give in to her completely.Guys, you just don’t get it! There
shiftythrifting:Dresses with some pretty dope patterns from a goodwill in NM Didn’t buy because neither me or my partner wear dresses. Hopefully someone picked up these great fashion pieces though
twcgentleman13:“I am not an angel…and I will not be one till I die: I will be myself…You must neither expect nor exact anything celestial of me - for you will not get it, any more than I shall get it of you: which I do not at all anticipate.”―
pleasing2theeye: The first 2 photos were the first I’d ever seen or heard of Lemy and from there she took off and never looked back. Last I’d heard (maybe diff by now) she’s neither ENGAGED OR MARRIED. I’m sorry but that makes me wonder ;) I
justanothermom2014: I guess neither of those guys are into Mom’s who don’t wear panties when shoe shopping….well I am glad to know my son gets hard and loves to photo me as I shop….he will get rewarded later for helping
itsstydiaduh: (was he your light?)(or even the spark?)neither, he was the firethat left me in the dark; (insp.)
bustysister: It had been almost two years since the last time, but for some reason I didn’t hesitate for a second when my little brother asked me for a titfuck. I dropped to my knees without a conflicting thought and neither of us brought up our promise
no-this-is-jarod: sustainedd: capecodpearls: i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain: ihavemorescarsthanfriends: i-hopeyou-love: There are children on this website i could watch this forever Me too I have been waiting for this ⛄ TAG. YOUR. PORN!!!!
