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stolenwhales: dance-hall-dyke: satan-is-salmon: psychara: onlylolgifs: X THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. Not to mention
syblatortue: Of course it only took me mentionning there was something I haven’t figured out to figure it out immediately.Piratestuck!Mituna, still a kid and having just been abandonned by his lusus (don’t blame Bicyclops, he suddenly had an even
Okay so maybe drawing my self harm fantasies will make me feel better somehow? let’s try that
rarestandfairest: I remember when I found out other people chop off the tops of strawberries. I was getting stoned with a bunch of older kids and popped a whole strawberry, top and all, in my mouth. And everyone started laughing and ragging on me for
alexjonesinfowars: strongbadgmail: alexjonesinfowars: my son preparing me dinner what’s he making? my favorite food, dense plastic bricks
healingx: The thing about invisible illness is that you feel so guilty for mentioning it bc everyone views it as complaining. There’s a difference between asserting your needs and complaining but a lot of people don’t see it that way. This has caused
If I’m so fucking anxious to do the thing in the first place that I would literally rathr kill myself, what makes you think bringing it up would help?? Honestly, I can’t fathom on any plane of existence why anyone would think pushing me about this
“I want to die” is about as factual of a statement to me now as is “I’m breathing air”
memeufacturing: me *throwing bread at ducks*: do not forget this act of altruism. if i am ever in trouble i expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget
dipsetflag: Parents: HOORAY! You’re 21 now! Let’s go for your first drink! Me: OH BOY MY FIRST DRINK!!! CAN’T WAIT!!
they found me again
tempestcaliban: faranae: blue-pixiedust: woodelf68: shipperqueen93: iwadab-me: boasamishipper: lifelovebookssex: cloningmycat: kiokushitaka: shrineart: caitatonic: sunflower-b-pondicus: flutterjedi: mixedy: my parents aren’t teaching
jyushimatsu420: me @ my gf (who is a cheese): do i have ur parmesan to kiss you lol my gf (who is a cheese): i hate you. i would leave u if i could but im just a cheese and i do not have legs
10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: 10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields what? I don’t
isaacmarionsbigwords: Let it pour from the heavens, that hot dark rain! Bathe me in red! I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!
ruinedchildhood: DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
mooserattler: jjflow: freshrosemary: allthelittlebeagles: moonblossom: mooserattler: Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it. How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite
havingafoodfightonthemoon: Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress.
Someone please just literally kill me.
koalatea: i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
whisperinggrass1: this gives me hope for my life
drop-out-sensei: weallheartonedirection: All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side. dark fda show me the illegal foods
badfoodnetworkpuns: My answer when people ask me how my day is going
spaceinvadeher: legendarymotherofshade: erincrocodile: wizzard890: kaylapocalypse: lockelamora: hellkn1ght: borderline-sunflower: i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to
aaaaa42: “your son died?! oh my god! i’m so sorry. h.. how, if you don’t mind me asking?” “he couldnt exhibit enough self control to not submerge his fucking head in a river of chocolate”
kingsleyyy: attendance: best-of-tumbling: Parents Share The 20 MOST Ridiculous Reasons Their Kids Are Crying #19 has me dying i’m dead this is too good
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: five-sevenths: Give me an apple. Let them have an apple!
cosbyykidd: noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.
liveinphoenix: iwanttoknowyouranatomy: liveinphoenix: my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water That’s the biggest waist I have ever heard of r u calling me fat
celticpyro: Girls who lowkey express this desire to physically harm men are really unsettling to me. “I want to look super cute but like I could murder a man with my heels,” “Be the kind of girlfriend that my man thinks is super pretty but also
gudram: slimetony: gudram: slimetony: hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks snnnnzzzzz
rabbiteclair: nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack
edgay: ravioli ravioli give me a reason to live
notlostonanadventure: THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD
pototojoe: that time when pokemen go led me to a murder house
fairywodger: inbox: “go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this
I started writing this shit to make me feel better and what do I do? Fucking close i tout 24 pages in cause I’m getting too emotional fucking goddamn it I hate myself I wish I could just fucking die sometimes
I literally don’t even know why this is suddenly bothering me so much tbh and likeit’s getting a lot harder to find excuses to not self harm
robotb3ar: I finally figured out what those canisters on Reaper’s Chest and Soldier 76′s arm reminded me of. I guess you’d call this “Jack’s Burgers?” Bonus:
emengel: I can’t get enough the fan made family dynamics of Overwatch. Dad 76 and Mercy Mom. Bonus: grandpa reinhardt and nANA. (work has been busy and this is the best i could put out after weeks of nothing? forgive me, friends.)
I just got, like, irrationally, inexplicably sad and guilty because home situationwell, shit, you can like come kill me if you want
ammitt: them niggas in zoey 101 was like 12 workin in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough
topshaming: bye this is so me
stuhiddlesarmitagepunkgates: nikkipotnick420: charliehadalittlewolf: tuhhveit: elsiesmarina: themightyquinn666: sorry everyone Excuse me. One of the first women to start her own independent production company. Earned her way to stardom without
imsoshive: Friend: I don’t think I can eat all this food. Me:
thebootydiaries: me: has a skateboard does cool tricks on my skateboard has multiple necklaces/chains with curse words written on them sunglasses wears shirts with memes weed you: can’t skateboard types properly comes home at 3pm
Tickle me and I’ll sacrifice you to Satan for half a bagel
livingabovetherest: queenofthesaiyans: Literally me They nailed it.
I’m honesylu so overwhelmed with all these bullshit suicidal feeljgs and stuff that I an’t do anything but actuall just sit here and tbeathe that a;;; I’m capable of right now oh my god what the fuckwhy is it stil inhumane to put me down I habe
tuhmblr-logic: rowan-tarragon-and-sage: the-militant-catholic: hidrihime: liache: ok kids repeat after me vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic rubbing alcohol and
bedheadandsleepmeds: Hi everyone! Commissions are OPEN right now! What you get when you commission me is a style of your choice on a 12 by 18 inch (poster size) canvas at 300 ppi, which will be given to you in a PSD format and PNG. Price adjustments
glamgodess: roygaylock: “Do you wanna be a mother of three?” 😂😂😂 This killed me!!!!!
mastersord: donotingest: totallynotagentphilcoulson: defenseoftheancients: flat earth and even concave earth are fake, face the truth of pyramid earth You heretic Cuboid Earth or bust you’re both a couple of dumbasses, let me show you the glory
itllbe-very: youeitherskateoryoudie: spontaneousmusicalnumber: alomoria: the-devils-dandy: patronissimo: therealklt: angelica-hamilton: the private journal of aaron burr Me after the weekend. like honestly what kind of #relatable feelings
breastforce: “I’ve changed. You changed me.” She’s still using the exact same tactics to try and pressure Lapis into fusion - isolation, physical force, manipulation (“I’m the ONLY one who can handle your power!”), all to fufill her own
marauders4evr: mamabuttonmash: nick-avallone: lddyeove: nick-avallone: “bob’s burgers isn’t that funny” It’s not tho… Everyone recommended it to me as funny, but it makes an Autism joke in the first episode. Sit in the corner and
icantevenchooseafreakingname: suisidesquad: suisidesquad: widowmaker: ””””one shot, one kill"”””me, while watching her fight tracer: the truth is out there the lesbian vulnerability to bullets cancels itself out when two lesbians
