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erstwhilegirl: goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me: I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me:
nojerama1996: erstwhilegirl: goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me: I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen Omg that’s adorable
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legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
continuants: PUT ME IN THE TRASH WITH MY TRASH SNACKS WHERE I BELONG
lindsaychrist: mom: what are you watching?me: nothing…me:
erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this to him again
metaflesh: I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live
vandercunt: friend: how’s your year been?me:
1-delicious-mistake: hellyeahthomassanders: Why… 💻 by Thomas Sanders This? Is? So? Me???????????
rayguncourtesan: trust-me-im-adoctor: redventure: juicyjacqulyn: entropiaorganizada: hookteeth: hethatcures: This legitimately upsets me. … Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so,
evilguacamole: arimulch: A commission for @evilguacamole based off of their Friendly Bunny Mochi video! The channel itself is over here if you wanna check out their videos! Message me or email me at arimulch@gmail.com for commission info! Yes! This
gotitforcheap: this customer at work was just telling me about her present for her sons 18th birthday and said she got him 18 gifts each with 100 dollars inside and asked me “do you think he’ll like that?”, yeah listen lady if your garbage kid
hibagon: waiter: do u want soup or salad ? me: whichever is easier for u
stability: linda is me
nick-avallone: pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer
im-baerito: realjunko: EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!! Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe
ameliastardust: me when i leave my room for dinner
Someone should bring me chocolate pudding and give me a big hug
abducted-junkie: ME
galaexe: MY DAD JUST SENT THIS TO ME
xxxkaitlinxxx: *loses a follower* me: don’t worry 5 porn blogs will have you replaced by morning
drinklust: once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
An abusive ex randomly messaging me after several years of not talking: Hello Me: not today and not ever, Satan
starruinfarm: I had a fairly stressful evening and sat down to plays some sdv, and then Elliott cooked me seafood and it almost made me cry
Please help me find this post
oomshi: when i die bury me in a ball pit at chuck e cheese
alphajade: “i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along, believing my joke to be solely about the fact that i am gay. little do you realize that in addition to me being gay, my mental illness causes debilitating cognitive distortions. i cannot
video-hall-of-fame: me when there’s drama
comedianthrax: scaliepost-generator: Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner. i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like
aphaustria: I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
terriamon: mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot* me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
unclefather: me after I go to Taco Bell
pastelpuddle: compassionlotion: Someone send me like บ so I can get something to eat pls? only if you can ! thanks y'all💖 square cash: cash.me/Briellenicol3 paypal: briellemarciano@yahoo.com please support her!!!
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
bowsic: yujuchingu: sapphictaurean: trohmosexual: who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it” Me. Feed Me The Pain Salt if my eye
remi-lia: someone: you’re a worthy and valuable person outside of sex me:
bigbosscangotohell: some rando asked me to take down pictures i drew of quiet w her boobs out and then when i said no they quoted the bible for me i just wanted to share bc i think its a joke but i cant tell
hijerking:me, lying to myself: i’m never drinking again
romanimp: fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout? me: sore fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes? me: [[also in a Russian
bloodybandagebitch: voicelesssuggestion: date me, i’m the full package: miserable, suicidal AND clingy! Same
katyograd: me walking into my kitchen at 3 am to eat a whole pizza and have a breakdown
goolfriend: coolfreeringtones: someone: I love reading about serial killers me: yeah it’s interesting to look at different cases of psychopathy and see how they are almost always rooted in an abusive childhood someone: no I mean I find them hot me:
the-blackest-chat: person: *casually mentions something i’m obsessed with* me:
swarnpert: swarnpert: will you allow me to share some knowledge with you all even if it makes me sound like a dumb ass stoner smoking weed out of bong requires all 4 of the elements
goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-” Me:
goofy-bear:Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me:
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