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darkislovelyyyy: Y'all… I can’t fucking breathe. Mariah’s run took me the fuck out 💀💀💀💀💀 Ok but the “woooo” every time after Lalah Hathaway’s part k i l l s me every time 😂😂😂that and how deep Jessica Reedy’s
woodmeat: supremekurse: sobeitjay: Me: Lord please save her for me God: Nah fam she good maybe because lord and God are two completely different entities. so are head and ass but you combined the two in just one sentence
clientsfromhell: Every now and then I’ll get a “scam” client texting me who has found my information via a Craigslist advertisement.Client: Yes I need you come and film family reunion yes?Me: Sorry, who is this? And where did you find my contact
marauders4evr: It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear: It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
muva-taught-me: bootyisagirlsbestfriend: benepla: mlkjr: foodiest-stims: Funfetti Cake Batter Martini This is how ppl die from insulin shock and alcohol poisoning at the same time if someone doesn’t make this for me and bring it to my bedroom
maybe-itdoesntmatterr: anglebruzzz: yarter: Me: I look kinda nice tod- My reflection: Keep it a buck bro. Me: You right. LMFAOOOOOOOO YO IM OUT 😂😂😂
whenyougetrightdowntoit: atheistj: me: *sees Harrison Ford trending on twitter* me:
tsunamiwavesurfing: if you have “booty” in your URL and then I go to your blog and there aren’t any booty pictures in your tagged/me you’re disrespectin me
norithics: phraximus: the-spook-zone: monkeysaysficus: I was not ready @relatable-ram Me: *clicks video* “The hell is all this abou-” *whistling starts* Me: I love this stupid fucking meme
ruinedchildhood: Cop: Who was there?? I want names!! Me: i aint no snitch, fuck 12. Cop: ill pay for your college tuiti.. Me:
blvckgeezus: biitch-puddin: muva-taught-me: tufffkitty: miekbrzy: tufffkitty: i got some wings on my lunch and i decided to get gas. i pull up to the gas pump and i see this car pull directly beside me. this man, nice looking, my age gets out and
insertepithethere: russian-chaos-agent: death confronting me about me reblogging “i wanna die” memes
killmoncoochie: queen-jadabean: smiley-suave: theblackmanonthemoon: gahhhdamn: nyclesbian: fuckyourstyl: dvmxyvhxo: my favess Me as a dad. I just want to learn 😂😭 “That is moisture baby. That is shine. That is health!! “- Me talking
kingjaffejoffer: queenoftongues: meechonmarss: the stingray that killed steve irwin got caught lackin This shit has me in fucking tears! When his voice started trembling and he said “I got some cheeks waiting on me at the crib”
fvlani: sexynakedblackguy: What can you offer me that I can’t offer myself? them: oral sex me:
imleft-handed: Me when I’m with my bro’s doing hoodrat stuff verses me at work Never seen a white guy switch up so smooth lmao
mouse-named-minerva: queensofrap: Me:Also Me: I’ve never felt so personally attacked
laysiaprincess: wy-so-serius: jaeswavy: g00dpoonanny: kingninoheat: chubbyychocolate: bruhmanfromthefifflo: chubbyychocolate: I’m just tryna get me a nigga who will shave my pussy for me while we talk about our favorite things. That’s real
goldensweetcheeks: skinoutqueen: futureblackwakandan: thehighpriestofreverseracism: qxessence: Please. Let. Me. Breathe. get this away from me Enough! This what my twist outs used to look like 💀 Lmfao BITCH ^ 💀😭
readableporn: finding-luciano: the-dwemereths-numidium: westcountryadventure: ocfos: rainberrywarrior: grovie: tiqerboy: elpiso: spock-ho: theoldness: bitch…omg omfg slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™ this is a carwash
secretsunkept: anomannymous: anomannymous: lubricates: feelingmyoatss: Me when Sandra Bullock and Sarah Paulson turned out to be sisters and not lesbians: same feeling HAHAHHAA OMG IM NOT ALONE HAHAHAHA Me when everyone collectively agreed to
thatpettyblackgirl: Him - “Which one of you is gonna test me” Everybody in the gym: This is a visual representation of “no weapon formed against me shall prosper “ They arrested themselves after that. This can’t be the U.S. or they would
tropicalfantasypapi: Me: I like my girls thick you know, so how much do you weigh? 👀 Her: I think I’m kinda THICC 👅, I weigh 1.. Me: 1!????!???
lazebian: shrexy: whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape i see this post maybe once or twice in a year and every time. every goddamn time
laurdlannister-kingslayer: werocksocks: themoonandantartica: I’m losing my mind… “AAAAAAAGHHH-OOOOOOH” LMAO BRUH he makes me uncomfortable every time but it still makes me laugh
milesgmorales: bi4themcu: milesgmorales: i made up my own mcu movie watch order but my roommate denied it 😔 Send it to me me? I wanna see here you go! :)
Nigga not my house, ain’t no stranger gonna have me holed up in my own shit. Now that one lady on the block that be talking forever? Her ass have me under my couch lmao
phoenixmontie: mens-rights-activia: phoenixmontie: facelesskinkyblackguyblog: mens-rights-activia: Meet me at the forest in the fall and I will massage your prostate and or screen for irregularities Me at the forest in the fall: Your hands after
ike365: Probably I will die x///////////////x March 06 It’s me Mario Ikebana */////*
Now tell me , isn’t THIS the perfect pen for someone who owns ice cream shops !??!!? ;-) Have a great Week End my precious followers ! :-**
It’s almost 2 years that they are with me … These pics were taken the first days they were at my home .. They were so tiny ! In the first image , a big fly was flying around and we made the same expression when we saw it ! LOL ! In the
me-loves-strawberries replied to your post:Dulcius Ex Asperis (Prologue) - RivaMika Gorgeous beyond belief.. How you included even the scars as resemblance for their bond, seriously can’t wait for the next part. Also ‘LOL NO’ .. omg I’m crackling.He’ll
algrenion: please tell me no one beat me to this joke
pig-demon: dialogue mostly taken from this video. cause danny’s high pitch screams made me think of papyrus. and the headcanon that pap is the only one that can make sans fucking dieeeee is adorable okay shhh leave me alone to my dreamsss.
me n the bae livin lyfe together
arhenadoeslife: Dear staff, Tumblr (both on the website and mobile) regularly tells me there is one message I have in my inbox. I have none. It makes me think of some terrible horror story where a message was sent on a dangerous quest to my inbox,
My crazy ass hair lol
New friendsSo last night I went to a play party that my roommate and his girlfriend talked me into. Definitely not what I expected. I somehow magically ended up teaching boys how to flog their girlfriends lol. Pretty fun. But did notice one woman who
End of kinkfestI did my first rope suspension today, that was mind blowing. And was spanked and came a good 5 times while suspended lol. And I got new plush dog toy and had to be a puppy for a little bit before Daddy fucked me. Then I apparently passed
Hi everyone!So, not sure if anyone noticed but my posts and reblogs over the last few months have become a teeny bit more…dark lol. And I decided fuck it, it’s my blog and I actually want more things that I think are hot to me. With that
shanedog09:This will probably be the last thing I see before I get murdered by iamapaperuniverse You would kill me first lol
capacity: Im a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out
Happy to have most of the blonde cut out of my hair. Been long enough, it’s taken me nearly 2 years to maintain my length lol
Someone come put me out of my misery, old yeller style lol
Someone at work sent me on a weird journey. It says… Daddy? Yes, kiddo? How are kids born? Well when a black pen and a blue pen love each other very much. They fall in love and and have a yellow sharpie. Like me? Yes. Yes. Wait…
one time after I had all the trouble with my knees, my friend brought food to my dorm for me. He brought me my favorite stuff: black bean burger with extra pickles, french fries smothered in hot sauce, and onion rings. that was a great day. The day
blackcrystalbones replied to your post: “So I put my hair in a top knot bun and I look very…I don’t know but if…”: You look very…Sexy and in control like you’re ready to throw me up against a wall and dominate me why yes, yes
nokturnal:Dad: *sees Caitlyn Jenner on tv* it’s not she it’s HE Me: Don’t worry dad your generation will die soon :)) my dad would’ve punched me dead in my shit. but it would’ve been worth it. allll worth it.
lol i told y'all i would release my nudes. this is a rare collection. rare rare rare. i’m still husband material don’t get me fucked up.
samathekittycat: classicdaisycalico: ask-antonio-fernandez: songofafreeheart: thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a
cirnoflip:isopodde:KICKING YOUR ASS REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLETHIS HINT COIN TELLS ME TO FUCK YOU UP
lol who needs women when there’s horny men waiting for me to give them attention
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greenwithenby: Steven: Um..do you…know who I am…? Opal: (giggles) ♪All you wanna do, is see me turn into♪… (…Crap, what was it he wanted to see me turn into!?) Steven: (gasps) A giant woman! Opal: (Phew.)
djsordered: me, rereading texts I sent during a meltdown I had ten minutes ago: lol that was so fuckin extra wtf thank god I’ve changed, that’s never happening again
skarchomp: Talented people doing art: lol just trying out some new techniques with this advanced program I downloaded, I think it’ll really help with my use of colors and composition! :) Me doing art:
So I’ve been writing down my opinions on each season as I go but Idk if I should post it. bc I mean. All my s1 commentary is me just RAGGING on all the awful shit they put in it lol. Then every season after that my comments are more mellow (despite.
Getting “jiggy” lol…my new motto is on the shirt! Mad hate on the shorts from the un-fashion-forward bums at the bahhhh. Oh well, chix was on me, ha!
the moon is reaching for me
