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find me lol on porn pin board
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Me 24/7 lol
ohgodwhatam-i-doing: I like how tumblr recommends normal/non-fetish blogs for me to follow as if I don’t just post piss all day. Ok but mood
My pretty #red #lipstick as it’ll be ruined in 10 mins. Lol #lips #hair #pastel #me #face #eyes
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
magicbuffet: dey cute but daaaammnnnnnnn DAMMMN scrolled past quick and thought the bottom one was me dafuq!
Sorry haven’t been posting AGAIN as much I was to busy getting laid every day :D lol JUST KIDDING..I haven’t had dick in months -_- the only thing that has been fucking me is LIFE
Me, my sister and my friend on Apollo’s Chariot attacking with Kamehameha!
Side by side After vs Before… yeah, I know it’s backwards, but I’m backwards. Get used to it or over it. Lol
stability: jakemalik: tumblr is so corny i love it omg i think staff likes you more than me I think they know me too well.
ecdysozoa: adriofthedead: taschaface: abloodymess: that tree isn’t high enough stupid! He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3 me as a bat I’m in love with this bat
internetkilledmylife: i laugh when im uncomfortable so please don’t get mad at me if i laugh in a serious situation
knightscrest: if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
dadnotdaddy: *over a grocery store PA* will the owner of the jet black maserati please fuck me
who-ya-callin-pinhead: so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers
h0odrich:imninm: STOP me
unclefather: me after i cum: get out. get out of me. get out of my house
bopeep: me @ my bf: dont look at me..this is bad lighting
meloetta: mosquito: *about to bite me* me: umm i have a bf
ogrl: me making connections to prove everyone i know secretly hates me
lilsoft: puppy95: shylocks: this is like surrealist art THIS GETS ME EVBERYTIME LIKE HOW DOESNT HE KNOW This is me
Me omw to steal ur girl
giantfandomtrashcan: simplyslutty: my-dutifullydelicatebouquet: my friend got me this meme activity book and i’ve been spending all day coloring reblogging this to drop hints to my friends MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEK If my friends don’t get me
Well sign me the fuck up!
sharpayevons: “At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
warlocksmith: Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom
arufendi: r0wdyruff: help me, i am trapped in a haiku factory save me, before they I got your message and have snuck my way inside Oh my god, what the
Me: Hey dad, what’s today? It’s Friday right..? Dad: Yeah, and then tomorrow is Thursday. Me: Wait what?! Tomorrow’s Saturday! Dad: Oh, hahahaha. I thought that after all that shopping you lost your mind.
Sales clerk: Would you like a gift receipt? Me: …. Sales clerk: …. Me: Hahahahahaha. NO! This shit is for moi!
ipeesittingdown5: LOL ME AS FUCK
My horns ASOS headband. Do you see the sinful, devious devil in me? Do you see DSLs? Lol. I’m horny get it?
this question tricks me every time lol….
gyroslab:me whenever i go anywhere ever yup lol
lol the fact that a significant portion of my nudes end up on shock/gore blogs just speaks for itself ~beautiful nonhuman monster club~
zoeyisyucky: lol i hit my prostate so hard today that my legs gave out from under me - it was cool cuz i caught myself but i ended up spraying cum around my room like an oscilating sprinkler 😒 ha ha what a slut
Me encuentro particularmente irritada del hecho que Rabi sea un 05/05 y Lene un 07/07 y aun así me cuesta acordarme cuando llegan sus cumples…
I only wanted to do a short clip of me playing and singing “We are the Crystal Gems” I hope y’all like it! I decided to do the chorus of it btw! aha…Oh you might want to turn it down a little bit too. lol
Got home from the gym and the family was over lol. Also, I’m really proud at where month 9 on my fitness journey has gotten me. Ima keep going and post a pic at the end of the year; before and after.
I just had the absolute best fucking sex in my life a few hours ago. Good God this boy has me feeling some type of way, and I’m definitely going to be back for more. Lol
emiello:Pros of dating mei’m rly soft and squishyi’ll make you hot beverages in bed i’m good at compliments you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names Cons of dating me ummm?? zero i am a goddess
sleepingwithher: Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.
aa-noms-you: pursuingthemeaning: do not fall in love with people like me. i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth.
Who wants to see me correct a widely-held belief on Tumblr and take a huge amount of shit for it?
iswamacrossanemptyland: me: how was the roman empire cut in half friend: idk me: with a pair of caesars
hazelbeewitched:the premise of the green knight is so fucking wild. dude was literally like “whosoever strikes me, even the teeniest little hit, will win the game - but they have to come back to me in a year and ill return the exact same blow to
happafaith: THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS
laughingnancy: itsybitsyparker: consultingfilthymcnastyleviathan: moonymoons: give me liberty, or give me butts
thissstuff: Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
drarna: im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
modernpolymath: nazvseverything: iamxmrk: This is why I hate texting sometimes. Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell This speaks to me on a spiritual level.
ottonomics: gingahhh: me at gay clubs me period.
homonerdcupid: miyku: me after 3 hours sleep mother : are you all right?me : I just spit water everywhere
jesuisjohnlee: bruhwat: roshiniii: Me when I Igo to a haunted house 😂😂 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’m in tears This. Is. Me.
onyxslaughterhaus: gamecock06cub: canadianslut: zaynsgrammys: emmasduckling: me, tryna hit the high notes from ‘Hello’ like STOP FUCK Me Lmfaooooo!
malachidavenport: “It counts! It pushed me that much harder to better my drinking—never lost again.” Malachi laughed. As much as he enjoyed the idea of taking a break to go inside and get some hot chocolate, then drinking it while he
grinderman2: me in high school: omg cant wait for college me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
heartwrench: me, whenever anyone says anything
lol
shayladillard: clialga: dis me up in the club grindin up on ya man me hahahaahaha
shittier: niggaimdeadass: Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them She became the monster!
yelyahwilliams: andreluizbarbosa: dapussnboots: ME VS THE REAL WORLD [ain’t it fun by paramore playing in the distance] lol Same