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This took me way too long, but goddamn was it worth it.
cowsgomoogan: Something else today! You’re probably gonna hate me for this, but it was fun to make. :D Song: Play-N-Skillz - Literally I Cant ft. Redfoo, Lil Jon, Enertia McFly (Bass Boosted) Goddamn inspiring…thats what this is for me.
theproudhomosexual: I’m watching this and stroking myself, because it’s so goddamn hot and it’s gonna make me eventually cum. I mean, look at him rimming that sweet, black hole with that horny, wet tongue with such homosexual lust…. f-u-u-u-ck,
slut-problems: Story Time With Slut ProblemsThe following is a story by http://slaytanica.tumblr.com/You know goddamn well it’s not just the feeling of that warm mouth on my cock that turns me on little slut… it’s the look of worship in your eyes,
solidarityfront:dreamingofcossackia:call-me-douchebag:drsofialamb:# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB Reblog this because it would piss off Putin. democracyisdead I am kill It’s funny because Putin hates speaking
helpher-shesbleeding: helpher-shesbleeding: Do you want me to apologize for trying to survive? Goddamn,I only posted this last night. It makes me sad that this many people feel the same way.
cumragdoll: hold me down… Jesus Christ that cock is SO LONG like goddamn i want it in me
myincesthub: Damn sis you give the best blowjobs! You always make me cum so hard!!P.S. - Goddamn this is just amazing! One of my most favourite videos ever! Can’t remember if I’ve posted it before… but please someone tell me who she is!??? I love
yo-morticia: I can’t believe it took me so long to fall in love with myself. I mean, goddamn. Just look at me. Beautiful !
taratheslut: That’s it! Cram your whole goddamn foot of big black cock up my ass until I feel it in my fucking throat! (Come visit me at taratheslut.tumblr.com)
sailorflorana: his dick should be hiding in the chamber of secrets? i hope i never come across a dick like this in my natural born life like I’d have to kiss it and tuck it right back in his pants noo goddamn way is that comin anywhere near me. I’
forgetmenotred: myincesthub: Damn sis you give the best blowjobs! You always make me cum so hard!! P.S. - Goddamn this is just amazing! One of my most favourite videos ever! Can’t remember if I’ve posted it before… but please someone tell me
quiltsofbulan:the passion. the music. the romance. the gayness. the goddamn proposal. the affection and the gayness in this fucking scene. this is the part where it killed me. it really is a true twentygayteen.
eldartari: Literally the one thing that will always inexplicably piss me off is to remind me of how pineapples are grown. Look at this shit. FUCKING LOOK AT IT THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY. THESE GODDAMN PINEAPPLES
lady-feral: obscureliteraryreference: lucysharps: jessicajones: cracked: After finishing the first few episodes of Jessica Jones, I sat in silence, alone in my room, crying. I was so goddamn excited about this show that it brought me to tears. It’s
sloppydraws: sloppydraws: violethyenamaxxie: sloppydraws: someone sent an ask to my main asking if it could be possible to pay for a commission with Overwatch…. goddamn right it is. someone buy overwatch for me and i’ll do you a commission for
dominant-in-seattle: Every now and then her need for me would get the better of her. She would put on some incredibly sexy get up and ambush me somewhere in the house. I’d be so stunned by how goddamned hot she was that before I knew it she was climbing
instructor144: ursik-l: kaible: “He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.” ( -__-) (◉□◉ ) Caption!!! ^^^
IF YOU ARE A MAN AND YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE LESBIANS BUT THINK GAY MEN ARE GROSS I WILL PERSONALLY WALK INTO YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE, CUT OFF YOUR WEENIE, AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU HAVE TO GET IT SURGICALLY REMOVED.
theseductionof: artdecademonthly: i did it, i did the tony meme. he’s got a blue butt hole not typically into cats but goddamn this tony meme does it for me also AD go directly to jail you draw the best dicks UGHHGHH thick dicks just wanna touch
adulthoodisokay: cparvum: just-shower-thoughts: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is? This thing needs a goddamn warning sign don’t fuck me up like this
whatdoyouthrash: Sebo Walker
BOOST FESTIVAL! \o/ Time for me to shove a few hundred mills into it BECAUSE GIVE ME THE GODDAMN BOOST I HATE GOING TO JOB 70 SO MUCH ALREADY.
Aha. Ahahaha. AHAHAHAHA.So. Guess who got to hand over a slap to the wrist to her previous supervisor? Yeehehehehehesss me. I’m am so. Goddamn. HAPPY. About it.So yesterday, he basically told me to take care of this other installation mess (which
cosmicgoddess-x: Listen ya’ll — My internet connection took a shit and it took me a month to have my area serviced. It’s back now, and better than ever… And, goddamn, looks like I have some catching up to do!!!
My mom and step-dad were at Walmart and saw a package of something called “Marvel Avengers Chibis” by the register. Knowing me well, they picked it up for me :) Holy crap you guys, these things are goddamn adorable. They’re 3 random
spicy-vagina-tacos: myrtlewilson: brucelightyear: thelandofwtf: My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different. Kill it. Kill it with fire. #feed me seymour NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE OKAY SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED
reposae: You think you’re the only ones who’ve lost people? You think you’re the only ones with pain? You think you can take your shit and dump it on me? You don’t get to do that! So you take your goddamn pain and you live with it, assholes!
blowjobsfrombehind: Off topic, but Bailey Jay is hot like the goddamned sun. (If your dashboard fills up with multiple copies or variations of this post, it’s because it doesn’t seem to want to let me post this. I cannot apologize for that, though,
kaible: “He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”
little-lark: thesp00ky: jobforawhatlord: darrynek: is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE
“Goddamn, people. You guys and wanting to see me stripe down to nothing.” //And with me having limited images as it is. >_> “That’s not my fault. You gotta use google more.” //And you need more available images
kaible:“He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”
grimygurl: unthrifty–loveliness: unthrifty–loveliness: About to use the fucking enormous bath bomb S got me. It apparently has a surprise inside! It was a butt plug. It’s hand-blown. Apparently S commissioned the entire goddamn shebang to
sebastianstansource: imsebastianstan Well here’s a goddamn#tbt So…back in the #wintersoldier film 2013, one day on set, as I was changing, I found that helmet in a bag. And it stared at me. I grabbed it and immediately after I took this picture,
ursik-l: kaible: “He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.” ( -__-) (◉□◉ )
sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH
kaiju-vibin: I have no explanation for this. I was walking home in the rain and this comic just appeared to me like some goddamn fever dream and wouldn’t stop haunting me until I drew it. If this is already a joke in something and I forgot I’m sorry.
totallyfubar: found in an abandoned house. it really makes you wonder, doesn’t it? Makes me wonder why the fuck your dumb ass is standing in a house with goddamn bloody writing on the wall instead of hopping aboard the nope train to Fuckthatville
geneticallydead: HNNNNNNNNG
“The truth is that the only time I’m happy is when I’m doing absolutely nothing. I don’t understand people who like to work and talk about it like it was some sort of goddamn duty. Doing nothing feel like floating on warm water to me. Delightful,
captioned-vines: musingsofanawkwardblackgirl: When White People Ask If it’s your “Real Hair.” “Dear white people, please stop asking me if this is my real hair. It’s not!” [shouting] “But that’s none of your goddamn business!”
eldartari:Literally the one thing that will always inexplicably piss me off is to remind me of how pineapples are grown. Look at this shit. FUCKING LOOK AT IT THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY. THESE GODDAMN PINEAPPLES
flyinpony: besitos-for-a-day: twilightmemories: thesp00ky: jobforawhatlord: darrynek: is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE
schandbringer: larrydraws: ok but what if Dom!Blurr and Sub!Shockwave tho. It all once again thanks to @schandbringer who, if you havent heard yet, is goddamn amazing and burns in this hell right next to me UwU We enter night two of Larry and me
spencerofspace: My mother having me take a shot of the Korean drink Soju, which has 21% alcohol content. If it’s at all evident, I don’t drink. Ever. Goddamn I look horrid in this, but it’s funny. Also, I drank it fine on my second try.
synthetic-axiom: So this is where you wanted to be, it’s a goddamn shame that you’re not here with me. I can’t see your face anymore, but if I could, it wouldn’t look like before. It would like the thought of your hands on his chest.. Makes
solidarityfront:dreamingofcossackia:call-me-douchebag:drsofialamb:# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB It’s funny because Putin hates speaking English as it is and now we can add an extra reason onto it.
michellepfeiffer: As difficult and as frustrating as it’s been sometimes, your goddamned strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over! You’ve kept me honest, you’ve made me a whole person. I owe you everything, Scully, and
nightram: excuse me while i cry at the goddamn compression, wow. i don’t really know what else to do with this, so I’m gonna call it done. but yeah, enecola asked me to draw how qunari!me would look so here we are!
megandmrbig: Is it really such a fucking hardship when I kiss you that you have to huff every goddamn time? It makes me feel like you don’t give a shit about hurting my feelings. :-( it’s not meant meg!
gunsknivesgear: I am not a fan of the 1911 pistol. I think it is outdated, a reproduction antique. But it is still a goddamn beautiful pistol. Shooting it gives me a thrill no plastic wonder-gun can duplicate. That low boom of those hot and heavy
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