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NSFW-ish: I fucking love this powder in orange juice. For real, it’s one of my favorite drinks ever. I don’t drink soda at all, I drink this stuff. It’s goddamn delicious. Thank you to whomever sent it to me from my wishlist. ❤️
Get you a man that calls you a goddess and spends every morning in between your legs
siegewaifus: A Christmas Siege (Group shot) Finally, it took a while (and a reinstall of SFM), but here it is, the final picture. Why is SFM so goddamn buggy for me? I know it never left beta phase, but still… With this one, I conclude this set, and
Holy shitballs!! Look at this perfect pucker!! Damn that is a sweet sphincter, I could sniff it, lick it, finger it and fuck it all goddamn day!! Submit or message me on kik: Spreadthatasshole
dominantmothers:It happened to me this morning: mom threw me down on the couch and screwed my goddamn brains out till I fainted. It’s not so easy to be slave of a nymphomaniac mother.
GODDAMN YOU MUMFORD AND YOUR ANGSTY JOHNLOCK SONGS it also reminded me of this post by madlori and i just want to lie on the floor forever with my face on the cat
underweartuesday: Before I met my girlfriend I was always extremely self-conscious about my chest hair, so I would always shave it. It’s a goddamn forest there and I was always embarrassed by it. Since that day she has never let me cut my hair and
sinceiwassmall: messedandobsessed: Khaki pee! Goddamn, you two. The one peeing the pants and the one behind the camera. What it would do to me to live with this. How much you like to do it. How good you are at it.
don’t you just love my panties?
daemon-cure: Fuck it, I’m gonna start posting the rough animations for stuff because it takes me for-goddamn-ever to finish cleaning it up.Also apparently it was Spazkid’s bday yesterday and I honestly had no clue
wellheyproductions: queefstiel: little-lark: thesp00ky: jobforawhatlord: darrynek: is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE
gillianandersons: But you saved me! As difficult and as frustrating as it’s been sometimes, your goddamned strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over! You’ve kept me honest. You’ve made me a whole person. I owe you everything…
this picture is fucking stupid. this is stupid. this is so goddamn stupid. its so stupid it gave me a goddamn tumor.
tumblr ruins everything for me. and i know it ain’t even really that deep, but it just more or less killed splatoon for me. like i played ten minutes of it, and it was a good game. but goddamn tumblr latched onto it with that weird obsessive behavior
it is terribly obnoxious to me when people screencap their own tweets and post them here. that’s fucking stupid. stop trying to get people to follow your goddamn twitter. just straight up link to your twitter. or voice your opinion here. what the fuck
thebatmanny: travinoexe: thebatmanny: I’ve given it a lot of thought and I’ve come to terms with Mega Evolution solely because of Mega Swampert Mega Evolution was iffy to me too but goddamn if it wasn’t game changing. Think about it.. It
thelegendofzeldamajorasmask:gloomgaze:dude let me tell you about this goddamn videoa friend of mine linked this to me a while back, saying it was the funniest thing he’s ever watched. i watched it, chuckled a bit. didn’t think it was that funny. bit
gloomgaze: dude let me tell you about this goddamn video a friend of mine linked this to me a while back, saying it was the funniest thing he’s ever watched. i watched it, chuckled a bit. didn’t think it was that funny. bit of a disappointment.
zodiacgirly: A Gemini has no problem telling it like it is…sometimes to a fault. Yeeeeeah, about that… it was kinda how I was raised, y'know? I don’t do a whole lot of shit talking and such when someone’s asking me to tell the goddamn
rekenbercorp: @tonamiRO
So my Tsumi baby did this lovely thing for me. QwQ Look at how goddamn good she is oh god! That red is so fucking vibrant I wanna FAINT, it’s REALLY GOOD.(Watermark is epic. 8′D)I have the goddamn permission to post this.
ranyakumo-moved: suckmywurst: misplacedsanity: carlyrenee: darth-vader: Alright, I know this looks weird, but do you know what this shit is:IT’S A GODDAMNED LAPTOP, BUILT AS A BRACELET. YOU FUCKING HEARD ME CORRECTLY. YOU WEAR IT ON YOUR GODDAMNED
make me choose: anon asked nick and jess or mulder and scully “But you saved me. As difficult and as frustrating as it’s been sometimes, your goddamned strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over. You’ve kept me honest.
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officialhungboys: hunglondonertop: poz4chasers: toxicbreeding: VERBAL POZ FUCKING. TURN IT UP. LISTEN TO IT AND WATCH HOW YOU POZ UP. “Goddamn. Fuck me with that POZ dick. Yeah, infect me stud. I’ll get AIDS. That’s what I need. Take my neg
Goddamn I love it when you fuckers talk filthy to me.
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKING DAY IT IS ASSWIPE? IT'S MOTHERFUCKING WOMEN'S DAY. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. ITS GODDAMN INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT RACE OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION YOU ARE. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT BODY TYPE YOU HAVE OR IF YOU ARE ABLED
I started writing this shit to make me feel better and what do I do? Fucking close i tout 24 pages in cause I’m getting too emotional fucking goddamn it I hate myself I wish I could just fucking die sometimes
philosophy-and-coffee: fuzipenguin: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can
dominantmothers: It happened to me this morning: mom threw me down on the couch and screwed my goddamn brains out till I fainted. It’s not so easy to be slave of a nymphomaniac mother.
jesseking2: wrestling-giffer: CM Punk, proud Chicagoan. Did I seriously miss this last night?!? Goddamn it! I am disappointed in me…(well, I am saddened, but I have a pretty kick ass job…) Thank god for DVR!
rosethorn213:This woman could tell me anything and I’d believe it. She could tell me that if I went to a public space and started twerking that it would bring about world peace and I’d immediately be out in the middle of goddamn Times Square or some
bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky:I would commit CRIMES if it meant he would kiss me like this I second that. I’d punch a baby in the face.
snotferret: sometimes i come across old videos of me gettin’ it and GODDAMN
vvhatserface: neckbeardeddragon: counterpunches: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream: Food Finish edible spray paint #nah man gold apples are a bad idea #i’ve read this story it doesn’t end well which one I started scrolling and I was like “goddamn
horseman-bojack:Suddenly, you realize you’ll never have the good relationship you wanted, and as long as they were alive, even though you’d never admit it, part of you, the stupidest goddamned part of you, was still holding on to that chance. And
multicolors: aliciaaadanielle: THIS BODY GODDAMN It’s like I’m jealous but at the same time I am not because as good as curves look (especially on her) I don’t want them on me like that
jackdanielsdoll: her-ghost-story: jackdanielsdoll: her-ghost-story: jackdanielsdoll: had a great night last night :3 is thus about me lol no when you fell asleep i snuck out and went to a party and fucked Chris Hemsworth. goddamn it i fucking
ideas for people to take me out: take me on a fucking carriage ride there’s a place right by my goddamn house or take me ice skating because even tho it’s frightening as fuck, I’d have fun if it was with someone cool just fucking do
pacinglee: From her wheelchair, Bianca reached out and touched us all, in ways we could never have imagined. She was a teacher. She was a lesson in courage. And Bianca loved us all. Especially Lars. Especially him.
Time and time again I try to be friends with my brother and just feel like fucking shut down and like a goddamn loser. I feel so pathetic and angry.
mommabec: multicolors: aliciaaadanielle: THIS BODY GODDAMN It’s like I’m jealous but at the same time I am not because as good as curves look (especially on her) I don’t want them on me like that unf she is so dreammmy. I want this body.
There´s something up with that goddamn goat,i just know it.(this picture was taken from the GF reddit page)
thepyemancometh: Goddamn it Dad … you’re going to give me a fucking heart-attack!
0lightsource: Goddamn it jack-aka-randomboobguy Y'all killing me
stardustxprincess:i’ll ruin your goddamn life and you’ll thank me for it every day babe
I wish I had xlth’s art sourcing powers goddamn
you blew it, kid
tumblr won’t let me post this as a submission but that won’t STOP ME BECAUSE THIS IS SO GODDAMN CUTE I STARED AT IT FOR AN HOUR LAST NIGHT AND I’M STILL STARING AT IT NOW Q///A///Q thank you SO MUCH. seeing all the babes in your style, my freakin
Goddamn …i can’t wait until payday, i need to get a couple shirts HNNNNG I am finding sphinx shirts consumerism …it done killed me dead
sissyincorporated: hungry4cockypanties: lvglace: just me would love to suck you through your panties, while playing with your bows. So sexy! Goddamn sooo fucking hottt!!! I just can’t take it… it’s all got me on overload… so fucking wet
tfw tlk!au is too cute to ignore so I drew some more stuffs for you because goddamn this aU ITS TOO GOOD DAMMIT DASH I WILL DRAW U MOREfuck,,k, , /////////////////////////////////////////////////////I LOVE IT
it’s cool that y'all report my videos including me practicing yoga, smoking, dancing, or doing absolutely fucking nothing but with visible nipples, to have them removed by Tumblr staffwhile simultaneouslyevery single goddamn time I log onto this site