me as shit
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me as shit clips
I’m so fucking tired right now. Remind me to never take my pre-workout drink during night time. I thought I would exercise it off, but I’m hyper as shit anyways, so that didn’t work. Ended up staying awake until 2am. Didn’t even
keldeoxerneas: orararas: quick edit dump of these two in this arc, ‘cause they’re hella adorable and everyone deserves a relationship like this BFFS 4 EVA! Fighting a middle schooler drunk as shit
smegmaclub: hi this is for my friend katie, cool This is cool as shit, I love it! It really captures my soul and spirit
Pumppp. Feelin sick as shit. But still tried to do some light work. Then sat in the sauna to hear this dudes life story of him doin drugs and goin thru rehab… And gettin 2 DUIs 😑
femme-and-furious: i’m here, i’m queer, sorry i’m late i overslept
sapphiretemplo: if this aint me as hell
smoochums: i just wanna be tumblr popular enough 2 get ppl to draw me as a magical girl
Fuck it. I’m going to take a shower and may go to bed while the sun is still up. Haven’t eaten dinner. Haven’t really eaten anything today, really. Not real hungry and bored as shit. Oh well. Gonna drag the laptop upstairs to give me
Various pictures of me. I was drunk as shit in the second one. Happy blackout fam!
lebritanyarmor: tstopts: bitchthtsalysantana: fvlani:Me, as a girlfriend. I kno dat shit gotta b annoying 😂😂 me as shit
herspanic: infants are scary as shit like if you drop it its broken no gift receipts
This hat is cozy as shit and it’s cold as fuck here
lesbianboyfriend:gimmickbird:28dayslater:Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation[id: a tweet from grimes to elon musk reading “I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support
Just a friendly little reminder that my grandma is kinky and dirty as shit. She sent me two songbooks full of dirty jokes and rhymes and limericks from Iris and Rose’s album, Wild and Thorny.
lychgate: do you think during the 50 years inuyasha was pinned to a tree that his brother came across that and just kinda laughed to himself and then later he even brings a fold out chair, pops open a beer, and throws shit at him while being a giant
stability: when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between
tre-cool-swallows: Am I Being Too Sensitive Or Are People Treating Me Like Shit: a debut novel by me
kiodi: my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
Reblog if you’re lost in life rn but still trying make shit happen
andrewbreitel: reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit
viciere: brain: everything is Badme: no ? things are pretty ok right now?brain: everything is Badme: shit………..u right…
likeafuckinlife: The most accurate shit ever
dokels: shit
robot-wank: when you finally lose your shit with someone and start violently vauging about them
When your mutuals are going through some shit
tuff–puppy: roastgrief: Please stop seeking out love in 2016 on them damn apps and let that shit find you in person oh my god lol *goes to starbucks* HEY WHOS GAY HERE
lucillesballs: overhearing people talking about something u like hearing that they talkin shit
thesaltyengram: tittytaytay: strongcat: relatable lmfaooooo that dog is going thru a lot of shit Omg this dog is just done with everything
whateveryourfantasyis: lyonnnss: clarknokent: kauaii94: when you realize you’re becoming an adult Fuck this shit stressed me out. 😔
Guess who got shit done today
cosplaymutt: pubcub: constantlyabnormal: My theme song. This is the song me soul heart sings My anthem holy shit
God bless girls who are into kinky shit
yagirlnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i
realmv: tolivetraveling: realmv: if we’re mutuals you have full permission to: come to my house and beat me up i won’t fight back i just need the shit kicked out of me I think you need a hug no 1 asked
frogii: What I understand: jack shit
gargoyle-gal: im dealing with my shit the way im dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what im doing. no
rennyrensbooty: yea i have an art style its called shit
allsadnshit: whatsgoodra: someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems* me: Holy shit
Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say
bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e
Reblog if you lost in life rn but still tryna make shit happen
I’m playing in my first show on Halloween (crow hop as crow doubt). I’m so nervous I might puke. But I’m also very excited. This show is gonna be fun as shit. It’s gonna be ~historic~.
prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing
*makes a list of shit i need to do instead of doing it*
Im so fucking sensitive and I don't give a single shit at the same time so fuck you man but don't leave me lmao
infinitiy: i am a HOE for pens/notebooks/highlighters/pencils/school supply shit
thenataliechin: i hate how i get when im pmsing but i really be saying shit i BEEN felt
Well shit, I’m cute. ☺️💕
factsmyguy: me as shit
Drunk as shit at Da Bar
tbhfunk: godboi: Me: I hate corny shit *sees something corny* Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…
im actually cute as shit
I need to work on my hot headed attitude. Like, I’m upset about my friends treating me crappy yesterday, but at the same time…I should give everyone the benefit of the doubt. I sure as shit give myself the benefit of the doubt about all
vanish: I have such an addictive personality when I like something, I don’t just like it I become utterly obsessed with it.
thesassygandalf: Me, when In Too Deep first got announcedMe, after it got leaked that we would see Ruby and Sapphire AND THAT THERE WOULD BE FIVE MORE RUBYS
I don’t care what people think, my blog my rules, lol. I’m so sick of everything. People are mean to me and are treating me like shit, I have no friends because I keep pushing them away when they can’t handle my emotions, my family
