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Me and my mom completely forgot we invited my aunt over for dinner, after a long night my mom received a text from my aunt, the text was this picture
The worst was when your boss told your wife, “tell your husband why you are so wet,” and she said, “it’s so arousing being handled by a real man and seeing my hubby watching me and accepting it submissively.”
The worst was hearing your boss say, “don’t you think that she looks more beautiful than ever; you should be grateful to me for getting your wife pregnant.”
me and my irl friends according to mikey
Dear fellow shipper who are trying to make fanvid, fanfic, fanart,etc for the first time
the-redheaded-harlot: …just gonna stand there and watch me burn.
Me and the lover got matching pajamas, I think my super man top is going to break under the pressure of my huge boobs hehe. I love it so sexy and nerdy!
Lazy Friday. This is what I’ve been doing all day. Wishing someone would come get me and take me night swimming in the ocean.
The raised bookshelf and the window seat is done in the girls room. Next is to build the third desk (Taken with instagram)
The bliss of your hard cock inside me and the feel of your collar and leash on my bare skin
biboysandbears: Fresh out of the shower in my small bathroom. Feeling a little hairier than normal. If any mutuals ever want some great insider pics of me and my fiancé just message me
The music in this scene reminded me of The Circle of Life so I switched it. And to my surprise it fits very well.
grimygurl:so who can code and wants to help me make the next social media platform we can all be sluts on again and become bajillionaires?? lets get this bred
The stupid controlling and the need to have more power attitude my brother has makes me want to throw a brick at his face.
masqverades:do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same
fayedaniels: vintorez: The artist’s name is Chiara Bautista! She’s awesome and deserves the credit I adore this.
ahollowyear: fuzzykittengladiator: spacesharkadventures: teabirdy: therightnippleofarcher: terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my
idreamofaworldofcouture: Jessica Lange: I was in the ladies room and that Jennifer Lawrence approached me and said, “Jessica, I love you. Let’s chat later.” Then off she goes! Flits away like some kind of little bird. I mean, honestly. Chat? With
riotbreaker: this was supposed to come out the other weekend, when it made a year since jasp’s first appearance. alas, distraction took me, and I took the easter weekend to actually effin’ do this it might b a lil crap, but this is all the patience
kaththedragon: thealphapigeon: thealphapigeon: Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule Sweatpants count as a
Found myself in San Fancisco last week for work so took the oppertunity to take some pictures. The first one is the Tree in Union Square and the second is two cute puppies in Macy’s for the SF SPCA Holiday Windows
my favorite thing about brienne of tarth is that she’s huge and has a scary face and she’s a badass fighter and totally not ladylike or feminine but she still gets embarrassing awkward crushes on cute boys
panic-at-the-discount-store: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
worker11811: why does sex have to be hard why can’t I just walk up to one of my friends and be like hey we trust each other and I’ve got a lot of tension I need to work out so please take off your clothes and touch me and later we can go for pizza
thieves-likeus: licayalovejones: One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is. I most be a genius then. I’ve also
The Oncoming Storm
fourchambers: treats // kiff + blath + vex music: sleigh bells - kids in full from here ✖ LOOK AT THIS RIDICULOUS AWEOME and completely un-four chambers four chambers video we made. It’s still the most ridiculous ever and the full length has a lolly
cinemadada: “It was quite a choreography dance between the two of us: me with the camera and Gunnar (Hansen) with the saw swinging. It was just one of those magical moments in film-making. Everything just started working: the light was working
thisbloghasbeencompromised: it makes me so irrationally angry when a british person says “mum” and then someone subs it as “mom” in a gif no that is wrong
My dog was returned to me!!! I missed him so much! Thank you to the people who called me and found him. It’s been like 2 months!
meagansample: This is the photo I selected for day 1 of the 5 day B&W photo challenge. I assume this challenge was originally that you had to actually photograph the select you showed the day of, but no one seems to be doing that. I was gonna but
frauleinninja: Fem!Ori - Dragon*con 2013 Made and modeled by mePhotography: Soulfire Phorography Dwarven cosplay had been a pipe dream of mine for at least ten years, and the fact that I finally made it happen gives me inarticulable warm fuzzies.
olympusrox123:Not be to a petty bitch on main but if I married a man who openly cheated on me for the ENTIRETY of our years long marriage and he started screaming in my face and crying because my successful press tour made his mistress feel bad, I would
Dear "The Rescues"
heartlesshippie: zombiekookie: Me and my nephew. Though, he don’t know that word, yet. The World and I.
Watching Frankenweenie for the first time. What.The.Fuck.
Last night = Emergency room visit. At my second job, I was loading furniture and I slipped and the furniture twisted and my arm twisted and I felt extreme pain. Tore my left bicep. Badly. HURTS. Yay pain meds.
Hello, my loveys!!! Your kitten is FINALLY back home!!! Oh my, let me tell you, it has been a trial and a half getting back home! Let’s see…I was supposed to be in flight, Tuesday morning! A misprint of date and two days worth of weather
titenoute: hiddlesherethereeverywhere: pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life. THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret
vilify:sure the venn diagram of people who want to see LTT fanart and people who think the characters would look great in that 90s Clamp style has pretty much just me in the center but that’s the good thing about only drawing fanart for myself these
I went to this spa and got my hair cut. They put this hot towel on my head and the product the stylist used makes my hair smell like tea😊 It’s been a great day.
🎶in my world I’m seven feet tall and the boys always call and the girls do too🎶
Me and my brother
all was golden when the day met the night
grawly:centurycolor: grawly: grawly: I remember playing Space Channel 5 in front of my dad once and the VERY first thing he said to me was “why does she walk like that” food fight
Hey so tell me if I do something you don’t like and I’ll do my best not to. Please be patient with me too though, there’s a lot of times I’ll do stuff without thinking.
sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn’t some weird extended practical joke
vintagebattlestar: i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry
arashincleric:arashincleric: If you’ve seen me in real life recently, you may have seen a large mark on my arm.That’s because on the morning of Friday 18th Sep 2015, I was assaulted by someone I thought cared about me. My now ex-boyfriend Ian Mooney
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles
idioticteen: i really wish i could date a famous person cause i would literally live for all the hate i would get, i would go on twitter just to read the hate while holding a glass of red wine in my other hand laughing
Please believe that things are good with me, and even when they’re not, they will be soon enough. And I will believe the same about you.
Need to stop procrastinating now that my super-hard work week’s over and actually write something. Guh. If anyone needs me don’t come looking for me. I’ll re-emerge into life in a few hours or so.
Once upon a time I began to write a song with someone I loved with all my heart. The lyrics were mine, and I quite liked them, but they never ended up being used and the song never finished.I decided to finish it today.It’s been three months.
the only way for me to drink this copious amount of water is to sip it forever ugghh I wish I was asleep >:/
wannabebandkid: voovoov: sniikt: tell me it’s not only me and chairs that don’t have them are never comfortable I call it the fidget bar because I always bounce my leg on it
busket: me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something me at 2 am:
keena-kapu: dashingicecream: based on a rly silly headcanon me and @keena-kapu came up with for rwbyrock!au monos and calico sfkgdfh they’re in handhold timeout the unofficial prequel i couldn’t finish inspired by this (she absolutely isn’t but
So yesterday me and a girl friend got drunk at the theme park. She kept touching my lips and teasing each others pussies while waiting in line. It was hot
