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Me, and the things that turn me and my boy on.
fuckiero: Things I Need good skin $$$$$ a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
anthonycrowley: funniest thing that happened to me this week was when my entire family drove past a starbucks in order to look for a dunkin donuts that may or may not have been there like the true new england stereotypes we all are
methotrex8:randomslasher:theindestructiblelittlemy:is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?can a black hole destroy the earth?no, you idiot.black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.and the earth isn’t some
gamingfeminism:nyaa:I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude
piupiupiupie: i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY
avatarparallels: Amon: You served me well, Lieutenant.
So I’m suffering from some kind of ungodly face janking, and feeling pretty pathetic, and me Mam is just so sweet!
tripletpeaks: “I’ll teach you to be me and you teach me to be you.” -The Parent Trap (1998)
the-bigredmachine: “Look……me and the McDonald’s people have this little misunderstanding. They’re McDonald’s…..I’m McDowell’s. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mic. We both
:“s-stop, please, it hurts.” gf and “shut the fuck up, whore.” bf.
“The Spirits have given me another chance!!”This is kind of hard to explain XD So! The holiday season is upon us. Morganite (the villain of Come To My Window and The Price of Everything; The Value of Nothing ) was based on Scrooge. Even though
I don’t think I posted this one yet. Anyways, check out me and other cuties on @abdreams and the website!!!
This is the face of the girl who just added Blue’s Clues, The Addams Family, and The Munsters to her Instant Queue on Netflix. Also who felt like she got maced in the eyes, hence the glasses.
kingkrookodile: i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”
The Star and the Serpent
me and my mom went to the aquarium today.
Tonight’s Walking Dead fucking ruined me I will never ever recover from this I will never be the same again too many feels rn I have a huge gaping hole in my heart .
cheap-bliss: me and Ashley! dawwwh. <3 you’re the cuuutest ever. I’m so happy I found you at John Digweed, and actually got to rave with you for awhile.
Sooo I got to hold this little angel for a couple hours the other night at a get together , slept through a ton of loudness. The baby fever is real AF haha. But found out babies still love me and fall asleep when I hold them 😊😍
Hey guys it’s ma birthdayyyyyyy!! yayers!! All i want now is a bucketload of froyo and the day off from school. them feels. A year older and yep still immature me bahahah
wahzoo: When I’m with you I’m falling. Peace is a word of the sea and the wind. Peace is a word of a day without end.
Tonight is one of those nights where the distance really gets to me and I break down…it’s not even been a week and I miss him so much!
If you’re working in retail for the holiday season like me and have developed a loathing for Frozen, I am so sorry. I feel you on all the levels
Yo Tumblr can you stop making me unfollow people when I don’t mean to. Thankssomuch
when people delete my caption it makes me annoyed but when you reblog a picture that I just posted straight from me and you delete the caption?? im coming to kick your shins
the lil plant babies me and darf adopted are daffodils and right now they are very small but they will grow big and strong, we got four - Daphne, Dall, Delilah and Donkey Kong. Dall has a gimpy leaf thingy so we are ROOTING for him. get it??
Also she lives across the hall from me and I’ve always thought she was super nice but now I realize that’s just bc I never actually heard her talk much. This ignorance is crazy like the story about her “hilarious snapchat” she
I don’t know what I would do without my bestfriend.. he knows everything about me, and he still chooses to stay by my side, he means the world to, so happy to call him my bestfriend and boyfriend.
Fascinating how people find it interesting to write with me until the learn how I look.And yet I’m the one that’s a bad person for thinking people in general are useless.
Feelin cute and comfy loving my new cardigan. Let’s find new book in the pile of in read books :)
I’m gonna say the one thing you aren’t supposed to say. I love you… but I love me more. -Samantha Jones, Sex and The City (at Miami Dade College - Kendall Campus)
bpd-amethyst: apparently garnet’s line in the new intro is“I will fight for the place where I am free to exist as me“
made me think of you ha. with the rwby
