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alltheconstellationslooklikeyou:“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday
i-got-rogues-on-the-rooftops: kimyugwon: *male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap
kuro-witch: God help me when staff actually delete the porn bots and I lose like 800 followers
persianartkid: asthetick: background: I came out to my parents as gay last month. this easter morning, i come downstairs to find my basket (a tradition in my family) and i can’t find it anywhere. my mom gives me a hint: “it’s where you were
cataclysmictranquility:do you ever look at your pet and you can literally feel your heart melting because you love them so much
fullbladderbitch: but for real tho i’m such a nasty like i’ll see a commercial for simply lemonade and just think to myself, “hmmm…this would be fun to watch while i’m desperate to pee.”what the fuck is wrong me who thinks that
sonnet30: hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY hamlet for the next four and a half acts:
LMAO…. Ya I dont get it. This illustrates women being sexist to me and men being safe about sex. Not sure what you think your point is SJWs….
lmao ed.ch forums bitching about me and milo so fucen good
As my brother and I get older, we look more alike. We were being stupid that day. Lmao 😅
I feel like the person I’m going to spend the rest of my life with and love is going to have green eyes. I don’t know why, but they’re going to have green eyes.
pajamaslam: my friend just sent me this and i am going to explode
artwomb: Truisms and Inflammatory Essays by Jenny Holzer fucking Jenny Holzer got me in the feels
are we failing our education system. or is our education system failing us. lmao sike naw we all know what the answer to that is.
in unrelated news, i’m finally gonna finish playing dmmd wwww. wish me luck, i finally get to meet sei. ((i’m still not ready.;A;))
some piss ass anon: “incest is wrong and ur disgusting for shipping it.uwu”me: *aggressively ships incest ships even harder*
my fav thing about whenever i’m 1v1ing a genji is that they always have to ult to kill me
sobeitjay2: rob-walks: sexwitsockson: flexico-burress: te-amo-corazon: sexwitsockson: play-leezu69: sexwitsockson: frfr tho. block me if you got a southern belle accent, dimples, brown skin, and curly/kinky hair. I have all those…but also
ask-mackerman: // I wish I was good on MMD. And I only have Mikasa. I don’t have any other.
kiokushitaka: I saw this post and it inspired me.
chatnoirs-baton: Thank you to ruusian for the translation. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ #what if he gets akumatized #and the akuma goes in this charm #hawk moth: bring the miraculouses to me #adrien: *hands over his ring* #ladybug: *fights akumatized
fuku-shuu: Um…..so guess what series I kind of enjoy a lot right now?? … (っಠ‿ಠ)っ └(￣-￣└)) … Update (January 11th, 2017): New batch has arrived!! The beach poster is GI-GAN-TIC my goodness gracious. Oh god hi I’m Mika and I’m
ayungbiochemist: beyonslayed: imfatletsprty: ukelaylie: when my POC and Latino friends invite me over for dinner I AM SCREAMING OMFG They finally learning to clapback!!!
asian: frizzazz: asian: I got bored and bought a piece of poop name “Shelly” I like shellys glasses Stop roasting me it’s only Tuesday
Molly: *talking about Dwayne Johnson movie* Kim: “go and be horny bitches? Because that’s what Dwayne "the rock” Johnson makes me"
My friend was telling me he has a friend that works out one day a week. Be just does jumping jacks for two full episodes of “scrubs” and does knee highs for 30 minutes straight.
dingoinnuendo: people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”.
shithowdy: art dump posts where people are like “here are 10 polished artworks that I never bothered to upload lmao” and i’m over here with every single doodle like
danefonda: defendpizza-eatpoppunk: danefonda: being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha no it doesn’t.
larryisking: stopharry2013: do u ever look back at all the boys you’ve ever liked and then realized that they all have a common feature but you dont know what it is yeah, they all don’t like me
idc
elloette:When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”
the motto
queerchesters: arterialspurt: queerchesters: fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them. you over estimate your skill and underestimate the
catville-crossing-newleaf: kairucrossing: themayorgothamneeds: -peachtea-: mayorpj: animal crossing comix Me accurate Ditto I do this so much!
sassyabrahamlincoln: do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
ladymargaerytyrell: “I’m an adult, I should be buying my own pot.”
karlaramirightlol: jamesyouth: BOOM. You’ve been hit by Cool Guy Video! Reblog to become cool just like me. saw this in the comments to this video on ig and i’ve been laughing at this for 24 hrs str8
aliciaclarker: i hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods
tippingvelvets: my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”
lotusflowerbombxo: goldenpoc: I luv when I take a shit and I lose my stomach but not fully bc a bitch still type phat 😂😂😂
nowhites: rihanna smoke too much weed to be tryna sing and dance like girl. i know you be tired
apiologies: me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: “I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga. “Want me to call it?”“It’s on silent.” A tragedy in three parts.
featherywingss: My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,, Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest
thots-and-prayers: Me at the end of Ex Machina (2015)
SEX BOOKS AND VACATIONS
Has me up at 4 checking her math. Bc friendship 😂😁😩 shutup-and-ride
doncasturbate: Disliking people on tumblr is such a chore like you have to read the source of all posts before reblogging, investigate when you think they’ve changed urls, and avoid them at all costs but I’m gonna keep doing it because I’m petty
studyign: concept: me, with perfect grades, enough sleep, low stress levels, and acceptance into my dream school
robotmango: i assume that, like, all of nyc is in on a conspiracy to hide the truth about blunt force head trauma from daredevil. like, to… protect his feelings??? the cops must be like “oh, yeah buddy, you really dinged those bad guys up! they’ll
witchomo: lordemusic: hate: im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises lol me ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17
j6: when someone says “@ me next time” and the post was actually about them
triioxide: Me at Madonna and her pointless new album tbh
ALL TENDERNESS AND WARMTH, ALL HIDDEN
the-troyler-blog:pirate996:phoenixxxdragon:ellament451:waterfallfish: I told my homecoming date I’m just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was ‘okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match’ he’s a keeper.
delvg: @jen-iii drew this for me at school today and i cried it’s beautiful. I believe I really captured her essence of emotions
hollow-sesh: all girls do is cheat and put on make-up but that’s not bout 2 stop me
preciousterrestrials: when you and a friend join a fandom together
