me and l lmao
NSFW Tumblr
find me and l lmao on porn pin board
me and l lmao clips
how to make a kiss between u and the bae lewder…add a double ended dildo
Me and my husband making our way to the buffet line Lmao! Yes!
zouxry: person: wait… so if youre not straight…… and youre not gay,,,,,….. then…. what… exActly aRE you..?..?.? me:
oeus: *takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud
lucatiel: widowmetra dynamics are probably like widow would just come in like “satya you would not believe what i saw today” because she uses her sniper to scope out that gossip and symm would be like: “tell me”
This reminds me of Beka and Yura just sayin’
thatoneomoguy: How come when I actually want to do a hold and I down a liter of water nothing happens but when I drink a small cup of water with a burger at Burger King I get so desperate I almost piss myself driving home? 😂
bladdershycutiepie: Me, sobbing: i just wanna wait at the bus stop without some friend i havent seen since highschool squirming and saying his bladders “gonna fucking yeet” while someone else yells “PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS”. Why Must You Make
Let me take a small break from omo stuff and watch something on YouTube tonight. *looks at new videos today*…oh
xxx tumblr
uusui: when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just
therandominmyhead: Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
yungterra: You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
sitcorn: “yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out” “what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”
nerdistindustries: FTW. Zookeepers and trainers around the world are recreating Chris Pratt’s famous raptor pose from Jurassic World.Check out a round-up of our favorite poses on Nerdist.com!
this–too–shall–pass: melanin-enhanced: foxxykiapatra: theryanproject: backtothewalll: caramelanin: sanspanties: alwayshorny69 Guys. Take notes and practice. There will be a test. Expect a pop oral quiz at ANYTIME. I cannot believe there
shinkoukei: when you make a personal post and a mutual replies “me”
highenergyjewtrino: poryqon: when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
makotou-niijima: me: “that Pokemon looks cool”Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s
bombing: girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack
glitch420: brokenautomaton: memeufacturing: i can’t reblog this because CK has me blocked but this is. Honestly amazing, It’s funny how people harass someone based on their opinions, but then kick and scream when that person defends themselves,
*casually rps weird kinks I personally find gross most of the time with friends just because i love seeing them happy and squirming*
maxiesatanofficial: dracenines: OK so apparently a bunch of people with throwaway email accounts have been going around and submitting a music video from some underground garage band to people (the band has already said they’re not the ones doing
phoneus: phoneus: mkultra: WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE best sentence so far of 2017 going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman to explain it to
redemption-interlude: “I’m tired of you talking about Black Panther. Shut up about it.” Me:
felix-the-snow-cheetah: doitsuki: greenquee: thecheshirecass: darthvcder: darthvcder: i’m losing terf followers so please keep unfollowing me :^) seeing white terfs in the notes reblogging this and calling it racist has fueled me more let’s
Blah I’ve grown attached to you and I know you have to me too but I don’t wanna ruin our perfect platonic love relationship that we’ve created by being too needy because I have a bad habit of doing that XD
ceasefires: Steven: Hey Sar, would you rather sit on a cake and eat dick, or sit on a dick and eat cake? Me: How is that even a question.
marysuewhipple: marysuewhipple: “Not All Villains Are Zukos Some Of Them Are Ozais” Yes But You Are Not The Ultimate Arbiter Of Which Villains Are Which. Me: Which fictional villains are and are not redeemable and/or sympathetic is subjective.
I’m really proud of myself. This is the first time in my life I actually like my body. I’m content with where my workouts are leading me. That and I want to attract all the hotties. ;) lmao
ashestoashesjc: me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down caveman brain: it is so many spiders
mazokhist: what he says: i’m gaywhat she hears: let me be your gay bff! yaaas slay bitch! queen! drag or die!
nbconline: fatwink: a straight guy who’s blunt is cool but a gay guy who’s blunt is sassy and that just annoys me I read this 20 times thinking it was talking about weed
My boss took this picture of me at work the other day and for some reason i really like it lmao.
reinventingthekarmicwheel: girl: i love you me: welcome to the club girl: *gets offended and walks away* me: …u were the first member like if u cried
masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print
trueastrology: Libra f and sag m friendship/relationship as requested by anon(s)
ethiopienne: “Sometimes you’ve just got to du-rag you. This vegan leather du-rag has a tie closure at back and is unlined. Perfect with a black tee dress and slide sandals.” (source: x) i give up. this planet is not for me. BITCH YOU
bambooearring: I LITERALLY SPIT OUT THE SALAD I’M EATING AND LAUGHED gringatears DIS ME OR NAH ?
officialwhitegirls: primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
kobetyrant: me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!! me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.
itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
Im so fucking sensitive and I don't give a single shit at the same time so fuck you man but don't leave me lmao
dickbiggerthantowers: idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me
igglooaustralia: When you’re introverted as fuck, and your friend drags you to a party and then leaves you by yourself @lil–queen *riri voice* yeah I said it
nickjonasnipples: me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism me at work: honestly?
goldenpoc: I hate when people be like “you wanna hang out on x day” but they don’t even hit you up the day of. Like bih, you ain’t hittin me up, I’m just gonna lay in my bed. You ain’t bout to have me get fully dress like a fool and I ain’t
toolmutual: toolmutual: queer eye is just “damn bitch, you live like this?” the show i want them to come to my house and just burn all my shit then prescribe me adderall
apocketuniverse: me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!! me by 4 PM that afternoon:
cassie-darlin:cassie-darlin:cassie-darlin:cassie-darlin:those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic specieslike??tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic
LMAO! I totally don’t fit in this picture at all. This is my two cousins on the left and me and my sister on the right for Christmas Eve lolol
“I would consider smashing my sandwich in your face, but I realized it’d be a waste of a tomato sandwich.” -my mom to me
blackberryshawty: me: i love a man who can take charge and be aggressive also me: who the fuck you think you talkin to? the fuck?
plant-sexual: take me to the MoMA and glue me to the wall
"Think and wonder, wonder and think."
you know when there’s just so much stuff you want to get done and you don’t know where to start from so you kinda just stare at it and don’t do anything
and one more thing, i am not the only artist who hates back-handed compliments like that on their ship artthere are many artists who have made posts talking about it and how rude it can actually come across as no matter the intentionjust say a decent
lmao y’all r super curious huh. the first problem is hard to catch since the scene goes by fast, but it was awkward seeing blake/sun/velvet picketing for their rights bc y’know, this is a super serious thing to them that affects their lives, and
Lmao I’ve had a bad day so I went and got drunk