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This is the last post in the Battery Arc. Click here to read it from the beginning!
You know you’ve got issues when Jasper is the one giving you advice
Lapis Lazuli: Official “Night Blogger Steven” Enabler
Breaking News: Sea monster spotted punching itself in the face repeatedly, screaming unintelligibly. Scientists offer no explanation
Geez Jasper, why can’t you be more like Lapis.(Submitted by haisbae)
Some things never change
Jasper’s all in. She never misses the chance to get angry about something
Turns out you have a lot of time to think of sick burns when you live at the bottom of the sea
“Can it, Jasper”
Ugh, stupid humans and their “lives” they value so much
Six was already overkill. Eight is just plain ridiculous
Submitted by swirl-ix
Come on Jasper, he’s SUPER. (Submitted by chimeramuses)
Yellow Diamond sure does care for Jasper.(Submitted by plz-send-2-noot-noots)
Submitted by princess-fluthermucken
Jasper does not like the attention (Submitted by patchworkmagnolia)
When auto correct decides not to be a nuisance and you can’t sleep.(Submitted by top-gem)
Steven Lapis Ocean Puns = Jasper’s Worst Nightmare(Submitted by ask-mini-shitty-glasses)
Submitted by anonymous
Submitted by anonymous(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday! Thank you, everyone, for your delightful contributions to this blog!
“Do you think the restaurants in your town will let us pay in sand dollars?”
TANTRUM MODE ACTIVATED
Disappointing
Shoulda been more specific on the application
Night Blogger Steven makes a mistake(Submitted by anonymous)
SHALL I TRY TO GET THESE HUMANS HELP US GET HOME NEXT TIME I TRY THIS(Submitted by the-rev)
yd is not taking this situation very seriously(Submitted by stevenuniversetransparents)
Well at least Lapis is right(Submitted by lapis-laboobies)
please apply all the cold water surrounding you to that siCK BURN(Submitted by warfstache-punch)
Night Blogger Steven discovered Animal Crossing(Submitted by iwantmyjuiceboxback)
What about the sand elliptical? The sand stationary bike? Can she at least still get Sand PoweradeⓇ from the sand vending machine?
I wrote a text for submissions saturday! Oceans puns remain Jasper’s bane. (Submitted by blackindigocat)(Hey, folks! Happy Submission Saturday! You know how this works, right? Today’s all about user-submitted content! If you like someone’s submission,
Submitted by numberjonnyfive
YD can dish it, but she sure can’t take it.(Submitted by numberjonnyfive)
The @ feature is free, Lapis
Night blogger Steven strikes again(Submitted by swiggityswurenceylanlovesguren)
Their plan completely backfired. Meanwhile, Peridot isn’t good at puns.(Submitted by kimkhollywoodisruiningme)
Part One of the real reason Jasper hates fusion.(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)
Part 2 of the real reason Jasper hates fusion. Hope you enjoyed it!(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)
Jasper Knows BestShe really wishes humans recognized that an attack can come from anywhere at any time and that they will die if they continue wearing those ill fitting, vitals revealing clothes and shoes that would slow you down immensely if you
There are two types of gems
You might be complaining to the wrong gem, Peridot
Steven needs to stop telling Lapis ocean puns(Submitted by kyosaya-fluff)(Hi, everyone! Happy Submission Saturday! Today, I’ll post all of the user-submitted content I’ve received throughout the week. If you like someone’s submission, please consider
(Part 2)(Submitted by raptarion)
That pun was so bad that Jasper won’t be able to sleep.(Submitted by dan-electric-boogaloo)
And that’s when peri learned not to get into a pun fight with lapis. (Submitted by gutterd0ll)
Lapis: since it was for you peri I guess it WAS a DUMBbell Peridot: !!!!!!!!LAPIS STOP!!!!!!!!(Submitted by warfstache-punch)
On a completely unrelated note, a hurricane was found stirring out in the Atlantic later that evening.(Submitted by swiggityswurenceylanlovesguren)
They are both sympathetic in their own way, I guess. (Submitted by gauntletspirit)
She’s gonna have to reconsider this whole “saving everyone’s butt by staying fused at the bottom of the sea” thing. Thanks a lot, Amethyst
*frantically scrawling in crayon on toilet paper* AND THIS ONE!!!!!! AND THIS ONE!!!!!!!! AND TH
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Part 3 of 3. (Submitted by theladyforester)
To be continued…(Submitted by someone whose account has since been deactivated)
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Submitted by yellowdiamondspacegem
A funny mishap that comes with living in the ocean!(Submitted by randomnessincuniverse)
So you’re saying she should make more puns?
