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New Mission Objective: Acquire Butt
ALSO I’M TRAPPED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN IN A FUSION WITH A SARCASTIC JERKWAD
“Nice weather we’re having, eh Jasper?”“WE’RE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN”
Steven knows that the enjoyment of animation from any channel besides Cartoon Network is punishable by death in the Crystal Gem household
Pretty sure her chances of getting rescued just went from 0% to like -5%
Is she serious? Is she joking? The world may never know
Night Blogger Steven strikes out against the enemy
Lapis, no! The last thing Night Blogger Steven needs is encouragement
(it’s a lot)
Poor Jasper, nothing works
“Seriously, girl! I used to be a mirror. I can work with this.”
The Crystal Gems are getting really tired of receiving threats from someone with the strategy and the location of a shipwreck
Gotta pass the time somehow
I wanted to make one, too hehe XD Peridot: IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!(Submission by sandydraws)
Submission by Tanzanite Anon(Hi, Tanzanite Anon! I hope you don’t mind that I formatted your submissions into one post! They tell such a compelling story together)
(Submission by ihate4kids)
“Are you threatening the Gems again?!” “N-no” “Let me see the phone” “NO”(Submission by chanceydoesstuff)
“Let me try that again. Ahem. Steven! I just saw the second coolest whale!”
Well, Jasper, maybe you should type a little bit more like Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, or Steven. They’re always Crystal Clear
Clearly she’s a screamy adult, please have some respect
Lapis knows best
Please swim to the North Pole and apply some ice to that burn
“FINE I WONT TELL HER JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE”(Submitted by ruby-and-sapphire-trash)(Hey, folks! Happy Submission Saturday! Just like last Saturday, today I’ll be posting all the submissions I’ve received in the last week. If the larger number
Submitted by ask-the-red-triangle
Submitted by grizzlyacorn
Beach Summer Fun Buddies with Jasper(Submitted by iced-mocha-camellia)
For such a small thing, this took forever to make(Submitted by themysteriousmissfey)
Submitted by diamond-mind99
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Lapis is the blue text, peridot is the grey text. Hope you like it! (=^•3•^=)(Submitted by holycowimgarbage)
You should have been able to “C” this coming, Steven
Gems don’t need sleep but this is still exhausting
ausgespielt adjective Thoroughly exhausted; enervated; frazzled, played out
It’s important to tell people how you really feel
Excuses, excuses
Jasper and Lapis are the elements of Rage and Sarcasm, respectively
Lapis Lazuli making sure someone will carry on her legacy
We were very tired, we were very merry—We had gone back and forth all night on the ferry.It was bare and bright, and smelled like a stable—But we looked into a fire, we leaned across a table,We lay on a hill-top underneath the moon;And the whistles
“Go Lapis, Go Lapis, It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!”(Submitted by iced-mocha-camellia)
Lapis is the best at jokes(Submitted by imnotyourprisoner)
I saw it on a laffy sapphy wrapper.(Submitted by aliece-eve)
Submitted by rice-is-nice-243
Submitted by mindful-matters
based off that one ask you got a while ago.(Submitted by gayestspacerock)
Yellow Diamond is a troll [Taken from YD’s phone](Submitted by kirby-star-warrior)(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday! Thank you to everyone who took the time to create something of their own and submit it!)
Cry me a river an ocean
“YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF THE ENEMY”
…How convincing.(Psst! In case you haven’t heard, this blog turns one month old tomorrow! Here’s the post I made about it, in case you’re interested)
You can imagine Steven’s disappointment.(Submitted by 0ana-isnt-angelic0)
I’m not sorry(Submitted by 0ana-isnt-angelic0)
Jasper doesn’t appreciate your puns, Steven.(Submitted by 109190xmas)
Jasper pretending to be Lapis and being mean to Steven.(Submitted by askshadetrixieandfamily)
I tried to make a full circle sort of thing.(Submitted by attackinlucapri)
Throwin’ shade like it’s sunny
I’m, uh, I’m sure we’re in for a nice, calm day…
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“HAVE YOU EVEN MET ME”
Even after five days in hibernation, the skilled Lapis Lazuli can go from 0 to Master Troll at the slightest provocation
Yellow Diamond wants to see some accountability, Jasper
…Keep dreaming, Amethyst
(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday! Thank you to everyone who took the time to create something of their own and submit it!)](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5fd9fa9e4415d93c48b09498fa33371b/tumblr_nse8z50ZHb1ubnrjoo1_250.png)
