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tawkwardturtle: thefuuuucomics: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL! I’m pretty sure
terriamon: mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot* me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
raideo: h-u-m-o-u-r: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL! OMG AW IT LOOKS SO HAPPY AND
everythingfox:“A cute little trashpanda befriending a UPS mailman :)”(Source)
yamborghini: SELFIE WITH THE MAILMAN FOR NOT BRINGING ME NO BILLS TODAY GOOD LOOKS FLEA
humansofnewyork: “I want to be a mailman so I can let people know when it’s their birthday.”
fakesby: Liv Tyler faked by Mailman
interwar: do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go no you are genetically impossible that is not a dominant allele tout les temps, except I say “whooop, mailman”
h-u-m-o-u-r: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL! OMG AW IT LOOKS SO HAPPY AND EXCITED
highkeygay: wake up open the curtains take a shower then dry my hair come down stairs ready for breakfast greet the mailman
kirstielovesart: tawkwardturtle: thefuuuucomics: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
ruinedchildhood: When you’re home and the mailman doesn’t knock and leaves the package at the door
awwww-cute: The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
fake: thoughtsofdog: i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it
comediva: how to give your mailman a heart attack
goodwhitedaddy: vodkaslumber: jaffakree: vodkaslumber: Why is it not customary to send a basket of puppies to someone if they’re sad? Because the mailman would steal them and you would never know someone sent you puppies. This is probably what’s
yourblowjobprincess: I told the mailman my pussy was only for my boyfriend. He seemed perfectly happy, however, putting other parts of my body to good use.
theycallmemiketaylor: i’ll see you in hell you mailman piece of shit
zubat: You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
yellowcrayonwillow: Hi please watch this poor mailman get attacked by a cat it’s v. important
reptarcereal: “HI MAILMAN!”
ollebosse: Mailman N. Sorenson poses with his heavy load of Christmas mail and parcels, Chicago, 1929.
ahipstercunt: Look what the mailman brought.
thatfunnyblog: wake up open the curtains take a shower then dry my hair come down stairs ready for breakfast greet the mailman
amoying: zubat: You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman. if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag
allbecauseoftheboys: mastera6: A teaching collar otherwise known as a behaviour modification tool. “I know chastity has been difficult for you, but you need to stop humping the mailman’s leg in pup mode. I am getting the weirdest letters from
HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
submissivecumslut: Mmm I wanna get fucked by the mailman!!
kentuckymud: hell-yeah-ima-hick: theycallmemiketaylor: i’ll see you in hell you mailman piece of shit this is what you get for not telling me who is a good boy? Here kitty kitty
analisfun69: humansofnewyork: “I want to be a mailman so I can let people know when it’s their birthday.” THIS IS SO CUTE
auctionhouse69: She just wanted a weekend alone in her cottage to relax for the week. Then the creepy mailman learned about the trip and decided she needed some company. At then end of the week, she will be taken to the market and sold.
69mandingo: lovemylovebuttons: Is that you at the front door? :) Come in - I am very ready for you.. What’s that the Plumber or Mailman at the door, I’m standing at waiting at the back door:)
Today, I fucked up by… mistaking the mailman for my mother
sativa-mermaid: Literally from our mailman 📬
lookatmyhusbandswifesbody: Femdom exhibitionist Window: Getting caught in front of an open window blind by a tourist, the mailman, UPS, lawn guy, pool boy, a stranger or even more fun, the paperboy is always a thrill. In hotels it’s fun for me when
Am I doing this right? If so its the mailman request. My fist time doing this so i hope it works.
thatsthat24: humansofnewyork: “I want to be a mailman so I can let people know when it’s their birthday.” His smile just healed me.
rosalarian: jasminekor: A lot of people have given Garnet grief for some perceived hypocrisy in the above screenshots. Sure, Garnet says this now that she’s being lusted after by some creepy mailman, but back when Ruby and Sapphire first met all
