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apocalyptic-mailman: tikkunolamorgtfo: arratik: tikkunolamorgtfo: solacekames: tikkunolamorgtfo: aunclesquishy: jewish-privilege: Gloria Allred was not born or raised in New York. Gloria Allred does not live or practice in New York. Gosh! I
apocalyptic-mailman: when are people (liberals mostly but also some leftists too) gonna understand that the drug war was never about drugs and that it needs to be understood as a 45-year-long counterinsurgency operation that aimed to preserve the American
amoying: zubat: You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman. if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag
awwww-cute: The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
humansofnewyork: “I want to be a mailman so I can let people know when it’s their birthday.”
chaos-chaos-chaos-x: Me waiting for the mailman to deliver my copy of All Star Battle.
jodiefoster: my favorite thing to do is give validation and reassurance. i want everyone to feel loved. the bird that just flew past my window? adorable. and what a voice! the woman that jogs past my house everyday? i’m proud of her. the mailman that
tawkwardturtle: thefuuuucomics: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL! I’m pretty sure
terrordactylsftw: weloveshortvideos: British Mailman Meets a Very Friendly Cat This makes me so happy.
dolpfinnlove: fadetouchedskin: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: jasminekor: A lot of people have given Garnet grief for some perceived hypocrisy in the above screenshots. Sure, Garnet says this now that she’s being lusted after by some creepy mailman,
theycallmemiketaylor: i’ll see you in hell you mailman piece of shit
terriamon: mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot* me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
hermionously: ruinedchildhood: When you’re home and the mailman doesn’t knock and leaves the package at the door Introverts, on the other hand….
You’re scratching your head, you’re barking at the mailman and you’re playing fetch!
weloveshortvideos: British Mailman Meets a Very Friendly Cat
east-idegengar: xenavreth: erasingizzy: thiasthedark: butts-isnt-an-emotion-asshat: suffren: lnternetpolice: slenderman becomes a lawyer he is defenderman slenderman becomes a kitchen appliance he is blenderman slenderman becomes a mailman he
chernobog8: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
deadjosey: 4gifs: Russian mailman getting shit done
apocalyptic-mailman: isn’t the whole capitalist justification for why owners should be rich “well they take the risk!” but then when push comes to shove and the company’s going under, their first priority is always giving themselves a golden
heroesandvidya: bidoof: remake of the twilight movies BUT bella is replaced with a 65 year old retired mailman from brooklyn named danny who constantly refers to edward as “a dracula” “YO! Eddie boy, yous tellin’ me, that you is some kinda…Dracula?”
english-history-trip: cryptid-coalition: hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why
pxnkxe:pinkie pie: if you kill someone in a living room, can you still call it a living room?sunset: no, go to sleeppinkie pie: who delivers the mailman’s mail?sunset: i love you and all, but please go to sleeppinkie pie: …sunset: …pinkie pie: if
shitpostgenerator: reblog to get kicked by the evil mailman
zanmadyne: whatsalewd:I may have bit off more than I can chew this time. … That mailman jammed his giant load right in her face
terriamon: my mailman when i order another cinder block
bidoof: remake of the twilight movies BUT bella is replaced with a 65 year old retired mailman from brooklyn named danny who constantly refers to edward as “a dracula”
timetickticksaway: timetickticksaway: i don’t understand the memes about death stranding being incomprehensible. it’s very simple. you are a mailman and you deliver packages. that’s all there is to it.
thethingswelookat: midwestcockhound: southernfun: I have a big package for ya. I wish my mailman looked like this… Right would service him during his route.
brodingles: I’m in love with the mailman
delaynez: but what if jamie the mailman only told steven his love letter was for his “mysterious friend with the cool shades” and steven assumed it was for garnet when its really for buck?
kittydenied: My mailman must be getting tired from delivering all these new toys… But I figure that if I have to be plugged and uncomfortable, may as well look cute doing it. Looking forward to further instructions from Sir. :)
kitty-clitty: No sissy should say “I can’t eat my own cum” or “I lose the desire to swallow my own cum". Eating cum is our fucking job. That’s like a mailman saying “I don’t know about delivering this mail”. We are faggots, cum dumps,
camillamacaulayy: grinchtaire: camillamacaulayy: accidentally picked the wrong seats in an airplane/theater au? hugged the wrong person from behind au? wrong person waved back au??? TOOK THE WRONG COFFEE ORDER AU THE MAILMAN DELIVERED A WEIRD
rosalarian: jasminekor: A lot of people have given Garnet grief for some perceived hypocrisy in the above screenshots. Sure, Garnet says this now that she’s being lusted after by some creepy mailman, but back when Ruby and Sapphire first met all
jasminekor: A lot of people have given Garnet grief for some perceived hypocrisy in the above screenshots. Sure, Garnet says this now that she’s being lusted after by some creepy mailman, but back when Ruby and Sapphire first met all it took was
apocalyptic-mailman: sodomymcscurvylegs: tachyon-at-rest: piratebay-premium: blood-and-pastry: in-adjective-carcosa: orasgiveaways: the-future-now: That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against
the-absolute-funniest-posts: raideo: h-u-m-o-u-r: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
cheatingandbreakupsluts:Your daughter welcomed the mailman wearing the lingerie she used your credit card to buy. mmmmmm
yellowcrayonwillow: Hi please watch this poor mailman get attacked by a cat it’s v. important
highkeygay: wake up open the curtains take a shower then dry my hair come down stairs ready for breakfast greet the mailman
yourmilkdoll:looking cute for my mailman🧚🏻♀️💕✨
