lol the text
NSFW Tumblr
find lol the text on porn pin board
lol the text clips
“sry hun, was snooping in ur room,” the text from his mother said. “found pills. was curious LOL”Mark was horrified at first, but couldn’t ignore the rise of his erection. What else was the call of a Daddy if not to fuck
ashandj: This just happened today!!! Good job “blurring out” the photo. Lol Awesome!
My wife and your bull … We are Brazilian and this is the translation:“Already agreed? but I’m one cuckold lol just know everything at the end”“Cumshot for his wife”
Why everyone should masturbate (Since the anons are so curious about the idea of a girl masturbating, LOL)
All hail the Queen of Creep Control :)
I’m sure the staff enjoyed serving you ;)
Comment of the week! lol, thanks, the gifs set is here
Here u go…tit picture of me…have little drops of water coming off them…sure wish it was cum…of course then I would be trying to catch the dripping cum with my finger so I can taste my sweet salty reward…lol…would
Here is the picture of my ass…so r u an ass man now or a boob man????;0 Oh now u want me to spread my legs a little further apart??? U r getting quite demanding…lol…R u hoping to get another peak at my pussy?????;0
Omggg mommm.. lmao She says she asked because of the plant in the corner lolllll
askcelia: I give excellent gifts! (OOC: looking at it again the second panel’s really hard to read/the text is randomly really low LOL… “But… We’ve been friends for so long… Maybe I should…”) D'awwwwwwww! OTP FTL QQ <3
ohheyitsjazo: Too soon! (via 19930525) bwuahhaha @ the text, not the picture!! lol the song is tight, but its funny how ppl fantasize about airplanes being shooting stars, no offense to you guys that do tho its cooo…
A little HC of mine [one of many, plus it’s a very new one] that Papyrus is actually Gaster’s body, and the goop Gaster is the mind. That’s also why he doesn’t have the asterisk on the front of his text.Sans had to raise him from zero, after the
Oh, also I am making Underswap Papyrus body pillow design which will be free to do download and print for oneself. [I’m making it as a test on bodypillows lol]a preview lol, I think I’ll be streaming the coloring after I finish the lines which are
obsessedwithoverthinking: artemispanthar: tbh while it super disappointed me I do kinda respect the Final Fantasy 7 Remake for being, like, the absolute best and most fun gaming experience I’ve had in a long time for like 99% of it only to full on
just wanted to say: thank you all for the recent support of my smut making, your tags, comments and messages give me lifeblood, I’m honoured y'all can vibe with this hellish blog I’ve created, but also want to apologise for the lack of recent content
Thank you everyone ! I hope this didn’t look like I was out to get asspats or anything lol (´ ω`;;)tbh my thin lines were one of the things I liked the most about my style I suppose? I think I started using them more when my biggest aspiration
As much as I appreciate the gesture, as well as dislike my stuff being reposted without at least a source..there isnt really…. a lot I can do about it lol ?If its been reblogged enough times, its sort of pointless to go demanding the OP to either
Road trips are always fun, I got spitted on, slapped around and pissed on in traffic. Don’t ask how we managed but it was hot as fuck. I gave road head for the first time yesterday and it was such an adrenaline rush. Hehe I’m such an angel
Random Omo curseWhat if a person got cursed and could only go to the bathroom to pee if someone asks them if they have to go and physically takes them to the bathroom (idk, pretend it’s an embarrassment curse just to make them embarrassed lol), but
thisiskindafucked: Library omo prompts Hey but seriously, think about this.- Accidental wetting/leaking in a library setting where it’s so quiet every drop can be heard like it’s 1000lbs on the floor.-Someone loosing control in the middle of an aisle
sapphroses: arealm: take this test and put in the tags which trait you scored the highest on!! mine is openness im dying at this being marketed here as just another “fun tumblr personality text uwu” when it’s one of the most accredited personality
… people who respond this way… need to look at themselves… not the person who said “k”. lol Fuckin’ calm down…
I'm the Doctor.
tokiosunset: Important OTP question: which one sends cute good-morning texts and which one replies to them angrily because ‘it’s not even seven yet fuck off’?
Hello, I'm the Doctor
degvusserr: unknownforeverx: LOL the last one Fucking hell if I would’ve texted that to my mom I wouldn’t be here right now. The fuck is wrong with y’all’s parents???
theodorepython: rameninblack: something is seriously wrong with these icons like the designs make 0 sense they are not indicative of their function (with the exception of text, link and video) the icons for link and chat are virtually identical
reapersun: ~Click for full res NSFW (1) & (2)~ 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge 29: First Time (in a flash back lol) Previous - Next Check tags for content warnings. Please do not repost or edit the linked image into the text. May not work on mobile.
butter-t: Text on the cover says“Alcohol or woman, it will be a waste if you don’t have a taste right?”But… there’s only cover! There is no content!! (LOL)The reason I draw this is because I want to draw one ever since I saw Drake’s new costume
teddybdaprime: takingg-chances: What Happens If You Text Your Parents Pretending To Be A Drug Dealer? Lol I wanna do this but I’m slick scared man… Black parent problems.. The realest shit on tumblr is in that last comment^^
“ It wasn’t easy, but she’s not here for easy work. There were more than she expected since (…)” [Full text available with the pic]Secret Agent Miss Fortune! This was a non-lol girl Week!! As always, the full colour one is available
Don’t touch the Cait Spanish text for the sketch part xd
I check the craigslist missed connections in my area. Just because I wanna recognize the situation and have documented proof that a stranger found me attractive. Yes I know it was probably someone not that attractive/creepy.Still counts
ruhruhraffy: ok hmm whoever made this is kinda funny cuz the text says “early IN the morning” but on the phone it says 9:13 p.m. O_o lol lmfao! XD
When the boyfriend is on vacation I miss him so much that I bother the shit out of him
archatlas: Texts From Your Existentialist April Eileen Henry lol. The abyss was staring at the dude behind her.
decepticons:*acts like a freak and flirts with u in the text messages* *acts mean and roasts u all the time when we together in person* Lol semi accurate
and like when I saw him he spent 4 hours just talking to me at the coffee shop which pushed his other plans late which is HUGE from him that he lost track of time talking to me but I just miss seeing him and adventures and smiling (he says I have cute
darfin is the king of dad jokes and he apparently a certain joke was so good that he texted me at 3 in the morning to tell me it
i just realized my typing quirk usually on text posts i never capitalize the first letter, but i usually do on the next sentence after a period. Like this. Also I put a space after exclamation marks !
femdomphonemistressjenna11: Who knows you could cum and go at the same time LOL! Genius. Especially considering the top sign is (deliberately?) misinterpreting the text (which is why they don’t bother quoting it?).Heavenly bodies.
Forget it: Cross off the ones you've done (don't judge)
ridiculous-dilettante: grapefruitfromfrance: pigfacedlady: Your text is big and scary and red, i’ll admit, but without evidence to back up these claims big and red is all you are! Yeah I? Checked out all of those texts in the staff post and I’m
my new eye candy is the IT guy even though he grown & don’t pay me no mind
A lot of black guys on cam want me to use the n word during private shows & I mean the r at the end too & I’m just like
save your breathe & unfollow me now lmfao peep the his bio
I had sex last night with my tattoo guy again & 1. I couldn’t get wet for the guy & 2. I didn’t get off….I think I’m broken lol
Either I’m going crazy or idk wtf cause I walk back to my car in the driveway & all my windows are completely down including the sun roof & I don’t remember doing that…
Dude one more thing I don’t miss about my ex is how he always wanted to be out in the middle of the night ERRMAGAWD it was exhausting like ya gurl loves to sleep ya know?
I finished Yuri On Ice and I was pissed at the ending cause it wasn’t cheesy, wtf
I just wanna see into the future to know if I’d be a good stripper and see if it’s worth the struggle lol
It’s always men with the darkest & hairiest assholes that judge women by her private’s appearance
This dude asked me on a date & I let him know I’m not interested in a relationship anytime soon so I turned him down. He hits me back with the “who said anything about a relationship? lol”OKAY WHATS THE END GOAL OF DATING??He says “oh I guess
Am I the only girl that feels self conscious driving when a guy is in the car? lol
Last year I hit a car cause I made a wide left turn out of the parking garage so right now I tried making a sharper turn and instead i ate the curb & if that doesn’t make you feel like a dork idk what will lol
Question, has ANY girl ever got the reply she wanted after posting a sad ass quote? lol