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The Best Ex Texts Of All Time
The fun thing about a long queue is that I typically bulk queue fanart for new stuff I’m into so in like a year or whatever when it ends up getting posted you can tell what I was super into at that time, but what I’m into currently? It is a mystery!
i should draw more SFW fan art because i actually do love and respect the characters and don’t want to be seen as purely sexualizing em all, lol
Excuse me while I post all the pictures of my trip lol
Someone send me the Logan Paul video so I don’t have to look for it lol
I like cutting off a guy from my team cause I get that newly “single” high without the depression afterwards lol
How come they clarify “natural life” in court sentancing? Do the judges know something we don’t?
took an L with the Travis Scott shoes lol
Getting settled into the new house has been a longer process than I thought since I’m working full time lol it’s been 2 weeks & there’s just boxes everywhere !
*opens submissions* *dick pics pour in* LOL I guess people don’t know how to read guidelines? Like what makes you think my followers and I want to see your unimpressive dick? I dont get the whole logic behind it. Like do guys really think that
Me: I’m gonna make a small cute omo scenario text post. Just a little cute paragraph, straight to the point 😊💛Me: 1 hour later with a 500 page book that’s a trilogy plus long ass bonus special*-.. fUCK!
rapldashing: I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
snarkydiscolizard:snarkydiscolizard:IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.here, by request of more than one person:
cosbyykidd: me: *sees porn on the dash*me: this is disgus-me: ….where are my headphones?
captainjaymerica: kaalashnikov: Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself. We’re not gonna breeze
magilewd: Texts of Interest: Where Root is the worst and/or maybe you shouldn’t leave your phone lying around after sex Shaw, just saying. [½]
textsfromsuperheroes: The Best of Luke Cage on Texts From Superheroes (No Season 2 Spoilers) 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. Keep reading
How fast the sign responds to texts/snapchats
whittneydoll: iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d: SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT FULL MATURE. FULL EXPERIENCE.
sonypraystation: sonypraystation: ol girl just texted me at 2 in the morning.if im not diggin in her guts by sunrise im deletin this whol blog how you delete on mobile
freakingthe-fuck-out: gringophobia: I’m so petty, for almost no reason whatsoever, I’ll block your number, then hit you up a week later like “why haven’t you been replying????” and when you say “i been texting, you the one who ain’t reply”
boyofzoot: one time i hit one of my plugs up like “aye im tryna cop a pack” and then i get a text back saying “this is his girl, he’s in jail” i was almost on the verge of tears. I was absolutely frustrated, he was my best weedman. then i
goldenpoc: anaiah-zaccai: briaisbatman: grandpaq: chrissongzzz: Good question 😂😂 I’m sayin. I don’t even text back after “that’s wassup” 😂😂 Isn’t it up to both people to make the conversation interesting though? Anyway,
kimreesesdaughter: bigchiefatl: liquidlimits: go-h0e-or-go-h0me: tarynel: princecarlton: thatpettyblackgirl: Lmaoooooooo Bro I would’ve left the scene immediately following that text. If bruh wanna be a GTA character that’s on him Man
joner: hotmeat89: joner: hotmeat89: what does it mean when she sends you a pic of her pussy with the caption come fuck this pussy?????? snapchat or text message she’s in my room asking me to fuck her what does this mean Shit homes that could
Did I mention that I’m still drunk and ids 10:30 in the morning? Kay I’m going to sleep now lol
so annoyin when your card gets rejected at the petrol station after you’ve filled up your car, hold on a minute I’ll go suck it out for u
corgiaddict: imnotdeadyet13: ALL THE CORGIS!!! I say this at least once a day.
just waiting for the obligatory “happy new years!” texts that i’ll receive from people who could give two shits about me LOL
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taint3edcakes: clutch-god: hwun: weedstoner: danascul1y: Imagine being in a relationship like this….. right? like this is just sad…. I’m the blue text Lol yall trippin this would be a funny relationship Lol this so petty and seems exhausting
yummum109: The text ballad of C.J and Alex by yummum109/Me!lol Making these is fun and people tell me i should do more so hear is a little story i put together quickly tonight x hope u like …let me knowMy 3rd text story,My 1st text postMy 2nd text
Kinda proud of myself for not hitting the post limit these past few days
How sad is it that the only reason your man isn’t cheating on you with me is because I’m a snitch
Rob is so cute lol He fell asleep talking on the phone with me
So last night I found out 2 dudes I know are going around saying they had sex with me….one has never even had me to himself, we’ve always been out in a group & the other ate my ass but he ain’t even fuck…so wth lol
So last night I invited over a guy I met at the bar last year that my cousins and I called “hat guy” lol I asked for his snapchat but we never really talked till a few days ago and it’s been nothing but good conversation & I told him about my
I changed my blogs visibility setting so people are gonna be coming out the woodwork
Last night I just Netflix, chilled & smoked with Marissa & I crashed out all early on the couch lol
I hope the Cowboys lose on Monday 🙃
I don’t think it’s even been 2 weeks since the last time I got laid but if I don’t get laid tonight I might lose my mind
I queefed during one of my private shows on cam & it scared the guy off 😂😂😂😂 I’m still weak about it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
the hentai that put me to sleep tonight
Don’t forget the gouch 🗣
You ever bought to hook up & slip off your sandals n worry the bottom of your feet dirty? Or is that just me? Lol
I had a pulled pork bowl for lunch today & it was the best thing that’s ever been in my mouth this month tbh
Snapchat is so annoying lol Like quit fucking with the layout already!!!
I’m tryna get this girl that I think doesn’t like me to do my eyebrows again cause like she’s the only good eyebrow threader in my hood
My Premium is so dope cause it’s like girl next door sending you nudes and not all staged n shit all the time
@ruinedmami & I have the weirdest friendship but I wish she lived closer so we could brunch and talk about conspiracy theories lol
Rihanna is writing new music post break up & I’m already here for the empowering music!
Are the people that grew up on Jackass & Bam Margera really offended by Jake Paul?
I miss being able to talk to him about the Avenger movies :/ Who tf am I suppose to tag under trailers now lol
My dude barked in the courtroom tryna prove a point
Wow the scene in Handmaids Tale reminded me of my dry spell lol
I’ve simply never ever ever seen a woman on the internet & decided ykno what…I should anonymously talk down to her lol clown behavior
sometimes I wanna do porn on onlyfans to pay off stuff & pay for the wedding lol
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