lol the text
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find lol the text on porn pin board
lol the text clips
good-dog-girls: So my girlfriend and I got a new queen sized bed for Christmas, so we have a bit more room for play, (those are in fact under-bed restraints in the pic, and t hey are wonderful) and for sleeping in general. Unfortunately the rails we bough
fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from lime green, dark green and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “GO INTO WORK AS CASHIER.”Bottom Text:
fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “Retail Workers”Bottom Text: “Apparently,
Messy sketches, sorry for this, but I know that I’m not going to finish all them and I want you to see them even if them are unfinished ;_; Don’t try to read the text because they are probably wrong or SOMETHING D//: I drew all this the
Lol, the fuck was going on while I was sleeping?
Oh shit mothafuck goddamn! Considering I made this blog public a few months ago, that was startlingly fast lol Thanks for all the follows gais n gals (´･ω･`)
WTF? For your sake read the text first!
I’m sorry that the drawpile ended so suddenly, my friend’s comp put itself to sleep thus ending it :”Dbut hoooo boiii, it was stressful for me af lol, but now at least I can join piles again [turns out I had to update my drawpile lol]but, here’s
Lord give me the strength to not let this guy (that I went on 2 dates with) get the best of me
No more nipple piercings, got the other one slapped off last night and I was too tired to put it back in so it closed. Lol currently at the hair salon getting my hair done, I think it was a bad idea to wear shorts bc you can see bite bruises along my
I use to follow this blog on my other blog of a guy who would make little costumes for his dick and it was the most hilarious thing ever I just forgot his username :/ if anyone knows, I’d greatly appreciate it lol
You ever have those fuck sessions that go on aaaaaall night long? Those are the best. Despite being tired all day. Lol
You know you had a good time at a show, when you wake up all sore with random bruises the next day. Lol holy shit Testament was great last night. By far the most chaotic show I have gone to. I think I took an elbow to the tit in the pit last night bc
Side note: Who the fuck decides to use a leaf blower in their yard at 1:50 in the morning. Wtf neighbor?!?! You nut job. Blehh. I can’t sleep but not because of my nut job neighbor, but bc I’m not sleepy at aaall and I’m horny as hell. Lol I’m
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.
sirlightbulb: Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
I stg i’ve had to unfollow so many people because they reblogged that fucking piece of shit art lol. The guy who made it can go eat shit tbh
try-and-phaze-me replied to your photo: I FOUND A PICTURE OF MY FAVORITE POSITION! BUT I… ive heard it as the “tight squeeze” lol but its my favorite tooo ;) Very poor use of the winky face, my friend. Lookin’ to get the banhammer,
the–witchmaker : It’s still considered vore, lol. It’s hard vore. Soft vore is what usually comes to mind when people say vore (swallowing live prey whole). Hard vore is the realistic, gory stuff, like this. (I personally hate soft
@everyone who is messaging me about the link on Affogato leading to Macchiato, that’s actually intentional, they’re part of the same story lol. I just forgot to include it on Au Lait because I’m dumb haha
lol… I am HYPER fucking curious about the circumstances here…
fuck-benedict: maplehoofs: fuck-benedict: I JUST WANTED TO SING THE ALPHABET I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS Ironically, what you wanted instead was the D. get out
Gross. Lol Well I had fun last night guys. Tequila and beer and study time with the coworkers. Yeah n__n Sorry about my drunken rants. Lol I’m going to delete those.
I’ve been the laziest sack of shit today and I look like shit. Sigh, time to get dressed and take my aunt to the store. Why are my aunt’s crazy, and don’t drive? Well I understand one, because she’s epileptic. Idk….lol
He’s literally the cutest guy I’ve ever talked to. I like him so much I’m acting like a 14 year old girl. -_- No lie though, he’s the cutest! Ugh…..lol
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arandomwhitedude: If ur about to cum early u gotta slow the stroke down. If ur goin 70 mph u needa chill and school zone the pussy. U gotta start thinkin about anything and everything but her vagina. Think about that holographic mewtwo card you got in
blastortoise: I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker
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everythingbadgirlss: Bow wow: my wife got me at the nail salon. She crazy, I love her. (He about to pay for her 350 dollar nails) Erica text to Cyn: yea I’m getting my nails done this dumb nigga about to pay for them:) lol g2g love you bae. Erica
So I got a text from a wrong number the other day and I decided to mess with them because I'm a terrible person...
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undereyelouisvuittons: undereyelouisvuittons: The shame and panic u feel on iMessage when you’re trying to find the perfect emoji and you’re taking too long and they can see u typing for 4 minutes for a one sentence text I need to hit a wider audience
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terriblecacti:Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone,
nightmare116: john-x-doe: wanderingw0lf13: zackisontumblr: uhh…. yoooooooooooooooooooooooo what in the fuck Judging by the “oh boy” this ain’t the first wild text she’s sent him What a favor, indeed Did he do it though?
jehovahhthickness: molotov-cocktease: countmackulla: LMAOOOOO “The text man” ⚰️⚰️
hyrude: this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤
Black Tumblr come hither
so i just made a new blog, mostly for my personal posts (the ones i tag “life”) and i’m just going to reblog them on there. and i’ll write other stuff. basically it will be like a condensed version of this blog, with the text posts
Lol “quit depending on the modern world” why can I longer see the text post? Was it deleted?
To settle with what I know Or to choose adventure To wait for life to come Or to go all out for it To play on the safe side Or embrace my true essence In the end…I know what I want 𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖇𝖞𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘
I hit up my ex with intentions of burying the hatchet because I don’t want any animosity between us but I got finessed and ignored lol I realized it didn’t bother me. It always use to upset me after a break up my ex’s use to say the foulest rumors
when the boy @ the club keeps calling you “sexii” but then you shoot him down
The sex work I do is lowkey kinda lame. Think about it, I’m at home by myself recording myself to things to myself and stopping in between to reposition or fix the angle or lighting hahaha It’s not all exciting like stripping on a pole while
Must. Not. Double. Text
Yo I can’t even make this shit up, this is the “stalkers are a compliment” dude that got blocked the other day from my Premium
It’s always the guys that bout to cum in the first 3 strokes that wanna turn around & say “she’s easy”didn’t call me easy when you was moanin how tight it was
People really mad under Lena the Plug’s comments cause she decided not to put out a sex tape after 1mill subscribers 😂 like y’all really arguing “it’s about the principle” like she signed a contract or sum just cause people hit a button on
Am I the only one that gets amusement from making a guy nut while I’m riding ?
The only begging I do, is in the bedroom
You ever in the mood to watch other people fuck? & not like porn but a couple your age, or is it just me?
It’s 5am the morning of the day I finally made plans and I already regret everything
Laaaawd give me the strength to apply all the tumblr quotes I reblog, into my real life
last night was so fun, I put on a tiny cow maid outfit. very UwU lol I gave him head at the edge of the bed, sucking his balls, & using 2 hands to stroke. I rubbed coconut oil on my titties & titty fucked him, my first time ever doing that! while
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