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princess-of-nope: hannah-the-small: bodaciousbox: devoted-royal-scientist: silverskye13: frozenhaart: ticcytx: artists friends problems Literally me and friends, love them! @teadroplet it’s us @mayucva, @atatteredsoul, @will-o-wisque
smileandsuckitup: captalias: My school’s financial aid office is literally telling us to stop eating lunch so we can pay for our education. What the actual fuck.
sneakymedulla: cantstopwontstopdestinytrash: PSA VOTING THIRD PARTY IS LITERALLY FUCKING US OVER PLS DON’T. IT DOESN’T WORK. IT NEVER WORKS.
onlyusmen: 2hot2bstr8: He is SO sexy it’s UNREAL❤❤❤ Literally I would do WHATEVER HE WANTED. He has to be one of the top 10 sexiest guys I’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life!!!!! -Follow For More at Only Us Men
ilovemyhotfloridawife: Great exhibitionist shot of my wife teasing literally 200 rooms with a clear view of our extended balcony! Like I mentioned on a prior picture, the guy above us was in on the fun (without my wife knowing) He told me he didn’t
21st-digit: Whilst I realise ‘Ploy’s’ name sounds like a type of water based glue… …I’d love to get ‘stuck in her’… um… not literally, that’s not a hospital visit that either of us would enjoy.
blogsweetbriar: wow, Wow, WoW, WOW !!! Our (blogster & Followers’) good friend, the EVER-COCKACIOUS Clyde W sends us this NEW YEARS GREETING in a photo-style that (literally) only Clyde Baby can produce !!! Only a truly inspired, widely
thebodyasconduit: But once we apprehend the literal as a language, once things around us reveal depths of meaning, we are involved in the sense of Creation ourselves, and in our human terms, this is Poetry, Making, the inner Fiction of Consciousness.
seaweedick: do you ever realize how fucking weak humans are like put us in a ring with literally any animal and we die faster than romney’s dreams on election night
i-married-josh-balz: I like when people who aren’t from Canada don’t know what poutine is. It’s literally the best thing you will ever have in you entire life. I had a friend from the US who ate gravy and cheese on fries without knowing that
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
thereisnothingicantbe: My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago
jethrocane: shinjigraham: ejacutastic: “boobs were made for men not for feeding babies!!!!!!!!!! stop using boobs for anything other than pleasing us!!!” oh my gOD BOOBS LITERALLY WERE MADE FOR BREASTFEEDING
sanguineheavens: yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were
incredulousbeliever: dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
ohbirrd: doulaness: militant-tendency: Women have hair all over their bodies. Their arms, their legs, their backs, their necks, their cheeks, their abdomens, their chests, everywhere. Why does this shock people. Because most of us see literally zero
childofgloom: mildlyamused: incredulousbeliever: dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only
pyxis-nautica: stonecoldstunning: I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO ME THAT DONALD WAS WITH THE US ARMED
stephenhawqueen: the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can
captalias: My school’s financial aid office is literally telling us to stop eating lunch so we can pay for our education.
buyobuyoeffect:everyone reblogging those XKIT GUY SAVE US I HOPE THE XKIT GUY FIXES THIS XDDDD posts can go fuck themselves bc we literally drove the man to a mental break by circulating an accusation of him of being a SEXUAL PREDATOR. with no fucking
living-with-defiance: I was at an army camp the other day for school and one of the army officers was trying to get us to move or something so he shouted “LAST ONE OUT OF HERE IS A GAY BOY” and literally nobody moved. Not one single person. We just
sherlockbringthejam: kittenskaboodles: ianthe: headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless
claryfairhild: i’m so done with the way girls in twenties are treated. i’m so done with people who literally create timetable for us. 20- 24 find a guy, 24-26 make him propose to you, 27-29 get married. i’m so done. i’m do not want to get 2
myotpisgay: myotpisgay: y’all please evacuate don’t be stubborn As a Floridian who’s been through this a million times, listen to me. A category 3 hit us before and we were out of power for two weeks and Florida cities are literally BUILT for
champagnemoon: Beauty standards are so wild tbh Tabria Majors is literally a goddess among us and is getting dragged daily by Sports Illustrated’s cave men followers
naughtymarriage: naughtymarriage: Wifeys eye contact is crucial. Can literally make me cum in my pants 😍😍😍 HUGE SALE ON VIDEOS!!! DM US FOR MORE INFO 💋
freebecauseofhe: closetoalmosthere: When we’re young our parents embarrass us… But there gets to be a point where we start to embarrass them… This was literally the greatest.
also humans are seriously fetal-level neotenous, so i figure a lot of animals see us as literally giant, muscular babies
freedummring: cubebreaker: This helpful guide about what 200 calories looks like reminds us just how much healthy food we’re giving up each time we have a treat. yeah, asshole. how dare you eat an order of french fries when you could have literally
s-speakeasy: sanguisette:Dear people:I realize this is astonishing to realize, but some people cannot type what they want to say in literally thirty seconds, plus, due to all of us on the other side of the screen having what we like to call bodies that
inguspls: parisiansunrisemoroccanmoonlight: terrasigillata: theinturnetexplorer: Healthcare in the US This is a fucking crime this is a country built on crime….. WHAAAAAAT THE FUUUUCK This is why I just ignore things unless I am literally in
cal1brations: so my friend said very loudly to me, with a group of other history majors “yeah i’m not gonna vote bc i’m sure hillary will win” literally all six of us looked at her and said “vote” and she goes “ehhh, maybe i will,
I just want everyone to know that me and @bronamicode are literally just laying in my bed, scrolling through our feeds right now. Y'all are killing us this morning with these posts.
claryfairhild:i’m so done with the way girls in twenties are treated. i’m so done with people who literally create timetable for us. 20- 24 find a guy, 24-26 make him propose to you, 27-29 get married. i’m so done. i’m do not want to get 2 a.m
marvelcolm: I’M SO MAD WHY DO WE SHAME WOMEN FOR HAVING SEX IF IT WEREN’T FOR WOMEN HAVING SEX LITERALLY NONE OF US WOULD BY HERE RIGHT NOW
joey-2point0: society has literally conditioned us to hold our grades as a higher priority than our mental and physical wellbeing and if you dont think thats fucked up i dont know what is
discountshotacon: So the porn industry has reached a new level of fucked up as Pornhub is producing a mini series depicting Border patrol officers raping immigrant women on the US/Mexican border. THIS IS LITERALLY PROMOTING SEXUAL VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN,
blackhiiipstress: belleandthetardis: Adults on Facebook: “Be the change you wish to see in the world” Us: *protests injustice* Adults: Not like that. FUCKING LITERALLY.
fruitfish: forthelake: fruitfish: if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby think of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all But
stephenhawqueen:the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely
We went to Cheyenne Mountain state park which is literally just across the street from us. We only hiked about an hour but it was so nice and pretty out and I loved it. Perfect antidote to feeling bitchy and not getting enough sleep.
There was an active shooter/standoff situation literally right behind my house last night and to say I’m anxious about it is an understatement 🙃 just me and the baby and my sister in this house and it was up to me to protect us if something had
certuries: stephenhawqueen: the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country.
destinyrush: We are literally saying “Stop killing us.”, but then there are some white people saying “But..”
realgothdad: littlekingcorona: Bernie save us from these republicans Like doesn’t it blow your mind to realize that these few words can ignite such rage in some people? Like he’s literally the only one out here like “I believe these people who
poehlerqueen: myassblaster: the last one what I really like about this, is that they’ve included Jaden Smith, who is a youth, and he is talking on behalf of us, speaking the truth. But literally all we see in the media about Jaden is that him and
iloveyoutheycannottakeit: ianthe: headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless you experience
lanadelrose: vodkakilledtheteens: 80s-90s-supermodels: “Beauty Sleep”, Vogue US, January 1991Photographer : Irving Penn aw This is literally me every night.
darkenvy97: jasminejenkins: ✖️Literally how I react when I get bullshit for liking anime, like seriously it’s something I enjoy so go suck a squid for fucks sake ✖️ paradoxalteddybear this is us ;)
genotype1002: jtalla: I feel attacked @ruckmesoftly @paradoxalteddybear lmao us af Why you gotta call me out like that lmao. I literally did this the other day
