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kalories: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
ianthe: headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless you experience my penis I just choked
catalyzinger: trottbags: I am literally at my happiest at the nude beach Beautiful beach - cant wait to see where summer takes us.
incredulousbeliever: dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the
micthemicrophone: Literally the two of us debating about pokemon. This always happens and I love it.
weloveblackgirls: 40zandretros: theblackamericanprincess: theogblackjesus: bapejesus: suburban-chresanto: this could be us but you playin’ Omggg best one I seen. Yassssss this is THEE one. Tootsie ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I literally kid
the-windy-kid: thatnellykid: [source: part 1, part 2] In Australia, call 13 11 14 In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354 In the US, call 1 800 273 8255 In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41 i am literally crying and you caNNOT DO THIS TO ME.
growlift: bootyconstruction: recaito: literally me in an argument about aave VHS I love the 90s was a gem VH1*^ lol come back to us
socialistexan: Election 2016: White Christians vs literally everyone else. http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/11/08/us/politics/election-exit-polls.html?_r=0
agaveleaf: ghettoinuyasha: blackness-by-your-side: History teaches us nothing. I’ve literally never heard of this This is from the German-American Bund’s 1939 “Mass Demonstration for True Americanism.” They rallied under the guise celebrating
ssansy: wheresanegg: old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense
tumbling4u2:We need cock. We literally have a hole between our legs designed to make a cock feel good enough to fill it with sperm, a period which we bleed during while our hole gets ready with new eggs for men to make babies with us for every single
stephenhawqueen: the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can
childofgloom: mildlyamused: incredulousbeliever: dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only
pyxis-nautica: stonecoldstunning: I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO ME THAT DONALD WAS WITH THE US ARMED
peaceful-moon:stephenhawqueen:the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country.
lewmzi: residentgoodgirl: when white europeans say “lmao americans are so dumb, how could they let this happen??” And in meanwhile I’m literally pulling my hair because I’ve been talking about this shit before brexit and us elections because
galacticpages: magnolia-noire: gluten-free-pussy: I read an article about how Millennials don’t carry cash on them and got annoyed and literally yesterday I was out with a group of friends and NONE of us had cash I mean if you get robbed you can
class-struggle-anarchism: class-struggle-anarchism: sums it all up really should have added: The US Department of Justice is literally prosecuting a woman for laughing at Jeff Sessions
autistic-sowachowski: unrelatableuserboxes: ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not
It's nice to have sex with someone who enjoys looking through tumblr with you and go "oh let's do that!"
sherlockbringthejam: kittenskaboodles: ianthe: headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless
dajo42: dajo42: being poly is nice but i literally accidentally scheduled two dates on the same night i was honest about it and now the three of us are going on one single date. maybe i just ruined every sitcom
basementfreestyle: burntpicasso: palabrasderesistencia: moon–cunt: vinebox:tarajihensons:bgcslave: realitytvshow: where is their oscar IM LITERALLY YELLING OUT LOUD THIS WAS AMAZING Crying Why does this remind me of us ??? blupoop “mass
skyakacielo: jtotheizzoe: brucesterling: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/africa-dwarfs-china-europe-and-the-u-s/ Always worth remembering that most of us have a (literally) skewed world view I would have never known
nobody understands how much i miss my best friend. 😭 i miss my fellow sagitarrius / wife. we say we’ll marry each other if neither of us find the right nigga. literally been inseparable since 8th grade. 😭 i miss her peruvian cooking, i miss
briannathestrange: baymax is literally all of us in robot form
teamnowalls: clarys: mother earth is literally committing suicide right now and y'all still think climate change is a hoax she aint killin haself she killing us nigga thats her white bloodcells in action
thesecretlifeofwateverthefthisis: xelamanrique318: im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life They done took us to church
senoritapancha: esoteric-homegirl: Me everyday LITERALLY THIS IS US itspugaputas luna-lee 💅✨💘👑
slavefantasies: biblogdude: dree18: Wet dream caught …hot as fuck💦💦 Cocks need to shoot Yes cocks need to shoot. This is a wet dream and it happens to us locked boys too. Look at how powerful the cum shots were. They literally flipped his cock
dvddyscorpio: Y’all remember? Do y’all remember when nsfw could post literally anything? That was the good ole days.. the interaction was crazy on here and now they limit us to only pics and gifs. Meanwhile they add a explicit feature tab on here
blackhiiipstress: belleandthetardis: Adults on Facebook: “Be the change you wish to see in the world” Us: *protests injustice* Adults: Not like that. FUCKING LITERALLY.
fruitfish:if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby think of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
realgothdad: littlekingcorona: Bernie save us from these republicans Like doesn’t it blow your mind to realize that these few words can ignite such rage in some people? Like he’s literally the only one out here like “I believe these people who
cheahandonions883: beyonslayed: like what the US gov’t did at Standing Rock was literal war in all but name and liberals are thanking Obama for declaring detente I ain’t thanking nobody but those protestors for fighting for a goal that NOBODY WANTED
girlgrowingsmall: Life lesson: celebrate when you’re done, not when you can see the finish line. Figurative and literal. A lot of us get close to our goals, then we start to relax and slow down because just seeing the light at the end of the tunnel
brodinsons: emthroney: lunchbox-philosopher: houseoflecter: US National Anthem in minor key. Can this be the trailer music for the next dystopian movie? literally goosebumps #cap 3 is going to be so intense #I can actually visualize a ”Death
captalias: My school’s financial aid office is literally telling us to stop eating lunch so we can pay for our education.
buyobuyoeffect:everyone reblogging those XKIT GUY SAVE US I HOPE THE XKIT GUY FIXES THIS XDDDD posts can go fuck themselves bc we literally drove the man to a mental break by circulating an accusation of him of being a SEXUAL PREDATOR. with no fucking
poehlerqueen: myassblaster: the last one what I really like about this, is that they’ve included Jaden Smith, who is a youth, and he is talking on behalf of us, speaking the truth. But literally all we see in the media about Jaden is that him and
if-it-takes-a-war-for-us-to-meet: You can literally feel how done Aaron Burr is with Alexander’s bullshit
nyxelestia: i-wear-the-cheese: hunterinabrowncoat: toxicrants: Guys, I realise most of you are US based and don’t realise this, but the next General Election in the UK will decide what we as a country want out of our system. We literally have
tearlessrain:the userbase when tumblr attempts literally any contemporary method to profit from us that has been highly effective on every other website:the userbase when tumblr implements the most deranged and masochistic series of features imaginable
2bimbomexsis: Memory of the day I told my church-going mom and my wormbook sister they would be the first in my new incest harem… literally. The next weekend my mom’s sister comes to visit us with her teenage twin daughters… Thank you “Hypno-Oedipus
bondage-slut: Anal only sluts ……giving us the prettiest and sloppiest pussies since forever. Literally dripping in anticipation of being filled up with cock, it’s the desperation we want to see.
sonic-chickenkitty-iou: music-is-what-unites-us: singingtoabrokenstereo: every person who reblogs this will get a definition of a random word in their askbox every single person. go. I’ve literally never been more excited. I’m curious.
thereisnothingicantbe: My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago
ihearttitanic: melisandre: Leo and I just hung on to each other for dear life. We had cigarettes hidden in the pockets of our costumes and the two of us literally were having conversations like ‘What would happen if we died?’ and I’d say things
australiansanta: why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
![the-windy-kid: thatnellykid: [source: part 1, part 2] In Australia, call 13 11 14 In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354 In the US, call 1 800 273 8255 In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41 i am literally crying and you caNNOT DO THIS TO ME.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e3bd08db5b0cac1299ca52dab2fd6f53/tumblr_ncmb7t6W4S1qzdr9ho5_250.jpg)
