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“u like em?” Is all the text said. I was frozen, staring at my naked older sister on my phone’s little screen. I had checked out her rack in the past, but never lusted after her before. But here I was, with my hand on my cock before
One of my followers stated he liked pictures of the underside of woman’s tits…so i snapped this photo before getting dressed…hope u like!!!:0 I am blogging from my phone…off on a mini vacation…no worries though…i
jaw-droppingwomen: lovethyhippie: jxnchuriki: I really try to smile more but oddly whenever I get my phone out to take a selfie my face remains to stay structured like this….. Don’t look like a real person Holy shit
snakepene: lavenderpanda: shemaleadmirer: tybaar: lavenderpanda: Zoey grabbed my phone earlier and took this for me :D also lol @ my tiny balls Dat butt <3 shall i treat u like a lady? How bout you treat me like the woman I am. I’m not your
When I got the picture on my phone at work, it took me a minute before I realized who they were - my wife, my daughter, and my sister. I re-checked the “from” - yeah, it was from my wife. Looks like someone said something and they finally
Today I don’t fell like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed, Don’t fell like pickin up my phone, So leave a message at the tone. ‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything… (Nothing at all) Bruno Mars - The Lazy
Masta I needs me a man like you in my life. The kind of man who tells me that I have been a nasty chocolate girl. Nasty because I been bringing my friends to the house and letting them watch how you use and breed me. Girls like me only really good
You are such a sexy boy, and I know sexy. Milfs like me enjoy the young ones. Sexy hot boys, and your mom is reduced to a puppet. That’s why you need a woman like me to show you everything you have been missing. Like when I lick my lips and
Why are men at clubs fucking weird :( After leaving a club, some guys followed my friends and I around the Casino we were at and insisted I should give my phone number to them because one guy said he liked my glasses LOL I mean my tits were out and I
danielkanhai: sometimes, when i want to really treat myself, i turn my phone brightness up juust a little bit. i feel like i’m splurging. like i’m living a king’s life. sometimes i turn it up all the way and i’m like, “this is what god’s
Idk what the omo god are trying to tell me… So it was like 1am and I was in bed and my phone stared ringing and it was my dad.. I was like what the heck?? And answered a confused hello??“Hey were you asleep?”“Uhhh no?? Whats up??”“Ok
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my
shadowraiku: lochnessmonsterofficial: lochnessmonsterofficial: Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie like if I put my phone alarm on full volume and vibrate and move the charger
totallynotagentphilcoulson: ikaricrossinglines: missveryvery: hahahah i saw this on my phone and i’m totally bawling because it’s like “hahah cute like the movie” but he has parkinsons so like…those shoes would be really useful for a guy
clubkayden: I am doing an iPhone photoset for my website. Except I really don’t feel like getting ready. So I am doing a set for my website with my phone blocking out my messy ponytail/no make-up get-up. Is this acceptable? Porn has cut greater corners.
fractionatedwriter:On my kneesMy phone buzzed. It was one of my favorite notifications to get as of late. It was him back again to empty my mind. To turn me in to his brainless toy. Lately I feel like my mind automatically starts to go fuzzy when he
missveryvery: hahahah i saw this on my phone and i’m totally bawling because it’s like “hahah cute like the movie” but he has parkinsons so like…those shoes would be really useful for a guy like him where tying your shoes is a pain in the ass??
gendosan: I hate when I’m looking at my phone and then someone asks me “who got you smiling like that ;)” like……….relax I’m laughing at memes it’s either memes or my own jokes
allkillernofiller: my mom just went outside and we heard this yell and she comes in and we were like what and shes like “i brought the tomato sauce outside instead of my phone”
enterracial: Dustin just randomly sends me this video through email when he knows I’m out to eat with my Dad and older brother who are in town! Lol I’m like hiding my phone as I watch his huge black cock swaying back and forth like it’s hypnotizing
avalaroux: the photo quality is absolute shit. i only have 5mp on my phone and no real camera. i live in like 2010 what is this…. i feel like myself in this makeup and FINALLY my hair cooperated!!!!!!! its doing the thing again! maybe now senpai
itsmandymo: My brother came up with the idea that Sans was a time cop, fixing all the timelines, and being pretty cool and un-lazy, before everything fell apart. So, here he is. (Also drawn on my phone, because, like Sans, I am lazy and I like to sit
thetallblacknerd: lucidnee: thetallblacknerd: lucidnee: thetallblacknerd: lucidnee: Tbh like tbh I complain about not gettin dick but it’s my fault cus i kno damn well I could text atleast 5 niggas in my phone rn nd be like come thru nd cum on
housewifeswag: angelface5vs4: My mother decided she wanted to look through my phone “to see if she likes it.” And there is a lot that she doesn’t need to see. Thankfully my background alone made my incredibly anti-gay mother uncomfortable enough
kitsandcollars: Hopefully I did this right (•ω• ❀) sorry for the low quality…my phone isn’t the best (this is my first time doing something like this, I hope you like it! I also hope you have a wonderful birthday!) I’m over 18 btwI’m
manicpixie100385791: Please excuse my shakey annoying voice, I promise it does not sound like this. You can’t hear Zayn ask if I’m busy tonight but you can hear my reply “No” and then Harry said something about my phone and to write my number
why do my internet crushes have to be either far away or in a relationship or both. like damn if i cant have you i’d like to stare at you, shit. and i can only do so thru my phone screen. so sad, so cold.
royalsiblings: I keep this video of my brother fucking my cunt on my phone… no one knows its us but me and him. I watch it all the time. I especially like putting it on during class, slipping my hand up my school uniform and masturbating to it with
Oh my god I dropped my phone on my face like I randomly do and it hurt my new lip piercing so damn much Kill me
lovethyhippie: jxnchuriki: I really try to smile more but oddly whenever I get my phone out to take a selfie my face remains to stay structured like this….. Don’t look like a real person
mutabear: Sorry for the mix-up, but I guess my son isn’t here. Reading through his phone was pretty interesting though. I had no idea that every time you came over to “study” that you were on your knees sucking him off like a pro. Seems like my
thisisbully: Went to the Apple Store today to tell them my phone keeps restarting and freezing and stuff the guy told me “many people don’t know that u have to turn off ur phone for 10 mins everyday to let it rest” I was like you tellin me I paid
steph-breezii25: prettyandmean: addictedtothe-thrill: Flip your phone upside down The upside diwn part is soooo trippy. Like what if the sky was beneath us and we feared falling into the sky??? Woah mind blown Almost fell thru my phone
upallnightogetloki: missveryvery: hahahah i saw this on my phone and i’m totally bawling because it’s like “hahah cute like the movie” but he has parkinsons so like…those shoes would be really useful for a guy like him where tying your shoes
I remember once my friends threw this party for me and got me like 20 smirnoff ice cause that’s all I drink so I drank like 5 and had jello shots and vodka gummy bears but I dropped my phone in the bowl of vodka soaked gummy bears and almost cried then
iamredrose100: want random long videos like this sent to your phone? or pictures or want to facetime me whenever and make me do nasty naughty things purchase my phone number 赨 its def worth it. we could maybe meet up also ;).
young-and-full-of-mistakes: -milkshakes-: -milkshakes-: i threw my phone in the snow guys lol Thats cold hearted to throw your phone like that
