like my phone
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find like my phone on porn pin board
like my phone clips
cheatingdesires: Just had the best phone sex with my girlfriend sounded like she was really going at it
I did this to T earlier, only I had a blindfold on her, put Florence The Machine Pandora on my phone with headphones in her ears, and used the body wand on her. - D
I love it when you take things like my hair in your hands
Phone quality is my specialty. -
Therapy sessions with a sick and deviant Age Play Accomplice like myself are available now! When you contact someone such as myself for help…it may not go as you expect. You see, my dirty little secret is I enjoy twisting minds such as yours.
My teacher is super cute!! He has this big bulky sweater he wears to try and hide his body :: giggles::. But I can see his pants, and how much they rise when I lick my lollipop. Going to class is the bestest, because I never dress like the other
My router, my headset, my keyboard, and my phone are either not working correctly or not at all. It feels like a mutiny.
My friends are the biggest social media ppl, like everytime something happens they grab their phones & post it on Snapchat or Instagram or whatever n I hate it. I’m not a social media person at all, I basically just use Tumblr and it’s
Vent doodling for me is more like pen farts rather than Moody idk
My phone is dead but I dont feel like getting up to charge it…
moonpaw: Where the hell is my phone???? *shakes blankets one by one* Thunk There it is
littlegirlmochi: 👏🏻I👏🏻want👏🏻to👏🏻be👏🏻forced👏🏻to👏🏻regress👏🏻 -don’t let me watch grown up tv. -take away “grown up privileges” like my phone and computer after too long. -“glass? Nah, glasses are for
Like to play games? Then meet me in the chatroom www.phonesexcandy.com/chatroom.html at 2 pm est to play with me and my beautiful girlfriends. The prize is a free 15 minute call with any of us.
The Party Last Weekend Part 1: Blurry Cell Phone Pics
He needs a nap.(Did entirely on my Note 10 phone, because I like making things harder for myself than they need to be.)
perpetuallycaffeinated:He needs a nap.(Did entirely on my Note 10 phone, because I like making things harder for myself than they need to be.) Next day RT
perpetuallycaffeinated:perpetuallycaffeinated:He needs a nap.(Did entirely on my Note 10 phone, because I like making things harder for myself than they need to be.)Next day RT Bringing this shit back because LOOK AT HIM. HE’S ADORABLE.
uss-disaster: hogwartzlou: you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags
I wanna have a 3 some with Ash and Hilbert. Also my phone predicted Red Gary and Hilbert in that order.
Ash Ketchum makes me incredibly horny. That sentence was predicted by my phone and is accurate.
xobreeox55: things i am scared of doing: ordering food in a restaurant walking down a busy high street on my own talking to people on the phone eating in front of people asking for help in a shop meeting new people being in a big crowd
skypestripper: u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones
DICC
My plushies are keeping me company in my bed today. Got a really bad case of the migraines and there’s no way in hell I can drive to work like this :(At least I can look at my phone and tumblr if I put the brightness setting really really low. OwO
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I literally just spent 趚 on a new tablet because my phones screen wont register touch well enough for me to play SIF lolbut you know what the best part of the new tablet is???? its the mini bluetooth keyboard it came with lmao now i can actually type
My mother talking on the phone with a friend of hers about us going to lunch with my boyfriend’s family.Mom: Yeah, we’re just getting ready to go grab lunch with Justin’s roommate and his family.Me, in the background:
My phone hates me and won’t let me answer this…. My tributes are for people who are feeling generous or want to spoil me. Unless otherwise stated like in my full content deal for ุ I don’t give out rewards for normal tributes.
This is somehow the hardest and most overwhelming thing I’ve ever done in my entire life but it feels like absolutely nothing when I just look at her. I don’t know how I could’ve possibly made someone so wonderful.
My grandmother has company over and they’re all super religious. Like they said grace before eating and stuff and I’m just here like “yeaaa I like boys and am looking at yaoi on my phone”
i put the cash money i saved for my vacation in a safe place but i always forget where i put stuff so i made a lil reminder note in my phone but i didn’t want to be too explicit about iti put it in a jar and i put that jar way back in the bookcase behind
smoqueen:there’s something so inherently disgusting about downloading an app it’s like my phone is a clean clear pond and i’m preventing it with parasites that will choke the (battery) life out of it
littlegirlmochi: 👏🏻I👏🏻want👏🏻to👏🏻be👏🏻forced👏🏻to👏🏻regress👏🏻-don’t let me watch grown up tv.-take away “grown up privileges” like my phone and computer after too long.-“glass? Nah, glasses are for
My phone is going crazy… Like literally. (Taken with Instagram)
coq: not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence
im sick of lying to kids about not having any games on my phone
bruh my phone is always in my damn hand if u think im ignoring you i am
robotgem: “what’s your favorite position in bed?” near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging
airnroses: sinnlosekunst: sometimes i wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river And jump into the river too
prettyandmean: localstarboy: When your name pops up on my phone Even when im mad at you
Damn looks like my phone 😔
bullied: 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
my phone is in despirate need of new nudes. if youd like to contibute to the foundation, please text. my phone would greatly appreciate them.
my phone service is gay and wont be up for like 2 hours time to do things that actually need to get done, sleep or procrastinate on tumblr…
my phone like a motherfucka
just had the best taxi driver, got in and he started yelling “good afternoon on a good day on a good friday before a good weekend, listen to all those good good goods” then saw this statue of a man made out of a barbecue and was like “see that
my old work that has been closed for two months now just phoned me?? like no one is even in that building anymore .. im so confused
I’ve made so many typos in the last few days and it kills me my brother texted me saying I should have a party alone since I work all day Boxing Day by myself and I texted back ‘sad patty’ then I went to text darf’s friend
ok everything on my phone is set up ovo now i need to finish some doodley-doos
my mom is on the phone with her friend trying to explain to her how to set a profile photo on her whatsapp and its been 45 minutes and im dying
my coworker said she’d give me a ride to work. i’ve called her three times and sent her a text like an hour ago. nothing. she’s actually pushing ignore on my phone calls. what the fuck?
postapocrypha: johnniewaswolf: postapocrypha: johnniewaswolf: johnniewaswolf: who wants to see my face 🙃 Me! YOU HAVE SEEN IT And I’ve seen Robocop like 30 times and I wanna see it again, know why? Cause it looks good. Don’t think
satans-knitwear:My phone takes pics when you wave at it. 👋Wishlist ~ cashapp
wont be blogging much today cuz im trying to save my phone data n stuff so if I seem quiet thats why
Winning at life because I took my final without having to buy the book for the entire semester, I saved like ์ hell yeA CONDOLENCES TO @delvg >:D
homofuck: in case you forgot what i really looked like.my phone is slowly dying so selfies are hit and miss.
i got a tripod so i can take pics with my phone without having to hang on to it and i took some of the most nice photos of myself with the dogs outside and no im not posting them. :)
It’s really bad but all I had was my phone on a seven hour trip(rayyasha)aww HELL YEAAHHH i was hoping this one would get some colors!!
Was looking through my phone pictures and remembered this from the other day. Lol… It was the second time these enchantments ended up on him too, with a cyclonic rift in between if i recall. Krond got passed around like a church collection basket.
