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If I wasn’t already drunk on Thursday night, LOL, I would not be doing this butt… this is me in the shower, like it or not. And no, that’s not a guy’s cum on my bum bum - it’s soap. or is out? Lol thanks everyone for all
You asked for a video and here it is. If the video gets over 1000 likes I’ll post another one.
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The best thing about this blog is seeing all those cute and innocent looking girls that follow me. They look like the girl that you won’t even hit on, because you don’t want to ruin her, but deep down they are already size queens.The next best thing
sexyamateurwomen:M and R.  Made another video the other day. Let me know what you think.  It’s just the last minute or so.  Feel like this one needs repost as I have 3 times the followers now.  Be sure to look for tagged #me for more of my persona
Ok but if you guys aren’t following mine and kassy’s premium snapchat, you’re missing out. Seriously, only 15 dollars for access, and we post daily! Message me on here or on snapchat @kassyandkayden for more info and payment information.
me when kids are being obnoxiously noisy
Like Jeanne, Miss Deborah has brightened this blog, and tightened our shorts many times. Long may this continue… :)
Think I was wearing something like this… would you let me out of a speeding ticket? :P My Tumblr / My Private Blog
linky37: when your friend is tokyo ghoul af *cough me cough* and tries to get you into liking it
Useless waste of human flesh, fucking everything you see. Body like an hourglass, but soul just like a succubus.
Under my skin. Like a virus. Something not meant to be there but has such a presence it alters the state of bodies surrounding. Spreading like water does as it plunges from a cliff, making such a loud and violent entrance only to become calm and relaxed
Painted my bookcases. Forgot sandpaper like a smart person but whatevs, it was fun looking like I murdered someone all day.
Do you ever have that moment in a bookstore where there’s a bunch of people around you and you’re just like “ah yes my people” but at the same time you’re also like “why you gotta crowd the aisle with your presence
That super-cool moment when an artist you like comments on your post because you mentioned their song c:
Friendly reminded that it is perfectly okay to like an author’s work without liking them as a person
I know people love to be like “cats are heartless” but listen buddy I have had a hacking cough for the past 2 nights and my cat, rather than sleeping on his blanket by my head like always, has chosen to curl up against my back and stay there
deep-space-babe: Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer.
I look like such a bitch its great
was liking my hair that day
girls with perfect bodies make me v sad
I just saw a gif set of some porn on my dash and THEY HAD THE SAME BED AS ME!!!
hi buddy pals, pretty please ask me interesting things while I clean so I can answer them after!!
You smell like a pumpkin spice latte and your eyes twinkle like the moon (at Marietta, Georgia)
I catch way too many grammar mistakes in people’s writing Like the usage of “who” vs. “whom” and shit like that From how it looks right now, I’m gonna be a grammarian when I grow up A grammarian with many cats pugs
guys I think you should stop self promoting yourselves on posts that I like because then I have to actually manually reblog things so I can get rid of your stupid “click here for more street fashion” like seriously be considerate, your hunger
Buzzfeed makes life after college sound so awful like “10 ways to survive your 20s” “15 reasons why being in your 20s isn’t that bad” like I’m not even in college yet but I never wanna leave
sextblogger: there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like
At my job I have a specific assigned break and all my coworkers who have that break are black and today in the break room one of them was like “white people have such weird nipples” and I was like oh And then they all spent a while asking
I have a flat tire. I feel like such a helpless asshole I’ve been sitting here for an hour and a half waiting for the AAA guys to come change it. I just hate when things don’t work out with my schedule like I’m gonna be 2 fucking hours
Remembering what it’s like to be in love and I guess that just goes to show how memories, like photographs, fade with time. I forgot how it feels to be so very terrified but want nothing more than to leap to the unknown and risk busted knees and bruised
like i know there will come a day where i won’t talk or think about homestuck anymore or even draw it very much or at all but i could never badmouth it or the fandom really ??? like so far i dedicated 3 years to the fandom and in all honesty i grew
wlw:im such an affectionate mutual….i just want all of my mutuals to know I love them….like I could not know a thing abt u and id be like wow…ur doing great sweetie!!! i love u!!!!
It’s cool to feel like you’re not worth 踰 dollars to someone who is worth absolutely everything to you
cryptidcaretaker: One of the things I really like about Steven Universe is the fact that while the majority of the characters are female, they aren’t usually given those exaggerated girly eyelashes like most female cartoon characters to make them
Today I got day/night cream, cleansing brush, face serum, coco butter, body oil, and some face masks. So I just used a little bit of everything and I’m feeling like a new woman. I love all of it especially the vitamin c body oil, it smells like oranges
Being alive and trans is like bringing two like poles of a magnet together
You know what’s fun? Trying to not feel like a lie and believe in yourself, accepting yourself and your identity as a woman and never being perceived and treated like one.It really gives a comforting feeling to existence and really let you build
i wish there was more body positivity out there for like non cis people.. I don’t know stuff like actually accepting and Identitying with your body and how to deal with the trauma of differing from the mental you. How to believe ur body is good
deaf-tonez:matthewjhelders:“what music do you like?” is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times
f4lconpunch: I do not feel like a human. I do not feel like I belong here. I feel as though I only understand how to emulate love; I don’t think I am physically capable of feeling it. The five emotions I feel are fear, annoyance, impatience, emptiness,
maroonrice: When people say they like my art style.
vanish: I have such an addictive personality when I like something, I don’t just like it I become utterly obsessed with it.
dorkstrider: have you ever noticed that some tumblr users come in sets like they never stop talking to/about the other person so you may as well follow them too it’s like buy one, get one free
Like, I know that it’s my URL and stuff but every single time someone leaves a nice little comment saying ‘Jen!’ Im always like 'they knew my name HI HELLO FRIEND :DDD’
Things that always freak me out when I think about: people trying to take Marinette’s miraculous like oh my fucking god they’re trying to rip her goddamn earrings out can you IMAGINE how PAINFUL that would be???
can someone explain to me how somebody can not like somebody they don’t even know?
tino-oxenstierna: WHEN YOU DRAW SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY LIKE AND YOU JUST SIT THERE STARING AT IT LIKE
godtierjanecrocker: that-stupid-tardis-sound: words i use in every sentence: no stop dude literally like seriously man that was a sentence right there “No! stop dude, literally like seriously, man.”
forever: i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
thiccbitch: people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and
brookate: when u dont like what ur drawing but u have to finish it because u already got so far
the-bearded-professor: (re:)Design: Cyclops I wasn’t trying to reinvent the wheel costume design wise. I just wanted to know what Scott looked like with a beard. (I like it)
occasional-awesomeness: hunjeok: How did I end up with so many ships, jesus christ At first it was like and now it’s just like #the giant one is my otp
souljannoying: THE WORST PART OF HAVING CURLY HAIR IS WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF YOU HAVE BRUSHED YOUR HAIR LIKE NO I FUCKING HAVEN’T BECAUSE IF I DO THAT I WILL POOF UP AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOUD SO WOULD YOU RATHER WALK AROUND WITH A FUCKING CLOUD HEAD
me @ r/wb/y’s blonde boys: stop that
ppl who preach about their portrayal of a character being superior but their portrayal of said character changes their hair, clothes, race, body type, and to an extent their personality like wherE did the character go
terriamon: gwynndolin: terriamon: pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win. we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza tomato a fruit blocked But if tomota paste isn’t the
Just when I think my face is 100% cleared up the bacteria under my skin is like HELLO
