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nevvzealand: haha u liked my pic haha date me
naughty-nerd: Really damn horny tonight…like always :) like the look of this big titted woman has plenty up top,mmm,xxx.
someone talk to me about clearjaku this is an emergency.
raeii: have u ever slept lookin like but in reality ur like
woke up like dis cuz pomade
apathytoagony: I love when I tell ppl when my birthday is and they’re like “OHHH SO YOURE AN AQUARIUSSS” I be like yea bitch you already knowwww what’s good
draculasass:digitaldiscipline:clevermanka:sinnamonscouture:Megan Rapinoe Stuns as the first openly gay woman to pose for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue nearly 3k notes on this and nobody inserted those Jane Lynch gifs?ok but how are you going to
shadowrawrs: strawberrydaydreams: do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason you’re just like no And then they give you a reason and its like
itslonaquisha: colleenismybae: On picture day how I think I look like vs how i actually look like how is she the same person
sexual-feelings: 23. 1st submission. I just felt like sharing this picture of my butt which I really liked in this picture, something that doesn’t rarely happens when I see my butt.
tardisimpaula: Do you guys ever get that feeling where nothing is exciting anymore? Like, the holidays just seem like another day. My 16th birthday that I had been looking forward to forever was just a school day. New episodes of my favorite show
If you don’t like mushrooms, I don’t like you.
You ever get on facebook and see one person has posted like 15 different statuses throughout the day and it’s like"oh I thought you had a job"
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
She Tastes Like Heaven, But She Fucks Like Hell
Someone come snuggle with me please
Every time Sam Smith wins something, I’m like ok but Fifth Harmony beat him in artist to watch.
scooplery:scooplery:i miss painting so bad i don’t feel like myself when i don’t paint but god i just cannot make myself do it these daysi feel like i am not able to communicate properly when i’m not painting!!!!!!! i can’t just
inkskinned: do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell… yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top
So like the frame of my laptop is broken so the only way to charge it is to like shove the connecting part down at an angle. This is all fine and dandy but you need something to weigh it down unless you wanna sit there and hold it forever. So, I put my
disowns: i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop
gamzee: I’m all about human x monster friendships where the human is like “there’s this asshole at work” and the monster is like “should i eat them”
samjoonyuh: Some days I feel like Beyonce and some days I feel like Rihanna…
songofages: ten-and-donna: bitchjerkcassbuttidjits: How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like “It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold” “WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING
brow: “i cant sleep” “why” LIKE HELLO IF I FRICKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????
ghostdildo: getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up
I just had a fleeting moment when I looked in the mirror and in my jawline and cheekbones I saw something that I had never seen before. A likeness to my mom. I asked myself “Do I really look like my mom?” And immediately went to the photo
devisor: some days I’m like wow I love life and can’t wait to live it up each day with cool people and other days I’m like what am I doing alive how did I survive this long?!
itcuddles: everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
illuminaudo: my fav thing is when adults are like “if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too?” like I’d jump off a bridge for just fun I hate myself
bisexualdanhowell: people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person
forever: i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
owlturdcomix: I like my coffee like image / twitter / facebook / patreon
shithowdy: art dump posts where people are like “here are 10 polished artworks that I never bothered to upload lmao” and i’m over here with every single doodle like
bubonickitten: do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee
that last post made me laugh for like 15 seconds
lopmon: coffeeandgrace: People who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto anybody who wants me to wake up early for them can die don’t do this
this is like ๅ bucks in tips, y'all. (plus the บ i already had) which ain’t horrible for my job. we had a shitty tip week. anyway, i’m just really into having a job with good hours, okay?
renzou: kandyjc3: i want to in his guard pt sdfghjkl i wanna like squish guard chopper and like squeeze the fuck outta chopperman oiahfsoiheiov
hi-i-like-bastille: if you think im a loser who likes music too much then you’re definitely right
rejuvenescence: do you ever feel like you’re just sort of there like all your friends go out and do things and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing
GPOYW: I look like Waldo & I like red lipstick edition.
I look like a ghost. Lmao.
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
waspabi: “i like a girl with no makeup” yeah well i like a boy with no opinions so i guess we’re both disappointed
dirtyhipsterharry: when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her
nintndo: honestly doing errands w friends like grocery shopping or helping them find new clothes or just going anywhere for no other reason than to keep them company while they get what they need is such an underrated wholesome good experience like yes
phlayva:The law of attraction is so real. I swear, once you establish yourself as powerful, or strong, or independent, or business minded, people like you will flock your way out of nowhere. And it’s just the universe reminding you that when you can
*likes the porn gif u reblogged to let u know i am down*
Like I wanna fuck you senseless
I wrote out a thing but I think I just shouldn’t say things anymore. I’m no good at it anyway and even when I try to ask for things it just doesn’t work out like wow I asked for reassurance but idk I just feel like everything is my fault
I feel like I’m going to burst or shake apart
I used to post so regularly. Life happens I guess ew Just want things to be good enough that I can play in peace like, lemme get off without feeling weird or like being too distracted or whatever
tarsusfour: raise your hands if you have jealousy issues and although u try your hardest not to be like ‘i liked the thing first’ you still get mad upset sometimes
It amazes me how the one person that means so much to you can easily walk away like she never knew you.
bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky:I would commit CRIMES if it meant he would kiss me like this I second that. I’d punch a baby in the face.
At soccer practice yesterday somebody brought their dog to the field for a different groups practice and everyone on my team was like omg how cute and we were all talking about it and our coach was like “girls pay attention” and her sister who’s
guys really are so stupid like I allowed you the privilege of seeing me naked and this is the shit you pull???? I’m so angry guys are soOOOoo DUMB
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Cause I’m like a hungry lion, I moves in for the slaughter. Killin for the simplest things, 20 dollar bills and even quarters. I’m like a vampire nigga, fresh meat, I can’t pass it. Walkin down the street with a syringe, injecting fools
