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superchubby: 14-2-55 Nothing like a chub’s FUPA/fatpad. I love how it feels pushing your face against it when you blow ‘em, and how you can rest your head on it like the best pillow ever when you’re done…
rumbutt: screenageralex: Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things
Your slave resume looks very compatible with my interests and I like your attitude and I like how well spoken you are. Just one thing. You left off your willingness to suck cock for my amusement. Tell me, how comfortable are you with that?
I think what’s really frustrating about whatever my head is doing is that it’s sliding back to how I felt when I was in high school? the whole you’re hideous/nobody likes you/you’re fucking useless. and I’m sure it’s
kar-kat-dennings: I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a
royal-laugh: Ok guys can we talk about how hurt Jasper was???Like she was honestly broken by Steven not knowing who Pink Diamond is… Like “How can you forget what you did to her?”Rose what the fuck did you do?
localswami: (Personal opinion) how can you cheat and say ooooooh I still love you it meant nothing to me like how can you fuck someone else and not have your boyfriend/girlfriend in your head the whole time like?
cannibalmom: like. how did people watch txf in the 90s how could u survive on one episode a week with no idea if mulder and scully were gonna get together like??? if you survived the original xfiles run you’re hardcore and you scare the shit out of
veganvibez: do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT
rupindah: I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
rupindeer: I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
getsuswet: mindcircusblog: just like that she looks up at you with approval.. knowing that you like to tell her how to lick me.. kiss me.. It’s all done by how you say.. my fingers needing to reach down and feel the way her tongue touches me.. my
sup-witcha: I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
veganvibez: do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT Oh my god this
ohaithereyou: I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people o.o that would be amazing.
darrynek: you like attention? how dare you. how dare anyone like being loved
oomshi: i wish there was a stat tracker for life so you can look back on cool & useful things like how many people you’ve met, how many words you’ve said, & how many pounds of meth you’ve bought from your drug dealer
ahmsket: Imagine how cool it would be if just before we died we got to see our life statistics, like how many times we’ve laughed or cried or fell in love or how many hours you’ve spent with friends and family or how many friends you’ve made, how
After yesterday (and honestly this past month) I realize how annoying I must have been towards guys I liked, but who didn’t like me back. When you don’t reciprocate the same feelings someone has for you, but they continuously text you and
i don’t care if people don’t like sylveon but if you think its shitty as in not a good pokemon to battle with then you shouldn’t even play pokemon cause obviously you don’t know how to use it properly, my sylveons are one of the
inkskinned: i think about the way that you hurt me and it sits inside of me like how glass pushes through plastic bags and it’s not even what you did it’s that i still love you regardless like how can i be so incredibly foolish
hop3less-romantic: How do relationships happen? Like do you just hang out and it happens? People around me literally date other people left and right. Like, how do you meet people who you are interesting to? I just don’t understand. No one’s taught
taboo-fantasies: You can’t just walk in me while i’m masturbating , and talk shit about tellin mom how perverted her son is… You know how it works, Sis… You act like a bitch… You get fucked like a bitch..
kassasaurus-rex: i literally cannot comprehend how someone could look at a buff lady and think “ew”. like what the fuck is wrong with you, how can you think a lady with muscles she’s worked for is anything other than utterly stunning and blessing
always-closer-to-the-edge: ‘Such lovely pale buns, kitten. Can you imagine what they’ll look like ten minutes from now? Can you imagine what they’ll feel like ten minutes from now? Can you imagine how they’ll burn, how they’ll sizzle by the