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You boys look absolutely adorable. David, how do you like the new heels I got you?
How is it that you used to make me feel like a queen, but now, you make me feel so hurt and worthless...what am i supposed to do? I don't know where i stand with you. Help me?
How does that feel kitten? Do you like her soft feminine hands playing with your clit?
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How do you like your eggs? ;)
“How many more cocks can you handle tonight pet? This is your third… and you look like you want nothing more than a fourth.”
How do you like my panties??Well aren’t you a little dick teaser lol
“You do not to realize how much of a cuckold you are now. You’re adopting the role, baby—helping me with Mike’s birthday cake, brushing my hair for my date, helping me bathe like my personal assistant, bringing the candle into our bedroom, lighting
Lined up aventadors of all colours how perfect #like if you wish to own this fleet
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how would you girls like us to do this to you? his tongue in your ass mine in your pussy ;) xx
when-death-replaces-life: To the lady on the street that told me “I might be pretty if I looked ‘a little less goth,’” fuck you, fuck your standard of normality and fuck your sense of entitlement to tell me what I should look like. You dirty,
the-cimmerians: from ‘i will eviscerate you’ to ‘thing? is that a thing I CAN HAS’ in .08 seconds More like “I will eviscerate you’ to ‘he’s not stepping on my art I love you’ <3 This movie is the BEST!
You know you’re teasing me while Slapping your dick on my pussy..but you can tell I like it but how wet I am when you finally slid in.
How would you all feel about me starting a Patreon? I wouldn’t be using it to hold any of this blog’s content hostage for money, I’d just have it as an additional way for people to support me if they wanted to. The reward tiers would probably include
How do people enjoy things covered in hot sauce? It’s like tongue fucking the devils arsehole, then him spitting down your throat and you thanking him for it
Hello my name is Lil Bun and I like to use children’s things that are MADE FOR ADULTS in the privacy of my own home for consensual BDSM-type sex and play between myself and my dominant/daddy (which has nothing to do with him being my actual father
spaceplantz: I want someone to look at me like they’re obsessed with me, like they can’t keep their hands off me and constantly want to kiss me yano.
chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools. She came for him I was just like “yes this is amazing you go girls” then i saw it was
smatter: the-errant-mycorrhizae: freshest-tittymilk: renamok: Fluidity goals. 😍😍😍 I need more genderfluid/androgynous black people in my life 😻😻😻😻 END ME. Holy fuck
How to show that a character is asexual
You see I got this problem. Cops don’t like me, so I don’t like cops.
how the frick are all of you people on right now? it’s a friday night. don’t you have things to do?
boo-bickells:do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you
You wake up tomorrow to find yourself in the world of the last video game you played. How screwed/lucky are you?
santabegone: artemispanthar: I feel like people who don’t have the maximum number of save files in a game have never played one of those old games where if you forgot to grab a thing 80 saves ago you are screwed and can’t finish the game anymore.
jesuschristvevo: what grades determine: whether you will be on the honor roll or not what colleges will want to accept you how angry your parents will be at you what grades DO NOT determine: your creativity your emotional capabilities whether youre a
zenith-of-justice: shelpee: how do you politely push someone off of a cliff you have a tea party at the edge of the cliff and you say “wow there old chap look at what’s at the bottom of this cliff!” and then they lean over and go “why i do
samandriel: i wish that there were miniature whales like 6 inch whales that you could put in a tank and own as a pet like wow guys look at my pet whale how great would that be
niftyjaguar: That dog is just like WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.
theblacklittlemermaid: les-grenades: i am already sick to death of people acting like casting Ruby Rose for OitNB is so freaking revolutionary like: finally a queer person playing a queer person on television! i mean: are you fucking kidding me?
maniaepisodes: btw confirmed but if you have a sideblog with a s.av.ed u/rl for any reason and you delete it hoping to free up the url for yourself you’re out of luck tumblr now destroys the url, rendering it unusable. i’ve lost two urls to this
kanapy: Do you feel something like princess,senpai?
draculasass:digitaldiscipline:clevermanka:sinnamonscouture:Megan Rapinoe Stuns as the first openly gay woman to pose for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue nearly 3k notes on this and nobody inserted those Jane Lynch gifs?ok but how are you going to
You guys really need to watch this video. It is a gorgeous tribute to being alone. No, not lonely. Alone. “Society is afraid of alonedom, like lonely hearts are wasting away in basements, like people must have problems if, after a while, nobody
You guys don’t know how desperate I want Asada Hiroyuki art….
badgyal-k: molothoo: ganjflavoredcleats: d0esntmakesense: creepyuncledon: I am currently in love with this video. love this new disney movie ^^^^^^^^^ What that dog know about the blues 😂😂 Ok but how does the puppy like… know, you know?
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shauge: The most swagged out president we’ve ever had Can he just like.. Oh, I don’t know. Run Canada too? Please?
how does she have boobs like that and a stomach like that like seriously why lord, why did you curse me with this body type
What celebrities do you think you’d be best friends with?
How come white people are saying “bye Felicia” all the time now like that saying isn’t almost 20 years old? My fucking BOSS said it to me while she was leaving work one day and she almost caught fade but I had to snap back and remember
you-a-cunt-muncher: lushlily: theatrica-l: alitabuffalo: reginasmom: the fact that neville fucking longbottom became a hot stud is still haunting me OMFG NEVILLE their all fucking hot like how does rupert pull off curtain fringe, how does daniel
ilovetheking-elvispresley: Can you just imagine Elvis singing to you? I’m mean, like just you and him ALONE.
teenagurh: guys who like my best friend: 2457572957320573895728957 guys who like me: 0
nympheminist: how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers
skinks: why can’t feminism be spread like vampirism and zombies and shit like you bite someone and they stop being a misogynistic fucktrumpet
But how can you check if someone is taking a video of you while riding the metro….
i love boys with tummies i like to kiss them and lay my head on them and just generally talk about how cute said boy is while patting their tummy
How about we all fucking stop acting like men cause all these awful things and are these big bad guys. You know who rapes people? Rapists, some of which are women. You know who are sexist? Sexist people, some of which are women, against men. You know
precureedfan: Reblog or Like if any of you happen to like any of these old Cartoon Network shows
dressedincotton-deactivated2022:Felt like a Rubens, might delete later
@rhin-iii why the fuck do I actually lowkey like Russian metal????
Things that always freak me out when I think about: people trying to take Marinette’s miraculous like oh my fucking god they’re trying to rip her goddamn earrings out can you IMAGINE how PAINFUL that would be???
You bet ur ass that Adrien likes anime and that his favorite are the magical girl animes, thats why he had his transformation sequence already planned out and just ADORES how cheesy Ladybugs ‘I’m freeing you from evil!’ saying isAdrien’s favorite
pearl-likes-pi: SO I ended up making that loop i made of Pearl into a longer video that includes all the gems and here’s the final product. HoOPE you like it!!!! it is about 30 seconds and loops perfectly the song is Pop Culture by Madeon you can
romy7:tapatiopapi:biisousss:these stupid white girls on here with their urls “mamacita” or “mami” and white guys with “papi” like stfu you whiteDrake taught them.
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how does homura become a fallen angel whAT (or is she a witch???whAT) i saw that concept art post of her in that black and purple outfit that kinda looks like a dark version of madoka’s goddess dress and i was like YO YO thats so neat man omg
mrotiski:international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you
