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Tumblr ads thinkin’ I want a goddamn baby like you don’t know me at aaaaaallllll
andhumanslovedstories:Was thinking about the rust belt, then the Bible Belt, then the sun belt, then the corn belt, and I was like “how many goddamn belts does America have” and it appears to be about 20 belts, proud to announce America is a final
jabberwockypie:fittingoutjane:raavenb2619:[ID: A modified Marie Kondo meme. The first panel shows “the vagueness of queer as an umbrella term”, and she remarks “This one sparks joy.” End ID] You know what I like about it? Less goddamn introspection.
breathingsboring: Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great
racq-the-belle: riskpig: fifty-shadesofgay: castielsunderpants: straighttohelvetica: Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie. NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE
riskpig: fifty-shadesofgay: castielsunderpants: straighttohelvetica: Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie. NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE
bootyscientist2: I hate that some people are so dense that they need disclaimers for every single thing, like when women say “men are…” you know good and goddamn well they aren’t referring to every single man. It’s billions of us, how the fuck
themightyglamazon: tabbran: darthkres: thetrippytrip: I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that @tabbran please add lemon man story to this PRESENTING LEMON MAN That was a wild goddamn ride
jyzavi: 221bec: GIOVANNI YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS IS BULLSHIT LIKE HALF OF TEAM ROCKET’S POKEMON ARE MADE UP OF GODDAMN ZUBATS But they are zubats from around the world.
ocfos: officialleoneabbacchio: Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow] Second cat slowly looks at the camera. Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry! I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn
the-x-button: reddyrabbit: kasaron: squeakyfoam: dayonedropped: The entire thread continued like this. as it should be You’re goddamn right. I’ll have you know I’m still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying
car-sonofmilos: viperbranium: byebyebriar: The Four Elemental Power Walks Water: Earth: Fire: Air: my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn
bulph: themightyglamazon: tabbran: darthkres: thetrippytrip: I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that @tabbran please add lemon man story to this PRESENTING LEMON MAN That was a wild goddamn ride god this was worth the read
weirdmageddon: weirdmageddon: the fucking “do you like your new toy??” “aaAaOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH” video is the best video ive seen this month this goddamn dog has such a powerful aura
luxwing: It’s fucking stupit how people my age on here will bitch about how it’s not their responsibility to make things safe for minors but then like literally invade spaces and media made for kids with their goddamn filth. Yall literally take more
inceltears: sourcedumal: sourcedumal: nickroblesart: Elven Knight Paint Sketch (2014/Digital)Still really dig how this looks! Omfg. And he has the high top fade…. like…. glory… Ok, bringing this back because IT’S A GODDAMN ELF WITH A HIGH
I’m too goddamn stressed I’m out of money, about halfway through packing my shit up and I’m about to pull my hair out and scream. Things keep going wrong. Why am I like this? Why can’t I do anything right?
orbispelagium: jerkstorecalling: fiztheancient: i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand. Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove
tymorrowland: dorisdank: whoopace-kosi: whyyoustabbedme: Super predators. Smh streets would be safer without these druggies and rapists on them They fight like toddlers?? Literally just pushing each other and wrestling?? Throw a goddamn punch!
the-horror-lies-within: birdship: so that post about how you can get around the bot by tagging things “#sfw”? uhhhhh it’s TRUE. i did a little test in my drafts: i am losing my goddamn mind like how is it possible to be this stupid
rumble-in-the-bronx: snowstuckytrail: dracenathe6th: birdship: so that post about how you can get around the bot by tagging things “#sfw”? uhhhhh it’s TRUE. i did a little test in my drafts: i am losing my goddamn mind like how is it possible
sorrynotsorrybi: breathingsboring: Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide
cheeseburgersinparadise:I,,,,,,just want to feed a soft fat boy a warm apple pie and ice cream and cuddle on the GODDAMN couch is that really so much to ASK I’m a soft fat boy and like apple pie!
argumate: bibliolithid: argumate: the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason. How dare a wizard make humans think like this goddamn
princessofbadassery: magnumpicactus: czechs-and-holdings: oppa-homeless-style: catwithbenefits: rhonas-indomitable: phyrexia: stimman3000: . Soup Hot hot soup fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months
chubote:Y’know, I often feel like a mountain of blubber these days: massive and heavy and soft and sedentary and so, so fat.But goddamn if that doesn’t just make me want to get even fatter. I can’t wait to grow so much bigger. 🤤 Upgrade to mountain
wereralph:themightyglamazon: tabbran: darthkres: thetrippytrip: I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that @tabbran please add lemon man story to this PRESENTING LEMON MAN That was a wild goddamn ride god this was worth the read
aquilacalvitium:transgirl-artemis:girlwarlock:starryfictionalgirl:He put a goddamn light in the chocolate lighthouse!!!! the technique for getting the rough texture on the stone was so cool to me, like deliberately fill the chocolate with little chunkies
amor: emigration: when will your fave Six inch heels, she walked in the club like nobody’s business. goddamn, she murdered everybody and I was her witness
Wow… Wowowowowowowowowowowow. Fucking WOW. The last 3 goddamn years of my life have been spent living a lie and offering myself to someone who didn’t even want me but he didn’t want me to stop liking him so he made up LIES about things he didn’t
aloeplantt:why the fuck are things always HAPPENING why cant the happening stop for like 2 goddamn seconds
naughtybunnny: fuck these “i need to be fucked” posts. I need to be motherfucking kissed. throw me against a wall and kiss me like i’m the love of your goddamn life and you didn’t think you’d ever find me.
sinceiwassmall: messedandobsessed: Khaki pee! Goddamn, you two. The one peeing the pants and the one behind the camera. What it would do to me to live with this. How much you like to do it. How good you are at it.
dirtylittlechemist: Downsides of running a sex blog: I tend to want sex a lot. When I can’t have it. Goddamn it. This is quite true…like now for instance…
underweartuesday: We had just woken up from an after sex nap. After I got up, I turned around to see her casually laying on the bed like a goddamn goddess.
jesfacials: turning-him-into-her: Keep twisting like that, it’s perfect. GODDAMN!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍😍😍
hippopotamus-hi-tops: fuzzykitty01: “Excuse me, sir, but I would like to talk to you about the AVENGERS Initiative.” hE LANDS ON HIS GODDAMN FEET WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU A SORCERER SIR
dragonsandbutts: mrbigode: Cats do not like fruits That last one seems to love that goddamn watermelon…
elletiburon: sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too
liquidlyrium: ohmyloria: raptorix: masterwaffle: thebiotic: uhhh james, you okay? NOBODY WANTED MY GODDAMN EGGS If they stick to the pan like that, I don’t think I’d want them either. I have never laughed harder in my life, omg oh my god
weegboi: just took a couple pics trying to get a good pose. i forgot how goddamn comfortable this thing is it’s like really super high quality socks but lighter
cnat-mod: Outline commission for @shapedlight ~ Getting to draw anthros again is fun x’D!! Edit: Your additional commission, as well as them combined like you wanted vuv b Hope you and your boyfriend love it! Okay reblogging this again because goddamn.
protowilson: betterbemeta: This tea is awful. It’s fucking disgusting. Don’t believe that lazy shit idyllic pastoral landscape on the goddamn cardboard box. It’s a damn lie and if you drink this tea you’ll know the heart of minty darkness Like
snorzee: sexysocrates: you know what else pisses me off in persona 3?????? that stupid pose junpei does whenever he defeats an enemy like god damn dude congrats but you dont have to do the goddamn DISCO IN THE MIDDLE OF TARTARUS GET YOURSELF TOGETHER
sushinfood: lorriebm11: When you do a click and drag thing but you keep getting ones that you don’t like so you retry until you get the one you want. This is the most goddamn appropriate gif-usage I have ever seen.
adulthoodisokay: cparvum: just-shower-thoughts: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is? This thing needs a goddamn warning sign don’t fuck me up like this
cookinguptales: THIS EPISODE WAS A GODDAMN GIFT. Bunsen putting up his hand and knowing without even looking behind him that Beaker would high five him. Bunsen like OH BEAKER DOES THE BEST MISS PIGGY IMPRESSION and egging him on until he did it. Their
aveanexalea:AY BITCH I SEE YOU TRYIN’ TO CUT FRUIT LIKE YOU SOME GODDAMN SAMURAI WITH A BROKEN SWORD THAT AIN’T GON’ WORK LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SAM-UR-AI THIS B I T C H
retentivehysteric:any conversation with 2+ men feels like being on a goddamn school bus
spiderrl–cookie: hackmysack: Goddamn! I like that…. Sweet 👄
warpstar: konkeydongcountry: maybe the ultimate blogging lives on after all it’s like they unleashed goddamn master core
moveslikekeithrichards: moveslikekeithrichards: moveslikekeithrichards: what in the shitting hell is a whalewolf. like at least a shark and an octopus both live in the ocean WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GODDAMNED SHIT NONE OF THESE ANIMALS GO TOGETHER
ferragamo-ferretti: hoodfreak: sex-addict7167: darkskinlover: quamiza: howtobeterrell: pursuitsofthesoul: beauchocolat: goddesscole: yourgoodgirl: beckythemodel: nataliechronicles: sweetness1980: Goddamn he’s eating it like a beast! I need
Every fall, like clockwork, Alfred loses his goddamn mind. Most of the other countries ignore it. Arthur won’t stop screaming at him how “it’s not football, it’s just bloody rugby with padding you—” etc. Sometimes other countries will allow