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beallmysinsrememberd: jon-snow: some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare
rooksss: robotblogxvx: Moray Eel that like to be rubbed I’m dead its so cute how are Eels getting so goddamn adorable like seriously when did this happen
marshmallowviscera: I feel like everyone has two kinds of friendsthe friends you always babytalk and compliment constantly and hug and adore and would never say a rude word tothe friends you greet like HEY FUCKTRUCK ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED IMs OR I’M
genderlessspacerockz: The mom squad regeneration's
lilmizzkrazie: genderlessspacerockz: The mom squad regeneration's #pearl like: ah yes beauty and precision thats the name of the game#amethyst just one loud shrugging noise#garnet like hoLY FUCKING SHIT GUESS WHOS BACK THATS RIGHT ITS ME GODDAMN
ambris: shyriadracnoir: theoracleofllaena: the-goddamn-doomguy: punkdanvers: People are like “Doomguy is a murder machine with no feelings and his only pleasure is murder” And I’m like “Dude ended up in this fucked up situation because he
harmonicakind: angryqueershakespeare: peterfromtexas: Ok…now what? I am laughing so goddamn hard at this it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength
iswearimnotnaked: my favorite thing about being vegan is when people are like “haha Aerial doesn’t eat ANYTHING” like bih???? i’m on second breakfast. watch me down this 10 banana smoothie in about 0.5. i’m about to eat this whole goddamn
tiny-septic-box-sam:My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code
typecozey-deactivated20201222:Me rn bc the blunt really hit me like a goddamn train right now but i should’ve expected it bc that shit was built like a harry potter wand😯
marshmallowviscera:I feel like everyone has two kinds of friendsthe friends you always babytalk and compliment constantly and hug and adore and would never say a rude word to the friends you greet like HEY FUCKTRUCK ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED IMs OR I’M
ramflega: Sora: -full open mouth snorer -hangs off the edge of the bed Riku: -sleeps like a goddamn model -wakes up with bedhead like fuck Kairi: -leg tangler -pillow thief -would steal blankets too but riku is a cover hog
lilithknight: missoyashirou: madmothmiko: Jon Lock [On Tumblr] Firefox looks like a goddamn deity. Like, I want to use Firefox’s image as the emblem of the god of the sun or space in a roleplaying campaign or a book or something, it’s so badass.
blackanncoulter: this site so damn toxic it’s goddamn 16 year olds on here like “i want to be dominated, fuck me daddy” like bitch you still need permission to leave the house talking about some fucking daddy go sit down.
johnn-watsonn: snoggedinabox: johnn-watsonn: johnn-watsonn: i pUT FAIRY LIGHTS UP IN MY ROOM ANd tHEYRE STUCK ON EXTREME STROBE AND I CANT STOP THEM iTS LIKE IM AT A DISCO THIS IS NOT FUN seems like theres a panic at the disco gODDAMN IT THIS
ghostbuttvin: if schools actually cared about their lgbtqia students and actually wanted to do something effective make like a day of speaking or education or something. like drag every single goddamn kid into some auditorium or something and get it
nasty713: suckmesleezi: yourgoodgirl: beckythemodel: nataliechronicles: sweetness1980: Goddamn he’s eating it like a beast! I need that. -Swoons- DAYUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM, I need me a nigga like that! drowning in the pussy. I was done at ”
under-johnlock-and-key: deareje: high res. #Sherlock #BenedictCumberbatch are wE not going to mention mARTINS FUCKING HIP JESUS CHRIST HIM POPPING IT LIKE A fUCKING PRINCESS GODDAMN SASS QUEEN MARTINS ALL LIKE ‘FUCK YES I GOT ALL THE BITCHES ON MY
2tryanything: threesomeffm: Do u like it baby I’d like it! ;-) Goddamn that’s nice on both parts
white-sugar-boy-4-bbc: islandson62: mandingofever: Nigger dick was made for fat boy pussy. Common… Shit look like it fits like 2 pieces of lego. Call it evolution or god’s work, it’s a beauty of nature. Goddamn Right My Brotha!! .
anymph0: Goddamn he’s eating it like a beast! I need that. -Swoons- DAYUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM, I need me a nigga like that! drowning in the pussy. Jesus why haven’t I been blessed with this yet? Damn. Smh. allllllllll of this DOes him eat
mixed-impurities: thugplant: its hard to be brown and be punk you’re like the only brown person in the whole goddamn concert venue in a sea of white and ppl give you stares like “wut u doin here” and if punk is supposed to be about ppl on the
pale-like-ice: thepoetisback: acabarprincess: abrattypixie: pale-like-ice: He painted me in his image ✨ She’s so beautiful oh my god is your waist naturally that thin, do you use a waist trainer??? because you’re goddamn stunning and if
sailorflorana: his dick should be hiding in the chamber of secrets? i hope i never come across a dick like this in my natural born life like I’d have to kiss it and tuck it right back in his pants noo goddamn way is that comin anywhere near me.
mikalhvi: gentlemanbones: “What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like— …Oh.” is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti
ghost-grantaire:Sometimes listening to straight girls talk is so wild they’ll be like “it sucks that I’m tall because I love heels so much but I can’t wear them because then I’ll be taller than my boyfriend!!!” and just like what in the goddamn
roses92: this sounds so fucking dramatic and Fake Deep and i’m aware so like think what u want but truly i feel like my goddamn bones have been imprinted with these memories i’m just going to carry forever lol
richielizard: in the course of like 3 years dylan o’brien has gone from “haha, aw” to “holy shit you are so fucking hot i want to climb you like a goddamn tree” and thats the main reason i cry at night
jon-snow: some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father
iconicbottom: Like, why do you need a professional shot of you in your “gear” for goddamn Scruff? It’s a leather harness you like to wear when you get pissed on, not a Cavalli gown for the Oscars. What else could you possibly need those photos
aatropos: raging-raichel: aryll: mutisija: villancikos: The Anatomy of a mermaid yes, thanks. i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this: it just doesnt work christmas has come
kinothehousecat: thelasturinebender: ajisreal: chillarybanks: upsidedownsecrets: my nasty fat thighs. Y’all get on my goddamn nerves. What thighs. ayo, that bitches feet looks like ostrich claws. Look like Sabertooth’s fingers Your girl got
harmonicakind: angryqueershakespeare: peterfromtexas: Ok…now what? I am laughing so goddamn hard at this it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required
skeleton-warrior: plutopiter: rileylaroux: catbountry: sushiandpie: if youre down or sad tonight, watch this seal complain about going into the water and in general be a big baby Seal sounds like Bender goddamn. haha it’s like me whenever i have
bitchyblue: i follow a lot of nude/sex worker blogs and i see them get anon hate all the time like “ur too fat” “ur too skinny” “ur nipples are weird” and like????? are you goddamn kidding me? there are literally millions of people of
multicolors: aliciaaadanielle: THIS BODY GODDAMN It’s like I’m jealous but at the same time I am not because as good as curves look (especially on her) I don’t want them on me like that
gurglingghoul: missoyashirou: madmothmiko: Jon Lock [On Tumblr] Firefox looks like a goddamn deity. Like, I want to use Firefox’s image as the emblem of the god of the sun or space in a roleplaying campaign or a book or something, it’s so badass.
proserpine-in-phases: roachpatrol: i really, really hope that whenever we actually get to space for real, like past mars, the universe turns out to be exactly as goddamn weird as we have all been expecting all this time. like, space whales past jupiter.
scopedandropped: biteythevillain: listen if nothin else im just happy i got the emote off becuz i was laughin like a goddamn jackass & it got like 2 ppl on the other team 2 confess their undying love 4 me so theres that @chaingrab @korkrunchcereal
sugarburger: I feel like everyone has two kinds of friends the friends you always babytalk and compliment constantly and hug and adore and would never say a rude word to the friends you greet like HEY FUCKTRUCK ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED IMs OR I’M GONNA
IM DYING I FOUND THESE OLD PICTURES AND WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN TODDLER??????? DARFIN IS SO TALL AND I LOOK LIKE IM 5 HAHAHAHA WHAT
gothmilk: gorgeous
Time and time again I try to be friends with my brother and just feel like fucking shut down and like a goddamn loser. I feel so pathetic and angry.
joediesil: biggirlworshipper: lusciousbeauties2: Thin waist, fat bottom, goddamn. It’s like 75% of her body weight is in her ass and thighs. My cock pays attention to stuff like that. She is perfect
tevruden: harmonicakind: angryqueershakespeare: peterfromtexas: Ok…now what? I am laughing so goddamn hard at this it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the
mommabec: multicolors: aliciaaadanielle: THIS BODY GODDAMN It’s like I’m jealous but at the same time I am not because as good as curves look (especially on her) I don’t want them on me like that unf she is so dreammmy. I want this body.
successfulthrone: jathedaar: Nobody likes karelay. If you say you do, you’re a goddamn liar. If Satan exists, and he has a dick, this is what it looks like. WHERE IS BUTTER CHICKEN AND KHEER WTF
pizza-supper: theshiningd2: unionhack: Remember that time when Rick was in Code Lyoko like ~10 years before Rick and Morty even aired THEIR HEADS MORTY, THEY’RE HUGE LIKE THE BIGGEST GODDAMN FOREHEADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN, MORTY *BURP*
![lilithknight: missoyashirou: madmothmiko: Jon Lock [On Tumblr] Firefox looks like a goddamn deity. Like, I want to use Firefox’s image as the emblem of the god of the sun or space in a roleplaying campaign or a book or something, it’s so badass.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/13a083c6e1baf64cb8dd6c34911ff4bf/tumblr_ms27azUWfx1rdbzvxo1_250.jpg)
