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nodlclaus: ilaich-kittehkicksaves: timoodles: there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO. a little heavy on the lettuce un-ripe tomatoes…
jennacosmo: i reblogged this for the shear fact that both Jared and Thomas share the exact same level of concentration. To feed lettuce to a turtle.
gallana: beerito: rnickey: how do i make friends add two cups of chopped lettuce
adamusprime: This bag of lettuce was kind enough to compliment me as I went by
eyeslikedust: thefandomedson: mage-thing-of-breath: lodeman: fairythoughtless: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE
blogilates: Ummmm can someone say that Taco Tuesdays is in full swing at the Blogilates residence!?? Just made these babies for lunch and my taste buds are dancing!! All you need are lettuce leaves, lean ground turkey, some type of beans (black beans
mortten: lettuce umbrella
goodhealthgoodvibes: Taco lettuce wraps for dinner 😍 made with a ground turkey mixture of bell pepper, salsa, corn, onion, and black beans topped with avocado, plain greek yogurt, diced tomato and a little cheese! So so SOOO yummy I’ll definitely
noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.
violentwavesofemotion: “I am sitting at my kitchen table waiting for my lover to arrive with lettuce and tomatoes and rum and sherry wine and a big floury loaf of bread in the fading sunlight. Coffee is percolating gently, and my mood is mellow. I
geminiscene: “I am sitting at my kitchen table waiting for my lover to arrive with lettuce and tomatoes and rum and sherry wine and a big floury loaf of bread in the fading sunlight. Coffee is percolating gently, and my mood is mellow. I have been
shopjeen: how green is my lettuce
cosbyykidd: noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.
yogaboi: cosbyykidd: noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all. We need to stop Michelle Obama
mattyofshadow: deluxesherlock: bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner: fineas-and-pherb: Best backstory. (x) You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father. whA T NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS
herdreadsrock: labellabrianna: funyarinpaaaaaaaa: merkonan: asleepontheceiling: For those wondering, double triple - six pattiesbossy - all beefdeluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)on a raft - on toast4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese,
prettyboyshyflizzy: hazeleyed1: insecurespice: weaintaboutshit: making-a-lettuce: blackwinemom: thesnobbyartsyblog: son, lol Oh HELL NO lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALL WILLY
jehovahhthickness: onlyblackgirl: onlyblackgirl: Your WCW can’t even bake lettuce. Your MCM starts the Cupid Shuffle to the left. Lmaooooo
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alostwendybird: kristoffbjorgman: Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings Bonus: reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce
making-a-lettuce: chokesngags: kingjaffejoffer: prettyboyshyflizzy: what a time to be alive I’d be lying if I said that jiggling dont look fun as fuck need
reversingyourpolarity: alostwendybird: kristoffbjorgman: Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings Bonus: reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce Are you telling me that
asymbina: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: captainpoe: They can’t understand you. No but they know what I’m feeling. LOOK AT THIS GENTLE HERD OF DINOSAUR LETTUCE PROTECT THEM
little-things-count-the-most: rivalfortune: megustamemes: Titanic. They better stay clear of the lettuce did you just
caramelfringe: offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you: crispy nipple the white stringy things in bananas tangled umbilical cord nash grier iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green watery afro fountain water at school that never
steveuh: ethan-lawson-wate: reasons you should love Jennifer Lawrence in case u are a late bloomer Lmfao. “Lettuce stare”
happyvibes-healthylives: Toast! 4 ways- avocado, hemp, tomato smashed banana, almonds, blueberries, cacao peanut butter, raisins, apples, cinnamon hummus, dill, red lettuce, lemon
digitlninja: mattyofshadow: deluxesherlock: bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner: fineas-and-pherb: Best backstory. (x) You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father. whA T NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY
themewproject: mintone-arrow: Happy Birthday Retasu Midorikawa / Mew Lettuce! // April 29th happy bday to the cutest green one ♡
owlthedeadman: Shocking lettuce facts.
fmayang: dragimal: mistletease: makeshipsnotwar: eyeslikedust: thefandomedson: mage-thing-of-breath: lodeman: fairythoughtless: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE I
merkonan: asleepontheceiling: For those wondering, double triple - six pattiesbossy - all beefdeluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)on a raft - on toast4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheeseanimal-style
pochowek: new mandatory sandwich at every single fast food joint its called “the uhhhhhh” and its a stale bun with lettuce
icyvveins: babyanimalgifs: you didn’t need a video of an otter eating lettuce, but here you go baby animals blog @martymuses secret footage of Neal eating a leaf
@all my mutuals who plan on smoking the Devil’s Lettuce tomorrow
darkmarxism: emmersdrawberry: all those ‘say no to drugs’ assemblies in school where WACK i never once had the pot head kids push the Devils Lettuce on me. they’d be like ‘hey u wanna smoke some of this here Blunt of Marajoouana?’ and i’d
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melodyofthevoid: han68000: babyanimalgifs: You didn’t need a video of an otter eating some lettuce but here you go @melodyofthevoid Nomnomnom
unemployed-18yearold-lettuce: i-havent-slept-in-1000-years: doublemooncrab: [laminated paper wobble noise] Scoliosis Me when someone puts ice down my shirt
thyrell:damn, unfollowing. love his music but i didnt know he smoked the devils lettuce
einsteinonacid:ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
4gifs: Such brutal. [video] Lettuce watch as this vegetable is harrassed by a pack of dogs, in my opinion they should leaf that poor plant alone
disneytasthic: renegade-viking: just-another-dream: alostwendybird: kristoffbjorgman:Disney Heroines + their names’ meaningsBonus: reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce
fang107: berandomness: fang107: just-shower-thoughts: Is an argument between two vegans still considered “beef”? Nah its called leaf. Its their argument you should just leaf them alone But i need to get to the root of the problem Lettuce watch
shisnojon: champainemami: If any of u are vegetarian send me some recipes or something lettuce
iamonlykidding: Weed? No, I abstain from the devil’s lettuce. Keep that beelzebasil away from me, friend. I walk a holy path free of satan’s giggle salad
slimetony: slimetony: sangoes: sangoes: i can’t wait to kick randy out of his room so i can sleep in his bed lili said there’s lube in the bed but that’s just stories to scare me close but the answer was condom wrapper and a bag of lettuce
babyanimalgifs:I sincerely hope that this video of an otter eating lettuce brings peace & joy to your life
justbadpuns: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this burger pun
emmersdrawberry: all those ‘say no to drugs’ assemblies in school where WACK i never once had the pot head kids push the Devils Lettuce on me. they’d be like ‘hey u wanna smoke some of this here Blunt of Marajoouana?’ and i’d be like ‘no
ellibeanz: you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that
glumshoe: My grandfather keeps calling iPhone emojis “Ouija boards”. Earlier he was raving about romaine lettuce being contaminated with “tuberculosis”.
gorps: paxamericana: paxamericana: love to risk kidney failure and/or death to save 75 cents. maybe say “throw away” instead of telling people to “toss” their lettuce, which has an ambiguous meaning w/r/t salads and also don’t run completely
professorsparklepants:If there’s one thing I’ve learned from folklore, it’s that you can make people out of anything. Bread… teeth… rose petals…. turnips… peaches… corn… lettuce… other people’s bones… it’s an endless list.
badoccultadvice:thyrell:u9nu50aubmq8avfsfgyzotdlbniugmaj:spookyskeltals:daithpiercing:once i was at the philly museum of art and a security guard saw me looking at this sculpture that is just a head of romaine lettuce tied to a block of granite with a
sciencefictiongallery:Bob Eggleton - Lettuce entertain you.
ratfuck:why buy lettuce its literally always poisoned or w/e eat spinach its taste better and gives you popeye arms to tear shit up
![unemployed-18yearold-lettuce: i-havent-slept-in-1000-years: doublemooncrab: [laminated paper wobble noise] Scoliosis Me when someone puts ice down my shirt](https://64.media.tumblr.com/060ca62c9bf5fbddf4ab5461de3dcc9f/tumblr_pgpr47SeqW1vkzuj9o1_250.jpg)
![4gifs: Such brutal. [video] Lettuce watch as this vegetable is harrassed by a pack of dogs, in my opinion they should leaf that poor plant alone](https://64.media.tumblr.com/be2dfb0cb227539d77dfc0a90e72cde8/tumblr_notwe09cj31tlb56zo1_250.gif)
