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wanna-buy-some-lettuce-kid:‘the mortifying ordeal of being known’ what about the comforting joy of being understood
tumbwr:memorycycle:eat a fat crispy lettuce with your mindohh it is so cruncy
wombcolonizer:
nutrition-fitness-health: Cutting back on carbs doesn’t mean you have to eat a boring salad for every meal- try these vegan tacos with lettuce as the shell. It’s super filling, flavorful, and nutritious ~~
einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
5000letters: but why would Ruby Rose’s character want to kiss Piper Chapman, who is at best, soggy lettuce, when she could kiss Poussey who has the eyes of a sad cow complete with mile long eyelashes and a heart of gold
mattyofshadow: deluxesherlock: bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner: fineas-and-pherb: Best backstory. (x) You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father. whA T NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS
ultrafacts: Lettuce was first cultivated by the ancient Egyptians who turned it from a weed, whose seeds were used to produce oil, into a food plant grown for its succulent leaves, in addition to its oil-rich seeds. Source Follow Ultrafacts for more
toodrunktofindaurl: alorabora: toodrunktofindaurl: You’re welcome. Okay. But how do you draw lettuce?
bisexuwhalepride: bisexuwhalepride: sexymounties: bisexuwhalepride: sapphicsugar: bisexuwhalepride: sapphicsugar: bisexuwhalepride: you know you’re messed up when you’re looking forward to joining a lettuce club Please explain okay so
bettsplendens: sigistrix-elric: Now you know. It’s okay if you didn’t know, just don’t do it again. Ducks make great crunchy noises if you give them lettuce.
lucifers-lettuce: biomerge: WHY DID THEY DRAG THE MOON LIKE THIS Reblog if you love our dusty dry ass old moon
ozu: my-cat-trastu:“Yeah… lettuce is very healthy” @brokenpaws
eddythekoopa: shibblog: glazecake: drysoapasmr on ig Mmm lettuce Minecraft salad
the-german-russian-skinwalker: viostormcaller: blog-inof: cocainecobana: funyarinpaaaaaaaa: merkonan: asleepontheceiling: For those wondering, double triple - six pattiesbossy - all beefdeluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)on
idiosyncraticoma: allthecanadianpolitics: B.C. Woman Organizes Care Packages To Fight The Northern Food Crisis Nobody should have to pay ฬ for a head of lettuce anywhere — let alone in Canada. That’s the belief that drives Jennifer Gwilliam,
dragimal: mistletease: makeshipsnotwar: eyeslikedust: thefandomedson: mage-thing-of-breath: lodeman: fairythoughtless: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE I WOULD BE SAD
katandadrieninatree: dannyqhantom: Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich ye.
disneytasthic: renegade-viking: just-another-dream: alostwendybird: kristoffbjorgman:Disney Heroines + their names’ meaningsBonus: reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce
At first I thought that was a dinner plate with Jupiter printed on it and North America was a fleck of lettuce…
i-sucked-dick-on-accident: scootersenshi: sneltopia: Not sure if it’s cool or gross, but you can see the lettuce going through their head Weird Noot noot is hungry
making-a-lettuce: puniper: brother of the year im atlas
alostwendybird: kristoffbjorgman: Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings Bonus: reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce
clash-humor: yo girl out of town for the week and you walk in see this doggo cookin lettuce what u gon do
cosbyykidd: noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.
commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
merkonan: asleepontheceiling: For those wondering, double triple - six pattiesbossy - all beefdeluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)on a raft - on toast4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheeseanimal-style
ikulture: toodrunktofindaurl: alorabora: toodrunktofindaurl: You’re welcome. Okay. But how do you draw lettuce? The logic….it’s ENDLESS!!!
queenn-i-c: tittytaytay: melanin-enhanced: itsmydayoff: domaaay: beingjayecee: itsexclusive: making-a-lettuce: weaintaboutshit: juug-osiris: *four push-ups *half a pull up *wakes up before noon *runs up a flight of stairs. *Puts gym clothes
duttydominican: making-a-lettuce: robregal: juug-mayne: iverbz: kingjaffejoffer: LOL oh my fucking god. nigga threw it all away over his birthday Lmaoooooooooooo rolled the dice and got snake eyes. This might be the worst loss a nigga has caught
pendylion:plainwallpaper:stardust-lightning:avellach-the-realmwalker: Chik-fil-le sandwich INGREDIENTS: 4 hamburger buns, split 1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated 1 beefsteak tomato, sliced 20 dill pickle slices FOR THE CHICKEN 2 boneless,
zombiejig: My mom was making dinner when suddenly the cat steals the lettuce and runs away with it to the bathroom. okay.
tomlinsarse: i’m about to cry my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice i’ve been
Vegetabrella by Yurie Mano This is pretty rad-ish, but lettuce not get too excited, the umbrella will allow your head to romaine dry but it’s not very tasty. I know the puns are corny but I really don’t carrot all.
agentbartowski: laughing-fit: wastetheday: “ICEBERG , ICEBERG!” i’m so done lettuce have a moment of silence in remembrance of the titanic
agentbartowski: laughing-fit: wastetheday: “ICEBERG , ICEBERG!” i’m so done lettuce have a moment of silence
adamusprime: This bag of lettuce was kind enough to compliment me as I went by
lipsredasroses: “People don’t want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.”
cumsock: what the hell bulbasaur are you gonna help out or not you fucking lettuce
1975peach:Give him all the lettuce!!
too-much-of-a-mad-man: gentlemanbones: askornaut: sleptwithurmom: mattyofshadow: deluxesherlock: bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner: fineas-and-pherb: Best backstory. (x) You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be
shana-makins: Tomato and chickpea pasta + greens = 🙌 Spinach leaves, lettuce, avocado, cucumber, sauerkraut, basil, lime, chia seeds and vinegar.
neoliberalismkills: einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato? I identify as this sandwich
hippiesincorporated: toca-uma-regueira-ai: wannatraveltheworld.tumblr.com no We Heart It. https://weheartit.com/entry/74606927/via/peacenigga Hippies, lettuce gather. <3
mortten: lettuce umbrella
