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Night-blogger Steven’s friends were sick of him texting them, so he took it to tumblr.com(Submitted by 0ana-isnt-angelic0)
Clearly the only way to resolve the Malachite situation is to lure Lapis out of the ocean with the promise of making fart noises during political speeches.(Submitted by themysteriousmissfey)
Jasper’s all in. She never misses the chance to get angry about something
Nice comeback
Turns out you have a lot of time to think of sick burns when you live at the bottom of the sea
“Can it, Jasper”
Six was already overkill. Eight is just plain ridiculous
Submitted by swirl-ix
Come on Jasper, he’s SUPER. (Submitted by chimeramuses)
Submitted by princess-fluthermucken
“How to change the subject with a whiny gem” by Yellow Diamond xD(Submitted by kitsuke-chan)
Jasper does not like the attention (Submitted by patchworkmagnolia)
When auto correct decides not to be a nuisance and you can’t sleep.(Submitted by top-gem)
Steven Lapis Ocean Puns = Jasper’s Worst Nightmare(Submitted by ask-mini-shitty-glasses)
Submitted by anonymous
Submitted by anonymous(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday! Thank you, everyone, for your delightful contributions to this blog!
“Do you think the restaurants in your town will let us pay in sand dollars?”
TANTRUM MODE ACTIVATED
Disappointing
Night Blogger Steven makes a mistake(Submitted by anonymous)
SHALL I TRY TO GET THESE HUMANS HELP US GET HOME NEXT TIME I TRY THIS(Submitted by the-rev)
Well at least Lapis is right(Submitted by lapis-laboobies)
please apply all the cold water surrounding you to that siCK BURN(Submitted by warfstache-punch)
Night Blogger Steven discovered Animal Crossing(Submitted by iwantmyjuiceboxback)
What about the sand elliptical? The sand stationary bike? Can she at least still get Sand PoweradeⓇ from the sand vending machine?
I wrote a text for submissions saturday! Oceans puns remain Jasper’s bane. (Submitted by blackindigocat)(Hey, folks! Happy Submission Saturday! You know how this works, right? Today’s all about user-submitted content! If you like someone’s submission,
Submitted by numberjonnyfive
YD can dish it, but she sure can’t take it.(Submitted by numberjonnyfive)
The @ feature is free, Lapis
Night blogger Steven strikes again(Submitted by swiggityswurenceylanlovesguren)
Their plan completely backfired. Meanwhile, Peridot isn’t good at puns.(Submitted by kimkhollywoodisruiningme)
Part One of the real reason Jasper hates fusion.(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)
Part 2 of the real reason Jasper hates fusion. Hope you enjoyed it!(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)
Jasper Knows BestShe really wishes humans recognized that an attack can come from anywhere at any time and that they will die if they continue wearing those ill fitting, vitals revealing clothes and shoes that would slow you down immensely if you
I made a whole bunch of these a while back but I forgot to submit them. Well nows a good as a time as any.(Submitted by aliece-eve)
There are two types of gems
You might be complaining to the wrong gem, Peridot
Steven needs to stop telling Lapis ocean puns(Submitted by kyosaya-fluff)(Hi, everyone! Happy Submission Saturday! Today, I’ll post all of the user-submitted content I’ve received throughout the week. If you like someone’s submission, please consider
(Part 2)(Submitted by raptarion)
That pun was so bad that Jasper won’t be able to sleep.(Submitted by dan-electric-boogaloo)
