lazuli
NSFW Tumblr
find lazuli on porn pin board
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Inspired by this hilarious twitter account
Texting Malachite can be a real pain
New Mission Objective: Acquire Butt
ALSO I’M TRAPPED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN IN A FUSION WITH A SARCASTIC JERKWAD
“Nice weather we’re having, eh Jasper?”“WE’RE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN”
Steven knows that the enjoyment of animation from any channel besides Cartoon Network is punishable by death in the Crystal Gem household
Is she serious? Is she joking? The world may never know
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Lapis, no! The last thing Night Blogger Steven needs is encouragement
(it’s a lot)
“Seriously, girl! I used to be a mirror. I can work with this.”
Gotta pass the time somehow
I wanted to make one, too hehe XD Peridot: IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!(Submission by sandydraws)
(Submission by ihate4kids)
“Are you threatening the Gems again?!” “N-no” “Let me see the phone” “NO”(Submission by chanceydoesstuff)
“Let me try that again. Ahem. Steven! I just saw the second coolest whale!”
Well, Jasper, maybe you should type a little bit more like Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, or Steven. They’re always Crystal Clear
Lapis knows best
Please swim to the North Pole and apply some ice to that burn
Submitted by ask-the-red-triangle
Submitted by grizzlyacorn
Beach Summer Fun Buddies with Jasper(Submitted by iced-mocha-camellia)
For such a small thing, this took forever to make(Submitted by themysteriousmissfey)
Submitted by diamond-mind99
Lapis is the blue text, peridot is the grey text. Hope you like it! (=^•3•^=)(Submitted by holycowimgarbage)
I hope you don’t mind that I gave Malachite a ‘voice’(Submitted by anonymous)
You should have been able to “C” this coming, Steven
ausgespielt adjective Thoroughly exhausted; enervated; frazzled, played out
It’s important to tell people how you really feel
Excuses, excuses
Jasper and Lapis are the elements of Rage and Sarcasm, respectively
We were very tired, we were very merry—We had gone back and forth all night on the ferry.It was bare and bright, and smelled like a stable—But we looked into a fire, we leaned across a table,We lay on a hill-top underneath the moon;And the whistles
“Go Lapis, Go Lapis, It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!”(Submitted by iced-mocha-camellia)
Submitted by imnotyourprisoner
I couldn’t resist. Malachite’s beauty has killed me.(Submitted by siony-puppy)
Lapis is the best at jokes(Submitted by imnotyourprisoner)
I saw it on a laffy sapphy wrapper.(Submitted by aliece-eve)
Submitted by rice-is-nice-243
Submitted by mindful-matters
based off that one ask you got a while ago.(Submitted by gayestspacerock)
I had a dream about this around 2 nights ago :O headcanon that malachite uses lars’s phone to text(Submitted by honestings)
Yellow Diamond is a troll [Taken from YD’s phone](Submitted by kirby-star-warrior)(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday! Thank you to everyone who took the time to create something of their own and submit it!)
Cry me a river an ocean
“YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF THE ENEMY”
Goodbye, Malachite.
…How convincing.(Psst! In case you haven’t heard, this blog turns one month old tomorrow! Here’s the post I made about it, in case you’re interested)
Submitted by battlewolf50
You can imagine Steven’s disappointment.(Submitted by 0ana-isnt-angelic0)
It doesn’t hurt all that much.(Submitted by autistic-gem-sapphire)
Jasper doesn’t appreciate your puns, Steven.(Submitted by 109190xmas)
Jasper pretending to be Lapis and being mean to Steven.(Submitted by askshadetrixieandfamily)
I tried to make a full circle sort of thing.(Submitted by attackinlucapri)
Throwin’ shade like it’s sunny
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Let your best be for your friend. If he must know the ebb of your tide, let him know its flood also. For what is your friend that you should seek him with hours to kill? Seek him always with hours to live.
“HAVE YOU EVEN MET ME”
This is the last post in the Battery Arc. Click here to read it from the beginning!
Breaking News: Sea monster spotted punching itself in the face repeatedly, screaming unintelligibly. Scientists offer no explanation
Geez Jasper, why can’t you be more like Lapis.(Submitted by haisbae)
(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday! Thank you to everyone who took the time to create something of their own and submit it!)](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5fd9fa9e4415d93c48b09498fa33371b/tumblr_nse8z50ZHb1ubnrjoo1_250.png)
