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landorus: “thats gay” “you’re gay”
landorus: people: *start asking me about college* me:
landorus: the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes
landorus: no offense but gay porn is a little.. gay
landorus: i wish i was one of u guys. u get the pleasure to follow me and im jealous of that
landorus: cashier: that’ll be Ŭ.20 me: bruh cashier: bruh hahahah this is howi feel at work all the time omg
landorus: my #1 turn on is fast downloading
landorus: its scary when someone u think is really cool follows u but never reblogs or likes anything
landorus: *dead but still has a boner*
landorus: cashier: that’ll be Ŭ.20 me: bruh cashier: bruh
landorus: i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
landorus: girl: can i have a kiss me:
landorus: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms
landorus: DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS
landorus: dont look at me i’ll fall in love with u
landorus: my throat hurts from coughing
landorus: theres nothing i hate more than going in a tag and seeing the same shitty post 37 times with weheartit sources
landorus: if u dont like long distance relationships thats cool. but u have to be a huge piece of shit to tell someone that their love isnt real and the relationship is fake
landorus: hon3y-bee: homo-nerd-grizz: elreyputo: homo-nerd-grizz: hilariousgrindr: They are like 5 dollars sis SOME OF US DON’T HAVE ŭ Can we also talk about how dominos pizza are definitely not ŭ
landorus: when i have a baby im not gonna name it till it learns its first word. then ill name it after that. then i wont let it learn any other words. thats the closest thing to having my own pokemon that ill ever have
landorus: why do uncircumcised penises look like pigs in a blanket
landorus: i love bears so much theyre so cute i want to hug one without dying
landorus: having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog
landorus: nick-avallone: rotoloboi: nick-avallone: Jesus is THE gay icon explain had 3 sugar daddies bringing gifts before he was even born
landorus: clunce: beyoncebeytwice: THIS GUY AT MY SCHOOL WORE THIS TODAY AND JUST WENT AROUND SPRAYING PEOPLE IN THE FACE 159 people died from being sprayed in the face with water!?!?!? damn thats scary
landorus: i whisper “no homo" to myself after every time i jack off. bc i touched a dick and thats gay
landorus:guess I’m brave af
landorus: no one tells me what to do
landorus: The Adventures of Tyler the Creator’s Drake Album
landorus: how do u not like kit kats what is wrong with u
landorus: do u ever rub ur eye so good u get a boner
