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landorus: lindaellerbee: If Betty white ever dies I’m attending her funeral and no one will stop me if
landorus:just bc my selfie isnt on your dash doesnt mean u shouldnt be reblogging it. my tagged/me is open 24/7
landorus: cashier: that’ll be Ŭ.20 me: bruh cashier: bruh
landorus: i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
landorus: theres nothing i hate more than going in a tag and seeing the same shitty post 37 times with weheartit sources
landorus: geno2925: whose fucking child is this mine bicth
landorus: cashier: that’ll be Ŭ.20 me: bruh cashier: bruh Honest to god, I laugh out loud every time something is บ.69 (because that happens a lot because pricing mixes) and theres only two reactions I get. Guy: Teehee… ewe Evil old lady:
landorus: just bc my selfie isnt on your dash doesnt mean u shouldnt be reblogging it. my tagged/me is open 24/7
landorus: *sucks ur dick* wow u fuckin homo u let a guy suck ur dick ur so fuckin gay lmao
landorus: if a guy ever tells u to go make him a sandwich, go do it, but make it with the 2 end pieces. that’ll show him whos boss
landorus: lets watch scary movies and make out
landorus: *logs on facebook* *logs off facebook*
landorus: “thats gay” “you’re gay”
landorus: no offense but gay porn is a little.. gay
landorus: my favorite bible verse <333333
landorus: mom did u wash my weed socks u know i cant go out in public without them
landorus: i love bears so much theyre so cute i want to hug one without dying
landorus: girls dont care about how tall u are. how good looking u are. how hot ur body is. girls only care about 1 thing and 1 thing only. memes
landorus: dont look at me i’ll fall in love with u
landorus: eatin ur girls pussy like
landorus: “thats gay” “you’re gay”
landorus: the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes
landorus: whenever a person doesnt like me im just “lol whatever ur lame anyways” but when an animal doesnt like me i have a mental breakdown
landorus: i like being single but i hate being single u kno
landorus: how do u not like kit kats what is wrong with u
landorus: if u dont like long distance relationships thats cool. but u have to be a huge piece of shit to tell someone that their love isnt real and the relationship is fake
landorus: making fun of someone’s appearance just shows how pathetic u are tbh
landorus:my #1 turn on is fast downloading
landorus: unfollow me all u want but ur girl still likes my blog more
landorus: my #1 turn on is fast downloading
landorus: thigh highs are so important
landorus: man do u ever smell something that brings back memories from when u were like 8
landorus: does everyone start out as a harry potter fandom blogger
landorus: if were in a mutual follow we are friends whether you like it or not
