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nepetasdead: temporalmemory: why do so many people seem to take alcohol as roxy’s only character trait? roxy lalonde is an expert computer hacker roxy lalonde enjoys playing retro videogames roxy lalonde is a writer (a very satirical one) roxy lalonde
lalondes: The St. Louis County PD explicitly stating that Bryan Willman is not employed as a police officer anywhere in the state of Missouri. Bryan Willman’s public listing in the St. Ann, Missouri staff directory, which names him as being employed
lalondes: new and innovative idea: movies where forty-year-old men have forty-year-old love interests instead of twenty-year-old love interests
lalondes: pajamaben: stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
lalondes:i somehow never realized that monica lewinsky was twenty-two when everything happened and my casual sympathy for her just turned into visceral, crushing terror at the fact that a girl my age was internationally humiliated and driven to suicidal
lalondes: looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”
lalondes: it’s not bad or selfish or wrong to desire attention and love when you are feeling ill and upset. sometimes, you need other people to keep you afloat. that’s okay. you are not a burden. being needy is not a bad thing. you deserve to be
lalondes: shinji ikari with a fan
lalondes: humansofnewyork: “So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say
lalondes: #this could be us but you playin
lalondes: i have a new favourite twitter
lalondes: i stared into the abyss and the abyss got sicker nietzsche all on his mouth like liquor
lalondes: i just found out that the ship name for kyle/kenny is pb&j poor boy and jew
lalondes: [walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
lalondes: my mind’s telling me no and my body my body is also telling me no
lalondes: #10 emmys
lalondes: >teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked >teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model >james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room >james franco gets to go
lalondes: #big comfy couch was soo fucking real about it
lalondes: i’m sorry but i really have to laugh every time i hear the “but why aren’t platonic dates socially acceptable?” buddy, platonic dates are definitely already socially acceptable. in fact, in many cases, they’re more socially acceptable
lalonde-lesbian: rolalsbian: hi! i’m roxy, and i’ve been drawing comic book characters since i was old enough to hold a pencil. i love drawing and creating stories, and with your help i’d like to make my own comics! if you like what i do, theres
lalondes: bridge to terabithia fucked me up
happy mother’s dayy!couldn’t decide which one to draw so I drew both uvu
kids with guardians 8’)
teen moms reunion
some lalondess[full ver]
didn’t know what to draw for the birthdays so here’s just some fancy kids :^)man I can’t believe irl they’d be like 20
lalondes: Hey, Marco… I can’t even tell which are your bones anymore.
lalondes: seduction 101 with eren jaeger
lalondes: #aren’t you a lot stupid to be a reporter
lalondes: arminarlert: armin jean marco friendship trio *flips hair* ain’t nobody fuckin’ with my clique
lalondes: bombing: [tries to crowd surf at a TED talk] #this is still the most armin arlert thing ive ever read
lalondes: i know there’s a lot going on right now but let’s please not forget that the steubenville rapist went free this week and is back on his high school’s varsity football team
![lalondes: [walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_85e8be4d3537_128.png){kind=avatar}
![lalondes: [walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/360b0dc6ea5c86ade80acda9e20febeb/67f7cd4bf09701b9-25/s512x512u_c1/8e6b3a6c7a05eaf11e7dbd69e2b6817af26af5d6.jpg)
![lalondes: [walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_bc808dbe54fe_128.png){kind=avatar}
![lalondes: [walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/543da36ab33723603ee4947410eca8a9/57b28a9ee6ccc6c2-e2/s512x512u_c1/29879b5ab4aa20e37fa8a98213a6febd021036cb.jpg)
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![lalondes: bombing: [tries to crowd surf at a TED talk] #this is still the most armin arlert thing ive ever read](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_d74adfbc2ec5_128.png){kind=avatar}
