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lalondes: #this could be us but you playin
lalondes: bridge to terabithia fucked me up
lalondes: The St. Louis County PD explicitly stating that Bryan Willman is not employed as a police officer anywhere in the state of Missouri. Bryan Willman’s public listing in the St. Ann, Missouri staff directory, which names him as being employed
lalondes: humansofnewyork: “So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say
lalondes: looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”
lalondes: i have a new favourite twitter
lalondes: driver roll up the partition please, why is this limousine full of bees
lalondes:i stared into the abyss and the abyss got sickernietzsche all on his mouth like liquor
lalonding: awesomesailormooncosplay: Uranus: Lettelle; Neptune unknown All the more motivation to be Sailor Uranus ; u ;
lalondes: entertainmentweekly: Guys — Bill Nye the Science Guy is going to kill it on Dancing With the Stars this year. Kill it… with science!! #i guess i will be watching dancing with the stars
lalondes: remember when everyone was quizzing eren with questions about titans and he had a PTSD flashback to his mom’s death and became visibly upset and marco basically told everyone who was harassing him to shut the fuck up and let him be i love
lalondes: hi, i’m bertholdt hoover, welcome to jackass [destroys wall maria]
lalondes: this panel is 1000000000% better if you pretend they’re all talking about bottoming
lalondes: it’s not bad or selfish or wrong to desire attention and love when you are feeling ill and upset. sometimes, you need other people to keep you afloat. that’s okay. you are not a burden. being needy is not a bad thing. you deserve to be
lalondes: i’m so disappointed in shailene woodley for her comments about feminism, it’s always sad when celebrities fuck up and you discover… the faults in our stars
lalondes: shinji ikari with a fan
lalondes: heterosexism and homophobia are different things a woman cluelessly asking her lesbian niece, “so, do you have a boyfriend yet? i bet all the boys are after you. every girl just wants a nice guy!” is heterosexist. she is assuming her niece’s
lalondes: pajamaben: stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
lalondes: acoolshark: whAT? WOME N LOOK NOT SEX? NOOO MAK UP?!?!!??? WHAT ABOUT ME? THE HETEROSEXUAL MALE? HOW CAN I OBJECTIFY THIS??? SWEATPANTS?????????????? SWEATPANTS?????? ANYTHING BUT SWEATPANTS. SHE LOOKED HOTTER AS A CONSUMPTIVE PROSTITUTE
lalondes: “internet friendship isn’t real friendship” thinks about the way former irl friends treated me thinks about all the support and love that the friends i’ve met online have given me laughs
lalondes: remember how when beyonce performed at the superbowl in a leotard there were fifty million thinkpieces about how beyonce is bad for feminism and needs to put clothes on but when miley cyrus performed at the VMA’s in a bikini there were fifty
lalondes: k1mkardashian: thebluelip-blondie: k1mkardashian: dorothy is the true gay icon Dorothy actually referred to Judy Garland how was a supporter of gay rights. Dorothy is a reference to her most famous role in the movie The Wizard of Oz judy
lalondes: patssolitano: simpler times ahh yes when the worst of our worries was whether a plastic crate would be big enough to hold a drug dealer’s dead body as it was dissolved in hydrofluoric acid simpler times
lalondes: Malala Yousafzai, in a 2011 interview with CNN, discussing her activism on behalf of girls seeking education in Pakistan.
lalondes:i somehow never realized that monica lewinsky was twenty-two when everything happened and my casual sympathy for her just turned into visceral, crushing terror at the fact that a girl my age was internationally humiliated and driven to suicidal
lalondes: imagine a high school romance movie about a girl who works her ass off to play on the football team and eventually becomes the quarterback and she dates one of the cheerleaders
lalondes: I’M LITERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD DRAKE DIDN’T KNOW THAT BEYONCE WAS DROPPING AN ALBUM UNTIL SHE HAD DROPPED THE ALBUM AND HE WAS ON THE ALBUM A+ SECRET-KEEPING TEAM BEYONCE
lalondes: ellen page is a lesbian happy fucking valentine’s day
lalondes: i was listening to cameras a little earlier and there’s this one part where drake goes “how ya mean, how ya mean” but i was so delirious and he slurs it so much that i thought he was singing “armin, armin” for like half a second and
lalondes: >teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked >teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model >james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room >james franco gets to go
lalondes: plan b one-step is now available over the counter to persons of all ages, but it’s really expensive. you can download a coupon for บ off plan b, valid at any store that sells plan b, here. please be safe and make good decisions about your
lalondes: #big comfy couch was soo fucking real about it
lalondes: It’s been 49 days since the Connecticut Department of Children and Families imprisoned a sixteen-year-old trans girl of colour without a charge or conviction. She remains in solitary confinement in an adult prison indefinitely. The case is
lalondes: #literally just a pack of homosexuals staring you down
lalondes: crystalzelda: ameliaelizabeth: TIME’s new cover makes me so mad I could write essays about it, but instead I’m going to keep job hunting since in today’s world a university degree means nothing and therefore like much of my generation,
lalondes: i try really hard to be a good blog
lalondes:looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”
lalondes: i stared into the abyss and the abyss got sicker nietzsche all on his mouth like liquor
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