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#thickthursday is ending with this sassy gal and friend with jokes for days Applebutter @applebuttertreat this was one of her feature shoots from the wet issue of @rybelmagazine www.facebook.com #ecup #booty #wet #photosbyphelps Photos By Phelps I
forc3fullandinc3st: My sister was a popular in school for being the biggest slut, and she wasent ashamed of it either, rather proud.One day i joked that shes so thirsty for cock that she probably thought about us fucking, and to my stunning surprise,
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Teke Teke is the ghost of a Japanese schoolgirl who roams the train stations of Japan. In life, this girl was a scardey cat and people are always playing practical jokes on her. One day at the train station after school, her friends decided to put a cicad
ourfamilyfun: my sister had been teasing me all day walking around in front of me in just her bra and panties, but the jokes on her because that night when she got me off i had a massive load that she wasn’t ready for!!!!!!
namewithak: Day 03 - Favorite series* The Dresden Files, Jim Butcher. What do I love about this series? Hmm… Okay, let’s start with the characters. First of all, our protagonist. Harry (aside from the hilarious HP jokes) is a gem of a character.
hockeyiswheretheheartis: camel—toews: saberspinner: ray-winters-spooks: it has taken me days to get this joke THAT’S HILARIOUS Someone please tell me the meaning of this
ayriliq: The “Zayn left One Direction to join ISIS” jokes show that Westerners truly don’t care about the struggles, the pain, and the literal life-and-death scenarios that play out every day in the grand scheme of Middle Eastern politics. ISIS
loliphon: NOW I’M REMEMBERING THE TIME I RUINED MY MYTHOLOGY TEACHER’S INNOCENT IMAGE OF ME BY MAKING A GREEK GODS-RELATED SEX JOKE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY LMAO
erikkillmongerdontpullout: ssombra: ssombra: this entire release is just such a joke they release the games 6th white girl on the last day of black history month when the game has 0 black women, her age is incorrect and her lore is inconsistent from
gudroo:this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
imsirius: Have you ever been the fool of a prank or joke on April Fool’s Day? x
It’s July! News!I’ll be older in a few days. Yeah screw my birthday!Jokes aside, I was able to upload all the stuff to patreon and comissi.io for June with a couple of older images and art. I need to come up with what to do for polls for this month
nikikittenniki: So the three of us have a joke we say at the gym and that is…..“ don’t skip leg day BRO!….as you can see I do not miss leg day or ass muscles day!….it’s hard work being a Hotwife!!!!….XOXO NIKI
slewdbtumblng: bananafiddler: I could flounder on all day making jokes like that, but let’s stop here, since it’s better to be herring on the side of caution. Gillian Rugodan © SLB, Priscilla Anchorstream © KindaHorny, awful pun © me. Fishy,
callmepo: The first and last image of my Laundry Day Gwen tiny doodle set I did for a few days in my spare time. Some stuff happened in-between but these two bookend images is pretty much the joke in a nutshell. If you wanna see the kinda-risque stuff
ok zer i know you look at my tumblr like nearly every day so this is 4 u baby girl years ago i made a sim in sims 2 in zeriara’s likeness and gave her a shitload of pets with the intent of making a joke thread on dramachan because at the time they
walkingonfire: Okay. I’m going to tell you something and you’re going to think I’m joking, but I’m not. I quit. Only just for the next couple of days and I’m happy to rejoin the others after the weekend.
amararama: sporkbot: drpepperr: what the fuck what what are these i…..what I WANT THESE. TRACI AND I WERE MAKING JOKES ABOUT THIS CONCEPT LIKE TWO DAYS AGO but now that I have seen it, I… kind of want it
antare: ipgd: creepinitreal: I need help. I need so much help right now. I came home from a long day at work with my sister today to find a red sheet of paper taped to the front of my door. We joked and said ‘oh looks like we’re finally getting
hughesiverse: YuGiOh Valentine’s day cards, because Valentine’s Day is coming up, and YuGiOh is one of my old faves, plus has the potential for hilarious jokes (I’m serious, to some extends, it was a fan-service anime).
studiousmedic: viktoriascombover: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
ratamakafon: In case anyone’s getting their knickers in a twist over Deadpool allegedly having rape or transphobic jokes: It doesn’t. Not a single goddamn one. I saw the movie two days ago and while it had plenty of sex jokes, there was literally
xrayeyesblue: Re-posts and original posts exploring the kinks lurking in The Hidden Recesses of My Mind One day, after making love with my gf she jokingly asked me to try on her smooth, pink, boyshort panties. I called her on it, and quickly slipped
ohitsjustgreg: tsunamiwavesurfing: kingjaffejoffer: Amy Schumer caught stealing jokes from Patrice O’Neal patrice(rip) must be the most bitten comedian of all time. every other day someone is sharking his material smh It’s funky but those terms
miss ur smiling face and ur jokes and ur beautiful glow. can’t wait to see you in 9 days. can’t stop thinking about u. my best friend. u r the love of my life. :)
hello-spiral: gaynonbinarytheaterkid: lacrimosathedark: one-piece-of-harry: one-piece-of-harry: The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit
vgbmichael: Imagine living in the Pokémon world. Imagine you’re hanging out with one of your buddies one night. A good friend you’ve known for several years. It’s just a casual day out and the two of you are chatting, telling jokes, showing each
orange-plum: The only thing I’m going to say about this election, the one and only thing, is if you’re stressed, if you think you could experience a panic attack of any kind or suffer anxiety GET OFF TUMBLR for a few days at least. I am not joking.
mineraltown: when youre having a good day but suddenly remember your life is a joke and feel the inevitable clench of death creep up faster
if-you-leave: #163 Joke De Wilde #163 of 200 images that have made the IYL Showcase shortlist. We’ll be posting 2 images/day in the run up to the London Showcase (October 23rd) when the final 20 images will be announced and presented as chosen by
pradaboiswagg: frenchfrymami: mfjxhn: “That’s yo momma nigga” I watch this at least once a day Am I the only person that thinks of simba and mofossa.. Lord knows I spelt that all wrong.. When they watch this clip ? Not trying to joke. It just
one-piece-of-harry: one-piece-of-harry: The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable
neil-gaiman: neil-gaiman: I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for
donnieisnotonfire: Green Day is like the coolest band ever if you think about it because they released a trilogy of albums basically so they could make a joke about their drummer’s name if that doesn’t make them the best band ever idk what does
sparkle-heart-anon: fuck-usag: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
zicko:hypotheticalpeople:Guy who got the death penalty but he survived so they just let him leavethis reminds me of a joke. so theres this bulgarian guy right? loves trains, has loved trains since he was a kid. one day, the bulgarian railroad association
thehumanwonderland: The Duggar family becomes more of a fucking joke every day. Michelle Duggar goes ahead and lends her voice to a robocall to urge Arkansas residents to rally against a bill that would allow trans* people to use the right bathrooms
I always make jokes like “thanks for keeping me” but I really do mean it. I couldn’t imagine being 25 with a first grader. You gave up what was the prime of your life to give me a great life. 💗 happy Mother’s Day to all the
rockyhorrororg: the-king-of-coney-island: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) How we feel about all of you here every day putting up with our dumb jokes.
purgaytory: i feel like my clumsiness is going to be the death of me like one day i’ll trip down the stairs and fatally injure myself and my last words will be “help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up” and then me laughing at my own joke
rampagey: brightness: privileged people: *say dehumanizing things about oppressed people, makes them the brunt of every joke all while literally murdering some of them every single day*oppressed people: *makes a couple jokes about privileged people
ifitpleasuresme: My favorite dirty(ish) joke and an analogy for the last few days of Tumblr as we know it. Jacques, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love
purgaytory: I feel like my clumsiness is going to be the death of me like one day i’ll trip down the stairs and fatally injure myself and my last words will be “help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up” and then me laughing at my own joke
cognitivedissonance: stfuconservatives: creepinitreal: I need help. I need so much help right now. I came home from a long day at work with my sister today to find a red sheet of paper taped to the front of my door. We joked and said ‘oh looks like
kiralyszag: eliteyoshi: Can’t wait for tomorrow (props to who gets the joke) But seriously…40 days and 40 nights of utter, heavy, constant rain is PROBABLY aiming for this. Pack your bags, kids, we’re going to the Atlantic. Someone pack for
glorygloryworld: When you bought the dildo, you thought of it as a novelty. A joke, you dear sweet wife would never, could never, take something so large. But from day one she’s been fuck herself with it every chance she can get. Most days you come
balticbeauty69: balticbeauty69: Pete said “Bet you can’t handle this.” and patted the gear shifter of our van. i laughed and said back “You must be joking, that thing is as fat as an orange!” But over the next few days I kept looking at it
gudroo: this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
