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ariadims: ariadims: Excuse me while I choke to tears. It’s so hot in here all of a sudden. Cursed image of “Todokidoki Shoujo”… Headcanon that he will try to crack this kind of joke with the class-A one day. Overcoming obstacles make you born
“Contrary to popular belief, end of the world sex wasn’t any different…” Am I late for this joke yet? It’s only been 3 days. OCbelongstoPG. Done in SAI.
and i am this great unstable mass of blood and foam and no emotion that’s worth having could call my heart its home my heart’s an autoclave
Oh look, a quick sketch of a naked woman that may or may not be transparent! Surely this isn’t some sort of lame joke and/or trap!
policymic: Lax anti-graffiti laws in Greece have led to stunning street art Graffiti is an ancient Greco-Roman art form, dating back to the days when people carved marble messages of anything from political protest to hilarious butt jokes. Now a modern
ourhotwifefantasy: Ourhotwifefantasy You have got to be joking. I have been thinking of this day for so long. And seeing you ride him was so exciting, I just had to join in on the fun.
Depression depression, go awayI’m already sad every day
just-shower-thoughts: Easter is on April 1st this year, which works because nothing is a bigger April Fools joke when you open up a tomb three days later and the dude’s gone.
thepleasuregoblin: pregnantseinfeld: Roses are red Have a swell day I’m sorry but this is funnier than the original joke and all of the comments on the post
:::My boyfriend didnt know i was in discourse with human pet guy and now he gets to learn all about Tumblr Kike Drama™ hey speaking of this!! @ goyim: remember when an antisemite joked about (sexually?) enslaving a jewish minor and you all thought it
raptorific: So far my favorite running joke on Ace Attorney is that every teenage girl is the boss of Phoenix Wright. Like, to the point that one time Maya is nowhere to be found so Franziska, WHO ISN’T EVEN ON HIS TEAM, spends the day helping him
imsirius: Have you ever been the fool of a prank or joke on April Fool’s Day? x
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I’ve had this in my drafts for at least three months and I was so SURE that I’d remember why. It must have been one banger of a joke, but now it’s destined to stay in my drafts until the day I understand it’s
ferrelwarden:“Why do little jokes always seem to turn into a day of hard work for me" -F.Warden
the-ink-pad: gods-little-punk: officialfist: This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of. Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can. That doesn’t say it expires, it just says Best By, meaning after that it’ll
andysambrg:We split up on April Fool’s Day. So I decided to let the joke run for a month. Every day I buy a can of pineapple with a sell-by date of May 1. May loves pineapple, and May 1 is my birthday. If May hasn’t changed her mind by the time I’ve
coelasquid: friendlytree: wrywlf: it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen eternal classic I was just thinking of what a perfect joke this is a day
One of my friends laughed at all the people wearing purple the other day, calling them gay and saying it was “Gay Day”. We all laughed, myself among them, thinking that it was some kind of joke. But coming on here and learning about Spirit
Someone please be my mom I’ll try and do something nice for mother’s day I just want a maternal figure please take care of me
shikarius: Since the cat’s out of the bag, here’s the detail on the maid uniform for Levi! It somehow turned into a 3 day project, but I’m quite happy. I joked about maid Levi but generally uniform quality is awful… Clearly the solution was
momweed: velveteen-venus: As per usual, the media is doing a fucking joke of a job reporting a natural disaster…meanwhile covering Trump and Clinton for 8 hours a goddamn day. If you’re looking to help out southern Louisiana, here’s how. Items
medicine: for those of you choosing to protest in the coming days: best of luck, my heart is with you, be prepared, and do not document your activities in a way that could incriminate you or your peers online. i joke about the feds, but state surveillance
silentandfriendly: heads up to all my followers. i will not post anything that will scare you or harm your computer on or in the days near april first. there is a difference between a joke and being a bag of dicks. that is all.
snowyfeline: Cobalt’s morning routine, right after making sure her daughter gets to bed. About the shirt, Violet got it for her for Moother’s day as a joke gift… because she’s bigger than her mom.
mnlmnz: softroot: Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its fuckin hilarious I thought that was just another one of those cartoon logic jokes in spongebob… This little scallop is making my day…thank you, little one♥
So the other day I was having an argument with a friend and so I jokingly said to him “YOU WANNA FIGHT,” and he said “YOU WANNA SCRAP,” and I just. “Destroy me wth your power.”
herzspalter: Rodimus visits the medbay every day to deliver more jokes he thinks are new and witty but actually aren’t. Please forgive the awful gif quality that destroyed some colors :( It looks better in full view!
averagefairy: april fools is coming up but who cares cause my life is a joke every day of the year
all-the-worlds-evil-inc: Making a joke you’ve been thinking of all day and expecting everyone to laugh Realizing that no one found it funny in the slightest…
shesnake: “One day, kind of as a joke, I said: ‘Remember that shot we did in Pride & Prejudice, the long Steadicam shot? Wouldn’t it be cool if we did that on the beach?’ Everyone laughed, but the joke then turned into something dauntingly
brightness: privileged people: *say dehumanizing things about oppressed people, makes them the brunt of every joke all while literally murdering some of them every single day* oppressed people: *makes a couple jokes about privileged people once in a
thatmodelgirl: carterfamilyportraits: Bey, Jay, Kanye & Kim enjoy a relaxing day by one of the family estate’s many woodland ponds. Kanye tells a joke, Jay laughs politely. Bey is unamused. le dejeuner sur l’herbe <333333 this is everything
cracked: theavc: Homestar Runner’s April Fools’ post is just jokes on jokes on jokes All across the internet, April Fools’ Day is an annual amateur hour. Brands make “jokes,” gullible people kind of believe them, and web News Editors grit
quailheart: ludicolo: its april fools day in japan and they made fucking. squirby. square kirby wait a minute guys, we missed the second part of the joke qbby and kirby swapped shapes!
sasstak: caseyanthonyofficial: This was one of the funniest jokes in film history I will never not reblog this. The day I don’t someone please send help because I will be dead.
lovely-v:I just told my roommate “we should get christmas décor” and she said “day-core? As opposed to night-core?” And I can’t even tell her she just made the funniest joke of all time because she does not know that nightcore is a real thing
zicko:hypotheticalpeople:Guy who got the death penalty but he survived so they just let him leavethis reminds me of a joke. so theres this bulgarian guy right? loves trains, has loved trains since he was a kid. one day, the bulgarian railroad association
hellabrave: Today is George Weasley’s 36th birthday. Born 1st April 1978, every year since he lost his brother, this special day just hasn’t been the same. And that, my friends, is what you call the cruelest April Fool’s joke of all time.
adamruzek: brulian appreciation week ♡ day 6 - the moment you fell in love with them↳ Season 6, Episode 11: You Have To Be Joking (Autopsy Of The Devil’s Brain)
ethiopienne: HAAHAHAHAHA i definitely did not catch that joke back in the day.also, if any of you watched the sing off, TELL ME THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE CLARK FROM THE DARTMOUTH AIRES!!!
xratedcouple: after i took the picture of the cum on her feet she told me jokingly to lick it.. i almost did. she didnt think i would tho. ima surprise her one day
turquoiseheart: brightness: privileged people: *say dehumanizing things about oppressed people, makes them the brunt of every joke all while literally murdering some of them every single day* oppressed people: *makes a couple jokes about privileged
very–thin: spitkissez:We all joke about 2019 being the year of the killjoys and danger days but honestly the way that america and north Korea are throwing temper tantrums,,,,,,, it might happen y'all Sorry this ain’t normal blog content but holy
medicine:for those of you choosing to protest in the coming days: best of luck, my heart is with you, be prepared, and do not document your activities in a way that could incriminate you or your peers online. i joke about the feds, but state surveillance
bruinsgal1219:I’m probably alone in this but my favorite Doctor Who joke to this day is when 9 and Rose go to the end of the world and a jukebox is uncovered to which Cassandra says “and now a traditional ballad of my people” Toxic by Britney Spears
forkurtcobain: On an evening of April 1 , Kurt went out to smoke a cigarette, then jumped a fence six feet high to leave the facility clinic Exodus ( which he joked earlier in the day that would be stupid to try to jump over the wall ) . He took a taxi
cnschedulearchive: As much as I’d like to claim this is a practical joke, this is the ACTUAL CARTOON NETWORK SCHEDULE FOR CHRISTMAS DAY TO NEW YEARS EVE. H-how?! This is a marathon of EVERY EPISODE (all 203) of Teen Titans Go! repeated 2.5 times in
doublechivasontherocks: “Do I sound like I’m joking? I just bumped the viewing fee up to 赨. At this rate, you’ll cover my half of the rent. I got a whole day of fishing and you ain’t going nowhere, fag. Good luck keeping your eyes off
people actually believing blake is under 5″ by her height on that bad height chart after editing out her heels will haunt me for the rest of my r/wb/y fandom days
irdesigner: The fact that Tumblr staff thought it more important to highlight f*cking doughnuts, rather than the 70th Remembrance of D Day says a “hole” damn lot. It’s a sick joke. To call it distasteful and disrespectful isn’t enough. Please
