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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”
“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”
“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“Let’s REALLY make people talk.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.â€
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.â€
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive without you.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.â€
“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.â€
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
but-darlings-the-show-must-go-on: Edward is even more remarkable. I’ll give you an example. You can publish it or not, it makes no difference to me. When I came out of the asylum, the person who collected me was Edward Hardwicke. He took me to an Italian
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livin-la-vida-loki-d: whumpresource: whumpresource: If you like Sherlock, you MUST watch this video and you WILL drown in a puddle of your own tears of pain and feels. Beautiful… Ok I was really scared that it was going to end with a clip from
superheroesincolor: superheroesincolor: Watson And Holmes Vol. 1: A Study In Black (2014)“Collecting the entire first arc of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson re-envisioning as African Americans living in New York City’s
watsonsdick: so… Janine and Sherlock….was that awkward for everyone or just me and John? BAMF!John = orgasm GEEZZZ CAM IS CREEPY Sherlock’s dog :3 THE HOLMES! —- now, Mary… I feel so weird about her…Ok, she loves John and John loves her but
Mycroft Holmes according to character tropes: season 3 Sherlock Holmes (x) John Watson (x) Mary Morstan (x) Johnlock (x)
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