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The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
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“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“I would shave for you.”
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”
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“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d definitely shave for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
mrjwatson: (x) [insp] Yellow & blue, my favorite colors! :-)
thesherlockedme: John Watson: Are you wearing any pants? Sherlock Holmes: …No. John Watson: Okay. John Watson: What are we doing here, Sherlock? Seriously, what? Sherlock Holmes: I don’t know. John Watson: Here to see the Queen? [Mycroft Holmes
holmes-winchester: random caps: Sherlock + John
John Watson according to character tropes: season 3 Sherlock Holmes: (x)
aconsultingdetective: ∞ Scenes of Sherlock If you know who I am, then you know who he is [because there’s no Sherlock Holmes without John Watson, and there’s no John Watson without Sherlock Holmes].
john-barrowman: tardestiel: Proud of Moffat. In my opinion, he made Doctor Who even better than it already was, and got me interested in Sherlock Holmes. I know what some people think of him, but he most definitely deserves this. Even if you don’t
hugetoys: A John Holmes Dildo getting swirled around in circles. A sexy ass does a few nice moves on that big fat dildo.
gloryholewomen: Here’s an interesting take on the gloryhole theme. John Holme’s sticks his 14 inch cock through a framed hole so that some society babe can get a taste. See more pictures here.
fraggeln75: Couple plays around with a John Holmes Dildo on the Kitchen Table! 😍Play Together, Stay Together! ❤️
blackguysfinishlast:Desiree West, choking down John Holmes’s big white, merely semi-erect, dick, cira 1974 (and her fingers aren’t close to touching around it.)
watchingmefuck: :D I am often asked for a link to buy this awesome, monster dildo so.. here it is! Amazon Link: Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Cock
80sporn: Classic porn superstar John Holmes is having a very good day. First he is in a tropical resort. Second, he is tasting a tight young blonde. And finally, another eager babe is sucking his oversized schlong. Sounds like a good day to me. See more.
oncewerewomen-pornogif: Mr John Holmes
itskkiss: hugetoys: A John Holmes Dildo getting swirled around in circles. A sexy ass does a few nice moves on that big fat dildo. She really works this hard….. Good girl!
littlesizeprincess: After waking up horny AF I decided I needed to play with my John Holmes toy…. Did I take it all the way…? Reblog if you want to see the video!
dildowife: I call this “Her Great Challenge”. 5 dildos, one 7", two 8", Kong and finally, a John Holmes, which you see her sliding down on to. Her challenge was to not only ride all of them, but to cum on every one of them as well…..and
attractivedecoy: Playmate 7 - Supercock (Linda McDowell and John Holmes) Attractive Decoy Redbubble
jupitereyed: john-holmes-watson: Quit protecting Nazis, unblur their faces, print their names, and expose them for the shit people they are. If they’re proud enough to believe, think like, talk, identify, and behave as a Nazi, then let them also be
girthyencounters: dildocollector2014: John Holmes UR3 dildo. Nice piece! Wow…she’s a GIRTH master! -=GirthyEncounters
captain-john-holmes: Meanwhile…
dildowife: Fucking the John Holmes monster dildo! I love monster cock! dildowife (‿ˠ‿)
![In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]](http://64.media.tumblr.com/2512ec07c9f71365095f71ddbf7078bf/tumblr_n8f5zjQ5Uz1r9lnxmo1_250.png)
![mrjwatson: (x) [insp] Yellow & blue, my favorite colors! :-)](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7258a154f3ba2c6e6e26f8aa435da9c1/tumblr_n9ardlwrxS1qmhfl1o1_250.png)
![aconsultingdetective: ∞ Scenes of Sherlock If you know who I am, then you know who he is [because there’s no Sherlock Holmes without John Watson, and there’s no John Watson without Sherlock Holmes].](https://64.media.tumblr.com/11e213f9f11bfb02cb91b9d01073d917/tumblr_nan7i2LTUq1qzgltlo1_250.gif)
