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“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you.”
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing, Gorgeous, Radiant, and Adorable.”
“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
salmonking: sarahfu: not-quite-normal: So Katy and Carororo let me in on their animated Sherlock handcuff shenanigans! Poor John did not think this through. Oh my gosh this is amazing! ADORABLE. HOLY COW. Those little expressions! So much d’aww!
double requested >8P robinhood221b: Sherlock and John couch cuddling fluff? :D <3 liferockingitout: Can you draw Sherlock and John cuddling on the couch and watching crap telly? I’d love you forever?
COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL FRIENDSHIP saticoy: You know when Sherlock throws a little fit on the couch and then just flip over away from John? What if John didn’t storm outside and instead laid on Sherlock’s back, trying to placate him?
alllll the clothingssss angelaprongs: could you draw Sherlock as the Doctor? lennysaurusb: Could you maybe draw Sherlock as the Doctor and John as his companion? houseofbluez: Sherlock as the Doctor and John as his companion please? chasingfancies:
“sherlock you have a problem” “I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT JOHN” forthesakeofblasphemy: Could you maybe draw John getting irritated with Sherlock and his growing collection of cell phones?
mollyisstrange: The things we never say…- part 1 So here it is, the first half of the johnlock comic I’ve been working on for way to long and honestly should look a lot better for the time it took plus john and sherlock look weird but never mind
I really wanted to draw m1211nasu’s Martin!Sherlock and Benedict!John <3<3<3 because so cute SO CUTE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
vaticancameos-32-24-34: Leo DiCaprio not winning an Oscar is like John and sherlock kissing. Everyone wants it, but it will never happen.
spectralarchers: darthvcder: things u youngins will never understand peter pan at disney land discourse mishapocalypse “reblog if you support gay marriage xDDDD” followed by 500 glee, spn, doctor who gifs and comments like “then john and sherlock
darthvcder: things u youngins will never understand peter pan at disney land discourse mishapocalypse “reblog if you support gay marriage xDDDD” followed by 500 glee, spn, doctor who gifs and comments like “then john and sherlock could get married”
ishipanarmada: cirendia: ishipanarmada: fuckoff-imacting: empathmccoy: I’ll leave this here . John and Sherlock in drag for a case. Looks like they got Lestrade dragged into it too XD And Mycroft just HAD to get involved. Nosy git.
greglestrade: That article said John and Sherlock hadn’t seen each other in a month… A… Full… Month… Without… Contact… Hmm….A… Full… Entire… Month… 30 days… Without… Seeing… Each other… A wedding changes everything…
jotunhogwarts: moriar-tea-and-hobnobs: lockedin221b: buttercakesandteacafe: oscar-pistorius: AU: When John and Sherlock adopted their son Hamish they had no clue about his true parentage, but that is all about to change. WHAT THE I. CANNOT. WITH
thescienceofjohnlock: julieschiro: it is just me or does this look like something John and Sherlock would wear in a future!lock or punk!lock AU yes please
bbcsherlock: this is john and sherlock
On the relationship between John and Sherlock [x]
spooktheartiste: John and Sherlock strike me as the kind of people who would laugh at funerals, and quite frankly, those kinds are my kind of people
At John and Sherlock's wedding:
naupathicseal: Martin Freeman on John and Sherlock.
That should be John and Sherlock.
johnfuckingwatson: piningjohn: Never forget that with only one look, John and sherlock agreed to die together.
silent-micka: John and Sherlock 20/?
joolaweed: please…. please, just allow john and sherlock to get together… please… please…………..
sherlottered-deactivated2014081: Even if a single variable had been altered on the day, this random meeting may not have resulted in the meeting of John and Sherlock. Call it chance or call it fate, we’re just glad Mike Stamford has good memory.
aconsultingdetective: John and Sherlock + flirting being adorable drunks
thekneegrope: “john and sherlock are never going to get together they are just friends”
doctorharleenfrancesquinzel: thisblogcouldbemoresonic: are we all just going to ignore the fact that there’s an adaptation where john and sherlock are vegetables? Veggie Tales
tweakersqueaker: meet-me-at-221b-baker-st: nights-melody: thats-how-we-roll-intheshire: So it turns out Martin & Amanda’s children are in fact John and Sherlock. BAHAHAHAHAHA!! OMG! Too good.
lookupkate: missmegrose: So, it turns out Martin Freeman’s kids are, in fact, John and Sherlock. hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
fandomsandfeminism: raymukada: i can’t believe moffat said john and sherlock wouldn’t work romantically because “they’re not wired that way” and then wrote an episode where a lesbian falls in love with a man your irene wasn’t wired in that
missmegrose: So, it turns out Martin Freeman’s kids are, in fact, John and Sherlock.
mentallypink: marshmallow-hootowl: #basically john and sherlock oh my god
threefootroo: John and Sherlock’s High School Reunion: 46/55 jim’s let himself go a bit since high school