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“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
nobetrayalnojudgementnofear: I love Omegle xD Oh God, I love this one. I totally read it in John and Sherlock’s voices XD
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be my honey?”
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.”
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.â€
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
i was going to draw this two days ago but then i saw my hella jeff shirt on top of the laundry and got DISTACTED it’s because “john and sherlock’s excellent adventure” was too long when i was trying to title my last thing on DA
i meant for this one to be a quick fill, but then i got all caught up on JOHN’S THIGHS ablativeabby: PLZ: Sherlock fanart, John and Sherlock dressed as Ancient Romans. IDK.
saradrawsart: Kinda wondering…what do you think, if they did celebrate it, John and Sherlock would dress like for Halloween? well, they are both intelligent and british, so they would probably choose something very clever and possibly british
meanwhile! ihsotas: umm, if your still taking requests for Sherlock stuff, may I request John and Sherlock having a moment at a crime scene?
JOHN WATSON’S JUNK ALL UP IN YO DASH shwatsonlock801: Can I maybe request a picture of Sherlock and John, and something to the theme of the ‘Red String of Fate’? <3 <3 spacebones:
i am ruining my liiiiiife anarmydoctor: I don’t know if you are still taking requests, but.. may I ask for some rugby!John? hhhnnngggggg Thanks! mydaroga47: I’d really like to see John and Lestrade being bros, with Sherlock jealous of their
DOCTORS KISSING CONSULTING DETECTIVES NOT KISSING YOUUU clockworktimebomb: John and Sherlock kissing in the rain? makingupachangingmind: Can I get John and Sherlock standing really really close under an umbrella? That’d be cute!
(sherlock’s thinkin about how the apron matches john’s underwear) lolgirl607: could you draw a really domestic scene b/t sherlock and john where sherlock is tying an apron on john so he could cook their dinner?
“people are looking” “john, no one’s looking” wardrobespierre: I would love eversomuch if you would draw Sherlock and John dancing. lechechloe: John and Sherlock dancing disco or slow dance OvO
FAP I MEAN FWAP NO WAIT I DO MEAN FAP hilarious-war: are you still tacking request? John and Sherlock like one of your french girls? (has this been done yet?) rubbishapple: Hello! I absolutely adore the
“SHOOT HIM. SHOOT HIM JOHN.” “sherlock what the hell?!” offensiveagentpie: Could you by chance draw Mycroft and Sherlock as kids, with Sherlock experimenting and watching ripples in a puddle by throwing in different sized rocks,
“well you started it john” then later… REVENGE ittybittygrey: Sherlock putting a scarf on John and John sneaking a peck. Sherlock proceeds to passionately attack him. ms-akaya: If you
DEDUCTION TIEM WITH JOHN AND SHERLOCK (AND GLADSTONE) mycroft is totally ice king but i’m not drawin it arbeekeypok: I wanna see Sherlock and John ala Adventure Time with Finn and Jake. :D nolala: LE REQUEST: John as Finn and Sherlock as Prince
okay wow i don’t know how i feel about this slap-her-shes-silly: John and Sherlock in Rocky Horror Picture show costumes pretty please? :) greatwhitesharkbender: would you be able to do a sherlock/j
oh my god wedding really why am i so mushy just don’t draw that bebby req oh wait oh no socutherthehelldown: can I request John and Sherlock in matching tuxedos? For a formal occasion, or a wedding maybe? ;) ununpentium: Sherlock and John’s
>draw silly kissing comic >suddenly tumblr drama over silly sherlock fans >lolyesssssssssthatsmecomeatmebro alltheroads: Can you draw how you think John and Sherlock’s first kiss went?
this wasn’t going to be bromantic but then it was consultingbastard: could you draw John and Sherlock on a cross-country train trip?
just!friends can do this too it’s not like they’re IN LOVE except yes they totally are house-and-hummel-in-a-tardis: John and Sherlock listening to an iPod together would be nice :)
based on this fic which is adorable and i love it though out of context i guess you could view it as sherlock just really hating shopping papilio-tigris: Could you do a picture of John and Sherlock grocery shopping?molycules: You should draw Sherlock
actually sherlock’s probably ace at cooking when he really wants to be but this result has more adorables dinocuntasaurus: could you please try John being sick and Sherlock attempting to take care of him as well (maybe, possibly failing at it)?
ends in angry threeway kurtisgonnabitchslapsebastian: draw Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood) hitting on John and Sherlock getting jealous?
INCOMING WHOLOCK pennandemrys: Could you draw Sherlock and John in the TARDIS? stockholmsyyndrome: john and sherlock in the TARDIS! hello-random-person: Could you please draw Sherlock and John inside of the TARDIS? missmeggsie: how about
11 your face is a rectangle but okay a pretty cute rectangle “it’s for a case, john” (no it isn’t) sfbenedictcumberbatch: could you draw John and Sherlock dressed as Rory and Amy? Bonus points if the Doctor is there too. victory
what an embarrassing artwork why would you even draw that you guys are so ridiculous turlingdrome: can you do one with Sherlock and John and YOU? rubywhiterabbit: Could you maybe do something like Sherlock encountering some sort of fangirl, maybe ameri
“i’ll never get bored of good mornings with you <3 ” alexmochi: Draw John and Sherlock waking up in bed together please? Either fluffy or awkward or… something. c:>
handchuffed~ laurenlightning: could you please draw the bit in reichenbach when john grabs sherlock through the bars but make them kiss? 221babe: okay you know the scene in reichenbach when Sherlock is holding John “hostage” and Sherlock
for inflictionsfromabored, another winner of Jawn’s Red Pants giveaway~ the request was “Is it okay to have John and Sherlock in their red & bee pants, and wearing their woolly jumper and purple shirt? And maybe John ruffling Sherlock’s
speaking of teenlock john and sherlock go to different boarding schools but sneak away to solve mysteries together the mysteries usually involve missing bicycles or monster sightings that turn out to be old man jenkins baskerville is their magic ghost
john and sherlock make the casebook~ ————————————————- someone (sorry i replied to you so i don’t have your name anymore!) asked me if i would make caseb
oh also i think i forgot to post these??? two more buttons for the giveaway silverdreamx - sherlock and john and the number 221b (I hope this is sorta what you meant lol) aabysinyaa - sherlock and john dressed in otter and honey badger kigurumi
based on this post from this wonderful blog, texts from john and sherlock this is a gift for h3rring from makokitten :))) thanks for all the amazing work you do, guys! happy holidays!!
sherlocks and johns and sherlocks and johns~
CLICK FOR NSFW, CHECK TAG WARNINGS“You were made to serve my kind, John… Designed to fulfill my needs… You are damaged and sentient and free, and yet, your body still longs to accommodate me…” ————&
I got my new plusshhieess and had some fun with them hahahajshsddkf Red Pants John and Sheetlock WIll Graham and Hannibal Lecter I’ll have these at Sherlock Seattle and APE and maybe SnafuCon! I’ll only have a few at Seattle depending on how
chromehearts: Sweater weather with John Watson. Fall is my favorite time of year; I’m currently rewatching all 3 seasons of Sherlock, and enjoying the abundance of John’s sweaters/jumpers. Aaaah
atlinmerrick: This makes my eyeballs bleed. But in the good way. (Reblogging because somehow this manip’s fantastic creator got lost along the way.) mutley2: And Sometimes They Sleep…
randomwhisky: John and Sherlock in a established relationship has always been my favourite AU. Something with babies and domesticity would be really nice :) first bonus winner of my request giveaway! i liked drawing the first three (four) so i rolled
~click down there for the weirdest porn i’ve ever drawn - mpreg omegaverse top!omega!john gross gross don’t you fucking judge me~ -1- & -2- okay so i sketched the right one first and didn’t like how much empty space there was so
i got my big pillows back!! i like this size, they’re much more huggable~ i have four sets of regular sherlock/john and four of naked sherlock/john that i’ll be selling at the next con i get into, either fanime or AX~
I also made a doublesided bookmark for Breadcrumbs, which you’ll be able to get with the other extras~ This is the same John and Sherlock from the comic I did for it, meaning Sherlock is the Youth, and John is… well, you’ll see :PI
So, I tried to draw John and Sherlock seriously…but then that happened. >>;
thorinss: sometimes i wish tumblr appreciated platonic relationships a little more i mean shipping things is great and lovely and oh so much fun but like what’s wrong with a little bromance why does tumblr see two attractive men and immediately want
john-watson-is-sherlocked: burnsherlock: queeentauriel: doomslock: petition to have molly and mary form their own detective duo watch them solve more crimes than john and sherlock go gO GO WRITE THE AUs i support this 500% especially if irene
