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brothersisterfathermother: “Oooohh god, son, Jesus - you’re so much - fuck - more than your father - oh god!”
holyshitmyporncollection: Amputee and scholarly gentledragon? I hope he didn’t eat that leg.
positiveeenergy: oh my god oh my god jesus christ
The owner of the titanic said : " not even God can sink this ship ' and we already know what happened . Marilyn Monroe said : " i do not need Jesus ' three days later she was found dead . A mother told her daughter : " may God accompany you ' Ironically
The owner of the Titanic said, "Not even God can sink this ship." and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, "I do not need Jesus." Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, "May God accompany you." Ironically she
brothersisterfathermother:“Oooohh god, son, Jesus - you’re so much - fuck - more than your father - oh god!”
Bibles burn so easily.
female-destruction: Oh my god, he’s so fucking deep! Oh fuck, oh my fucking god, fuck! I can literally feel my pussy stretching! Jesus, he’s fucking tearing me apart! You can’t help but enjoy the abuse your wasted cunt is receiving. I make sure
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nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
askyorick: the-gods-of-metal: *Jurassic Park theme in background* “Holy fucking shit, It’s a Dinosaur! Jesus Christ. What the fuck?! Oh my fucking God, Fucking Dinosaurs! Holy shit, what the fuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk!” ((“They are moving in herds!”))
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kirk-here: margrietyrell: annanicolesmithvevo: thank god GUYS IT’S REAL i just want to say thank you so much, not only to god but to jesus
scolipede: kirk-here: margrietyrell: annanicolesmithvevo: thank god GUYS IT’S REAL i just want to say thank you so much, not only to god but to jesus What a time to be alive.
darktwinteeko: nostalgia-phantom: sushinfood: sapphzeal: letsdiddlydoo: (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arvDV2JGE8s) OH MY GOD! THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY AWESOME! i really like the idea oh my god Hol SHIT SWEET JESUS
er0tic-reverie: “Oh my god , it feels so good…oh my god…I can’t believe you’re inside me.” she laughed devilishly as she moaned. “Oh fuck…that’s good. Mmmm yes….jesus youre so big.”“Mmmm do you love it? How does that pussy feel?
oh my god Eddie why won’t these people shut the fuck up about miley circus and nicky mini jesus christ I don’t careoh my god I don’t careVMAs are garbage anywaywhy are you not cleaning up the dash? who are these people, why did you follow them
knifeandlighter: oh my god Eddie why won’t these people shut the fuck up about miley circus and nicky mini jesus christ I don’t care oh my god I don’t care VMAs are garbage anyway why are you not cleaning up the dash? who are these people, why
garrus-vakkarian: i would not only like to thank god, but also jesus, for this comic god bless bigby’s butt
geardawg: nurse-audino: swagloon: striderp: oh my god what ajhfdhafhgdfahjgdfahjds no no NO i spent 5 minutes trying to come up with witty commentary but this is just too awful for words. jesus this is horrible oh my god ugh
auwa: tumblino: teen-blogging-sensation: OH MY GOD this is hilarious god jesus christ
lionessjenna: cloesy: superandyguy: oculo: mothies: radicaz: hahaha people on reddit think that hoverhand anime pic is legit http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/uxka4/there_is_way_more_like_this/ oh ym god christ OH MY GOD JESUS CHRISTTTTTTTTT
sex-chan: 阿柴
thedenofravenpuff: 2mahnas: nightguardmod: ponyway: According to Christianity, the bible is the word of God. So, not only God has made a fan fiction of his own creation, the guy’s so vain that he also put in his own self-insert gary stu Jesus as
narionblack: spoon-chan: slashren: our lord jesus christ on the crest amen all hail ren GOD BLESS THAT ABS Do you have a moment to talk about our god and our savior, Ren?
erbluhenemoji:Sura Alternate Outfit - Official Art by Leona SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAM OH GOD LOOK AT THE MALE OH MY FUCKING GOD OH JESUS LORD SAVE MY FUCKING SOUL
gay-jesus-probably:lizawithazed:to be able to give such a small gift that brings so much joy is itself a joy You can really see the transition from “oh god is that a fucking ticket” to “OH MY GOD ITS A TINY VERSION OF MY CAR”
stilesgotstyle: daydreammelody: demonlordpivi: yarnandkoopashells: EWWWWW oh my god what OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHA JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
scaredoftheirdreams: snierp: gangbanglerfish: sin-cerely: when you realize you’re linearting on your sketch layer OH MY GOD THIS IS ARUGH GOD JESUS AAAAAAGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
mylovely-suicide: Imma reblog this because it’s fucking perfect.
sourcedumal: abbiehollowdays: MAYBE THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR STILL STAR CROSSED?!! MAYBE THIS IS WHY SHONDA WOULDN’T SELL IT TO ANOTHER NETWORK?!! I AM PRAYING TO THE OLD GODS, THE NEW GODS, AND 4C JESUS THAT SEASON 1 is not the end of this show!
carryon-deducing-inthetardis: eyelikeamagpie: lucianovargasx: yue-multiblog: - Mom…. Dad… I am canadian - God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Moose. OH GOD IT GOT WORSE JESUS CHRIST
professororc: holeymoley62: I love these, jesus fucking christ. Oh god oh god I can’t stop fucking laughing
annie-leonhardt: hiccstridforever:dreamwurks:Tumblr and Bee MovieI swear on this movie.OH MY GOD I’M IN THIS POST THIS IS THE BIGGEST HONOR OF MY LIFE I’D LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY BEE GOD BUT ALSO BEE JESUS
doodlejinx: gayspacegoats: hmssmooshkin: major-jamie-hill: tmnsquirtlethings: punypalhoncho:A FUN GAME:PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOBOH MY GOD To Laurens? Okay. Oh my god. JESUS sketchys IM DYING
peterdwebb: Jesus is a friend of sinners. God loved us while we were yet sinners. God’s love is not conditional on our behavior.
fraz666boi: demonicuss: FUCK YOUR GOD!! BLASPHEME DAILY!! HAIL SATAN! SIEG HEIL!!CUM TO THE DARKNESS WITHIN Fuck god! Fuck jesus the CUNT christ! Hail Satan! 666
sylph-of-ooo: pochavantas: memviv: what if instead of getting a god hood when you godtier you got a god facewow this is dumb DIRK JESUS FUCK Jake has a mustache omfg.
spiritualinspiration: God loves and uses imperfect people. We all make mistakes. But because Jesus died and rose from the grave, every mistake we will make or ever make has been paid in full. Don’t let shame and guilt keep you from receiving God’s
hypn0t-ic: lady-poptart: silverstarky: wonderland-perfection: winks-and-hairwhips: when I first saw this gif I didn’t realize that the water was shallow so I was like “OH MY GOD ITS TUMBLING JESUS” TUMBLING JESUS Representing heaven, is Mr
lushtrace: cryingfor-help: idiolatry: iconi-c: milesawayfromparadise: fisical: idkhope: i want to fuck him sweet jesus alex pettyfer goddammit aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sweet jesus. he is my god. no joke. i love him touch me holy
castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them
jaredpotterloki: biologytextbook: mrsjanestrider: jetstrash: so I met Mr. Moseby at Comic Con. OH MY GOD #JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL!!!!!!!
wartortles: if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
miiserybusiness: hayleyshair: paramore-yall: statevamps: ohmyhayleywilliams: wow. holy fucking jesus Damn sweet baby jesus OH GOD
wonderland-perfection: winks-and-hairwhips: when I first saw this gif I didn’t realize that the water was shallow so I was like “OH MY GOD ITS TUMBLING JESUS” TUMBLING JESUS
scottkinmartin: God came down from Heaven with two gifts: Jesus & yoga pants. He said, “One will give you Eternal Happiness in my Kingdom, and the other is Jesus.”
black-diaspora: myrosecolouredgirl:today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus Jesus
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
